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  • Bird222
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2010
    • 1

    #1

    Everyone read this please

    Ok now everyone knows you guys are genuine.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: Everyone read this please

    Originally posted by Bird222 View Post
    Ok now everyone knows you guys are genuine.
    Thank you very much for acknowledging that. Can you show us how we are scripturally incorrect anywhere?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Mark Christ
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Jun 2010
      • 84

      #3
      Re: Everyone read this please

      John 8:32And ye shall know the TRUTH, and the TRUTH shall make you free.

      Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Everyone read this please

        You have quite an ego to think that the entire world is following your every post.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • Brother Enoch
          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2008
          • 4392

          #5
          Re: Everyone read this please

          Originally posted by Bird222 View Post
          Ok now everyone knows you guys are genuine.
          Well, duh.

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          • GOD=life
            WARNING: Do not attempt to debate. You will lose horribly.
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2010
            • 3263

            #6
            Re: Everyone read this please

            Okay, I came running to read this ever so important post.

            But.... where's the important post??

            I'm confused.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #7
              Re: Everyone read this please

              Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
              I'm confused.
              He is probably yet another drug addict using Google to get passed our application form.
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #8
                Re: Everyone read this please

                Originally posted by Bird222 View Post
                Ok now everyone knows you guys are genuine.
                Should we run this on the 6pm news? " Just in Jesus confirms that Landover Baptist Church is genuine"

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                • Benedict A. Davis
                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 3900

                  #9
                  Re: Everyone read this please

                  False alarm, just another monkey that found a keyboard.
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22912

                    #10
                    Re: Everyone read this please

                    You will enjoy this sermon: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/audio/pod/crazy.mp3
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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