[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

You realize this entire thread is speaking of illegal activities?

All the cops in my town are Christians.

[TheGiftedClod]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

I'm sure they'd love the consideration of chaining your wife in the basement, torturing her with rats, burning her feet with an iron and then amputating her hand for masturbation which you openly admitted to doing yourself. She tried to run away...you captured her and burned her feet. For that sire, you are already damned to hell, but it would nice if you experienced some hell on earth first in federal prison. Oh be worried, there are plenty of gays there. I cannot believe humans like you exist. You justify inflicting horrible pain on your wive based on some literal translation of a bible that has no application to modern society. Maybe back thousands of years ago this activity was ok, but not by todays standards. We realized people are people and should all be given respect until they prove otherwise. AND REGARDLESS of disrespect, it should never come to physical harm, that is assault/abuse/torture/kidnapping. Women are not inferior beings. Blacks/Hispanics/Asians/etc... They are not inferior whatsoever. Sure, there are generalizations and stereotypes that may warrant some justification. There are Vast amounts of exceptions to these stereotypes. Look, I don't want to push my beliefs on you, which is exactly what I am doing. I want you to really ask yourself how it felt burning your wives feet with an iron as she sobbed uncontrollably wondering what happened to the man she married and how to escape before you kill her. Seriously...think about it man its just not right.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

I'm sure they'd love the consideration of chaining your wife in the basement, torturing her with rats, burning her feet with an iron and then amputating her hand for masturbation which you openly admitted to doing yourself. She tried to run away...you captured her and burned her feet. For that sire, you are already damned to hell, but it would nice if you experienced some hell on earth first in federal prison. Oh be worried, there are plenty of gays there. I cannot believe humans like you exist. You justify inflicting horrible pain on your wive based on some literal translation of a bible that has no application to modern society. Maybe back thousands of years ago this activity was ok, but not by todays standards. We realized people are people and should all be given respect until they prove otherwise. AND REGARDLESS of disrespect, it should never come to physical harm, that is assault/abuse/torture/kidnapping. Women are not inferior beings. Blacks/Hispanics/Asians/etc... They are not inferior whatsoever. Sure, there are generalizations and stereotypes that may warrant some justification. There are Vast amounts of exceptions to these stereotypes. Look, I don't want to push my beliefs on you, which is exactly what I am doing. I want you to really ask yourself how it felt burning your wives feet with an iron as she sobbed uncontrollably wondering what happened to the man she married and how to escape before you kill her. Seriously...think about it man its just not right.

I don't see anything wrong with living my life by the KJV1611, and I have received nothing but support from my True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters here at Landover Baptist. Your guilt tripping is futile. I do what I do because I love God and I care about my wife.

[TheGiftedClod]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

If you cared about your wife you would let her leave. You cannot be persuaded because you truly believe you are doing something right.
You know what billy? So did Charles Manson.
And while you don't see anything wrong with it the majority of police will unless they are extremely corrupt.
I hope they catch you before you kill her.

[TheGiftedClod]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

So just to be clear:

All of you support Billy Bob's intention of amputating his wives hand?
All of you support his decision to toture her with Rats in a heated bowl against her stomach?
All of you support his decision to BURN HER FEET WITH AN IRON when she tried to run for her life.

I for one believe this is not in alignment with Christianity.
This is inhumane behaviour at it's worst and Billy should be locked up for torture/kidnapping/assualt.

His wife is a HUMAN, she has the right to choose to leave. Instead Billy burns her feet with irons.

No, I do not support these actions, do you?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

[Brother Barnabus]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

Brother Jenkins , I feel your pain sir. With the intrusion of Godless, heathen secular law, it's almost impossible to be a True Christian anymore! It seems that every time we try to follow the the will of God from His Holy Bible, some atheist, hippy Joo passes some law to make it illegal.

Compared to Biblical times or even the 15th century, what we're practicing now is Christianity Lite .... Way Less Fulfilling ... and no fun at all!

Stoning .... Illegal!
Kill Witches ... Illegal
Thrashing our children ... Illegal

How many menstral huts do you see around these days??? Alas very few.

Why if Jesus Himself returned tomorrow and walked around, He would wonder what religion even us True Christians are practicing, because it's a mere shell of what the Bible intended it to be.

Yea Verily, Amen

[The Disciple]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

This is such a familiar story and I had a similar problem a few years ago with my wife Crystal !
She attempted to leave the home and children that I have provided for her.

Initially I thought that satan had taken control of her but it became clear to me through prayer that she was savable and that the true demons where her parents who had not bought her into this world in the correct manner.

I decided to turn back the clock and educate her from birth.
I stripped her as naked as when she entered Gods earth and locked her in the cellar until she cried for food, this took about 3 weeks or so but I knew Crystal was on the right track.

Over the months I taught her how to read The King James Bible properly and how to walk after her legs healed up.
Within about 6 months the crying and the shaking started to cease and I knew my mission was coming to an end.

Now Crystal is cured completely, no tears, no bad mouthing & thankful to God for giving her a 2ND chance.
God punished the parents not that long ago in a fatal house fire thankfully.


