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  • Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

    Since this forum doesn't allow private messaging, I shall say it here.
    You cannot infract someone for calling someone "granny". She called me "sonny", I was merely replying in a like manner. I didn't mean disrespect. I'm pretty sure when kids say "Hey, it's granny!" they don't mean disrespect.

    k, thanks.

  • #2
    Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

    Originally posted by Some Person View Post
    You cannot infract someone for calling someone "granny".
    I can and I did

    God Bless.


    Meh.......

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • #3
      Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

      Dear child, you seem to have the habit of trying to impose your own rules on the forums that other people built with God's guidance.

      What's next, are you going to forbid us to pray to God?

      A little respect and humility goes a long way. Obviously, this is not a lesson your parents taught you, so you have to learn it from strangers.
      I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

      Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
      Matthew 7:22
      Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
      Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

      Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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      • #4
        Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

        Originally posted by Some Person View Post
        "granny".
        Oh, JESUS. Now we have old feeble grammaws on this Godly forum?

        Once we let that "thespian" in the door it opened up the floodgates - I just Know™ it did.

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        • #5
          Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

          The OP fails to realize that a corrective rebuke from a spiritually higher person cannot be met with a flippant and (if I may say so) basically rude retort!

          I see it as a sign of the OP's immaturity and inability to accept constructive criticism.
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          • #6
            Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

            Stupidity runs rampant in these forums, doesn't it?
            *Sigh* You disappoint me.

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            • #7
              Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

              Originally posted by Some Person View Post
              I'm pretty sure when kids say "Hey, it's granny!" they don't mean disrespect.
              Listen here sonny, if a stranger's child called me "Granny"", I would grab that child by the ear and march it directly to social services, as such a child would have to be hopped up on the reefer; recognising me as it's grandmother when, in fact, I am not.

              I am not your Granny!
              True Christians are Perfect!

              Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

              Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

              For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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              • #8
                Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

                Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                Listen here sonny, if a stranger's child called me "Granny"", I would grab that child by the ear and march it directly to social services, as such a child would have to be hopped up on the reefer; recognising me as it's grandmother when, in fact, I am not.

                I am not your Granny!
                And I am not your sonny.
                Should I grab you by the ear and drag you to child services?

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                • #9
                  Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

                  Originally posted by Some Person View Post
                  And I am not your sonny.
                  Should I grab you by the ear and drag you to child services?
                  That would be elder abuse -- and dragging me to child services makes no sense whatsoever.

                  You seem very angry, dear. Why? Don't you know that Jesus loves you?
                  True Christians are Perfect!

                  Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                  Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

                  For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

                    Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
                    That would be elder abuse -- and dragging me to child services makes no sense whatsoever.

                    You seem very angry, dear. Why? Don't you know that Jesus loves you?
                    And yours would be child abuse. I assume if you can abuse children, I can abuse old people.

                    Jesus is dead, lady.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

                      Not really, he is back!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

                        Originally posted by Some Person View Post
                        Jesus is dead, lady.
                        Oh no He isn't.

                        And here's the proof: Who do you think made the Vodka you had for Breakfast this morning? Hmmmm?

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                        • #13
                          Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

                          Originally posted by SUV View Post
                          Oh no He isn't.

                          And here's the proof: Who do you think made the Vodka you had for Breakfast this morning? Hmmmm?
                          I don't drink alcoholic beverages.
                          And didn't Jesus turn water to wine? I never recall anything about him making Vodka.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

                            Originally posted by Some Person View Post
                            I don't drink alcoholic beverages.
                            And didn't Jesus turn water to wine? I never recall anything about him making Vodka.
                            Hah! You Capitalized it!

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                            • #15
                              Re: Dear Talitha, or whatever your name is

                              Yes, but he capitalized vodka, too.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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