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  • TheLordSavedMe
    A young lady servicing the Lord
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 579

    #526
    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

    Reverend Jim is the BEST!!!

    Just click on the link in my signature if you want to see how much he cares about girls like me and Felicity!







    Tammi.


    Girls, do you have embarrassing "problems" with your down there parts like I used to?
    Reverend Jim Osborne can help!



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    He is the Rock, his work is perfect: for all his ways are judgment: a God of truth and without iniquity, just and right is he. Deuteronomy 32-4

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    • tamara
      Unsaved trash
      • Apr 2012
      • 5

      #527
      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

      the characters name is not "pediabear" i'm afraid to tell you... it's a popular internet meme named "pedobear." Wikipedia it, and you'll see why some folk may find your gift a little strange.

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      • tamara
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        • Apr 2012
        • 5

        #528
        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

        "pediabear" is false: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear

        you are a sick man, rev. jim osborne, if i may be so blunt. there are a lot of things on this threat which disturb me deeply.

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        • Levi Jones
          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
           
          • Jul 2009
          • 13930

          #529
          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

          That's disgusting. You think your internet pals can make the sweet lovable pediabear who visits little children to cuddle with them into something gross?

          Shame on you!
          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #530
            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

            Originally posted by tamara View Post
            "pediabear" is false: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear

            you are a sick man, rev. jim osborne, if i may be so blunt. there are a lot of things on this threat which disturb me deeply.
            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
            Mr. Turdflinger -

            This is a 53-page thread. We have explained "Pediabear" dozens of times. Are you unable to read those explanations? Or do you just need to once again insist that the beloved Christian character being abused by a few of 4chan's gay porn addicts means that he is something pedophiles use to identify themselves?

            I see you're even less clever than Turdfinger.
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • tamara
              Unsaved trash
              • Apr 2012
              • 5

              #531
              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

              oh i am so sorry everyone! i had never heard of this character outside of the sick, twisted confines of 4chan. (i must point out that i do not use this site myself. i have the misfortune of living with a sinful hethen of a roommate). i saw this thread and freaked out! i thought that things were the other way around- that the people at this horrible site were trying to have a laugh at us good Christian folk. So i apologise most sincerely i am disgusted with myself. Lord, forgive me. Fellow Christians, forgive me.

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              • MitzaLizalor
                Completely CRAZY for the Lord
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2010
                • 14198

                #532
                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                Originally posted by tamara View Post
                4chan
                I don't know what “4chan” is but generally if things have different names they are different things.

                Perhaps you'd care to make an introductory post HERE

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                • Acuriousperson
                  Unsaved trash
                  • Aug 2012
                  • 8

                  #533
                  Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                  Ma'am, although this may make you angry, I feel as i should tell you this. That is not a pediabear, but a Pedobear. Pedobear is shown on the internet as a pedophile, who constantly wants to rape young children. I have sources if you wish to see them, or you could search for yourself. I just felt as i should inform you. Good day and God bless!

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #534
                    Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                    Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
                    Ma'am, although this may make you angry, I feel as i should tell you this. That is not a pediabear, but a Pedobear. Pedobear is shown on the internet as a pedophile, who constantly wants to rape young children. I have sources if you wish to see them, or you could search for yourself. I just felt as i should inform you. Good day and God bless!
                    We are well aware of the efforts of the internets to drag pediabear through the gutter, thank you. You are not the only one who has pointed this out. The sad thing is that a sincere gift from an older man can be so twisted by the secular mind.

                    Your blessing has little to do with God and more to do with the dark forces that infest the Internet. You see filthy intentions where there are none and yet probably listen to disgusting hip hop music by negroes about "hoes" (and that's not about gardening!)
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Rev. M. Rodimer
                      Honorary True Christian™
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2008
                      • 13996

                      #535
                      Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                      Originally posted by Acuriousperson View Post
                      Ma'am, although this may make you angry, I feel as i should tell you this. That is not a pediabear, but a Pedobear. Pedobear is shown on the internet as a pedophile, who constantly wants to rape young children. I have sources if you wish to see them, or you could search for yourself. I just felt as i should inform you. Good day and God bless!
                      Dear Retard:

                      If you had bothered to read this thread, you would have seen us explain many times over that Pediabear is a long-beloved character who was abused by the porn-addicted trolls at 4chan a couple of years ago.

                      We even have an extensive discussion of Pediabear Stories in another thread. The books have been out of print for a few decades, ever since the Berenstain Bears lawsuit.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Mrs. Naomi Portway
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 123

                        #536
                        Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                        Aaron checks my underpants every day when he comes home from work to make sure the Mexicans who live down the street haven't raped me. I always tell him that nobody raped me, but he has to make sure since he says I might lie to him out of shame.
                        Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

                        "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

                        Pat Robertson

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #537
                          Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                          Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                          Aaron checks my underpants every day when he comes home from work to make sure the Mexicans who live down the street haven't raped me. I always tell him that nobody raped me, but he has to make sure since he says I might lie to him out of shame.
                          Naomi, has Aaron taught you what a "non sequitur" is?
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Mrs. Naomi Portway
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2012
                            • 123

                            #538
                            Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Naomi, has Aaron taught you what a "non sequitur" is?
                            That looks like its a foreign word. What does it mean? Is it food? I'm not much of a cook yet, but I'm trying to get better.
                            Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

                            "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

                            Pat Robertson

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                            • Rev. M. Rodimer
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Forum Member
                              • May 2008
                              • 13996

                              #539
                              Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                              Originally posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway View Post
                              That looks like its a foreign word. What does it mean? Is it food? I'm not much of a cook yet, but I'm trying to get better.
                              It's when you say something completely unrelated to the subject at hand.

                              We were having a nice time trying to get this God-mocking troll to realize Pediabear is a well-loved Christian character, and you start talking about Aaron inspecting your undies.

                              That's a non sequitur. It doesn't follow from the conversation.

                              Do you have something to say about Pediabear? Maybe Aaron has bought you some Pediabear books, or a Pediabear plush toy?
                              Bible boring? Nonsense!
                              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                              • Mrs. Naomi Portway
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 123

                                #540
                                Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear!

                                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                                It's when you say something completely unrelated to the subject at hand.

                                We were having a nice time trying to get this God-mocking troll to realize Pediabear is a well-loved Christian character, and you start talking about Aaron inspecting your undies.

                                That's a non sequitur. It doesn't follow from the conversation.

                                Do you have something to say about Pediabear? Maybe Aaron has bought you some Pediabear books, or a Pediabear plush toy?

                                Thanks for telling me what the word means. And I thought the thread was about Pediabear underpants and so I told about Aaron. Sorry for being so stupid.

                                Aaron doesn't believe in underpants with pictures on them, he says they make him uncomfortable. I did use to have a Pediabear stuffed animal, but Aaron says stuffed animals promote idol worship, so he made me burn it in the fireplace.
                                Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.

                                "Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."

                                Pat Robertson

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