I'm now the well fed, satisfied husband that God wanted me to be.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

@ Disciple:

I'm sorry your wife is such a bother. Perhaps she has the same demons as my Ethel. It's nice to hear that you care about her enough to invest your attention in her discipline and spiritual welfare. May the Lord bring both of our wives back to the One True Path.

[SinfulSoul]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

if your having marriage problems, maybe she thinks your psychotic for the reasons that your trying to torture her into being your slave. I agree with the giftedclod guy.

maybe she tried to run away because you've become violent towards her? Ever think she wants to leave you because she doesn't love you anymore? Or simply because she perhaps met someone better and wants to spend time with him instead of you, because he may be someone who isn't insane and won't chain her up and everything thats been mentioned. the fact that you want her to be the stereotypical house wife where her places would be just the kitchen and the bedroom, is probably the cause of her wanting to leave you. Women have as much rights as men do, instead of trying to discipline her, why don't you support her, sit her down and simply ask why would she try to run away? Like really, even if your town's cops are christians, this entire thread could easily be copied and sent to officers who actually have some sense and will throw your ass in jail with all the murderers and rapists and pedofiles, they'd probably have fun with your ass.

your all idiots for even supporting these illegal actions. and if Jesus christ were to return tomorrow, he'd most likely slap the christianity out of you for being so stupid.

[Ofc. Don W. Richards]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

if your having marriage problems, maybe she thinks your psychotic for the reasons that your trying to torture her into being your slave. I agree with the giftedclod guy.

maybe she tried to run away because you've become violent towards her? Ever think she wants to leave you because she doesn't love you anymore? Or simply because she perhaps met someone better and wants to spend time with him instead of you, because he may be someone who isn't insane and won't chain her up and everything thats been mentioned. the fact that you want her to be the stereotypical house wife where her places would be just the kitchen and the bedroom, is probably the cause of her wanting to leave you. Women have as much rights as men do, instead of trying to discipline her, why don't you support her, sit her down and simply ask why would she try to run away? Like really, even if your town's cops are christians, this entire thread could easily be copied and sent to officers who actually have some sense and will throw your ass in jail with all the murderers and rapists and pedofiles, they'd probably have fun with your ass.

your all idiots for even supporting these illegal actions. and if Jesus christ were to return tomorrow, he'd most likely slap the christianity out of you for being so stupid.

Where EXACTLY in the Holy Bible does it say women have just as many rights as men? I don't recall seeing that. I do know it says that women are to serve men and men are to rule over women.

Yes, you could copy and paste this entire thread to other law enforcement. A smarter person would probably just forward the link, but you CAN paste it if you want.

Unfortunately, your efforts won't produce the results you want. Whatever sissy cops you're going to report us to don't have jurisdiction in Freehold, now do they?

Quit trying to tell me how to do my job!

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

Originally Posted by TheGiftOfGod
I'm sure they'd love the consideration of chaining your wife in the basement, torturing her with rats, burning her feet with an iron and then amputating her hand for masturbation which you openly admitted to doing yourself. She tried to run away...you captured her and burned her feet. For that sire, you are already damned to hell, but it would nice if you experienced some hell on earth first in federal prison. Oh be worried, there are plenty of gays there. I cannot believe humans like you exist. You justify inflicting horrible pain on your wive based on some literal translation of a bible that has no application to modern society. Maybe back thousands of years ago this activity was ok, but not by todays standards. We realized people are people and should all be given respect until they prove otherwise. AND REGARDLESS of disrespect, it should never come to physical harm, that is assault/abuse/torture/kidnapping. Women are not inferior beings. Blacks/Hispanics/Asians/etc... They are not inferior whatsoever. Sure, there are generalizations and stereotypes that may warrant some justification. There are Vast amounts of exceptions to these stereotypes. Look, I don't want to push my beliefs on you, which is exactly what I am doing. I want you to really ask yourself how it felt burning your wives feet with an iron as she sobbed uncontrollably wondering what happened to the man she married and how to escape before you kill her. Seriously...think about it man its just not right.

I cant believe you would take the time to write such drivel !!

Are you insane...................Or drunk???

[SinfulSoul]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

its not in the stupid bible you mindless guttershite its called politics, it was passed that women had the same rights as us so instead of following an outdated book maybe you should follow the law, but because you can't think for yourself, I guess you'll take that to extreme too.

[Lisa H]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

its not in the stupid bible you mindless guttershite its called politics, it was passed that women had the same rights as us so instead of following an outdated book maybe you should follow the law, but because you can't think for yourself, I guess you'll take that to extreme too.

Who are you to question Brother Billy Bob and his following of the Lord.

[the true]

Re: My Wife Ethel Tried to Run Away From Home!

Yes, after all I've done for her, my wife Ethel has really spit in my benevolent eye this time: she abandoned her duties in the kitchen and set off on foot to try and make it to town.

This has all been precipitated by the fact that I am finally standing up as a man and insisting that my wife assume her proper role in the household, as my servant and an incubator for my children. She seems to think that she should be spending her free time watching television, using the computer, backtalking me, even masturbating! Her ungodly practices have got to stop.

So I've decided to burn the bottoms of my wife's feet with the iron. There shouldn't be any permanent damage. I've burned them just enough to prevent her from running off.

I am going to report this to the police... all the evidence i need is now saved onto my computer. that is highly... HIGHLY illegal