[Attila's Wife]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

Cranky Old Man, I have another child rearing guide.

Typical lieberal hippie stuff. Yawn.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

Cranky Old Man, I wonder what your parents did to you that you hate children so much?

I don't hate children. My father raised me to be a God fearing Christian and I thank him for that in prayer each and every day. He made sure I will go to Heaven when I die. Did he break my fingers a few times when I diverted from the righteous path? Of course he did! And every good parent should do the same.

In any case, I hope you don't have one of your own.

I raised many sons with a firm hand who all grew up to become decent Christians. I have no idea what happened to my daughters as they are utterly irrelevant.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

Cranky Old Man, I wonder what your parents did to you that you hate children so much?

In any case, I hope you don't have one of your own.

We don't hate children. We love them the way Jesus does. Jesus criticized the joos for not killing their disobedient children as required by Old Testament law. (See Ex.21:15, Lev.20:9, Dt.21:18-21)

Mark 7:9 And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition. 7:10 For Moses said, Honour thy father and thy mother; and, Whoso curseth father or mother, let him die the death.

[winstonthewhiner]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

That's all atheism boils down to really.

That's right: anal sex.

The only reason I can see not to believe in God is to have anal sex (which by definition is rape).

Now, does that make sense? Of course not.

Check mate, atheism.

Nope. Check mate, intelligence. It has left you long ago and won't ever bother you again.

I raised many sons with a firm hand who all grew up to become decent Christians. I have no idea what happened to my daughters as they are utterly irrelevant.

Do any of your children ever call you or drop by on your birthday or on christmas?

[Mark L. Snyde, PhD]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

Nope. Check mate, intelligence...

You "checkmate" that which you battle. And you have made it obvious that you are the enemy of intelligence.

[Jack Rankan]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

I for one was raised by a firm hand, and yes, my dad used to beat me, but you know what? I deserved it, I was a wicked child and all children are inclined to the wickidness. If it wasn't for my dad and his right upbringing, who knows what I would have ended up. Most likelly some atheistic gaysexual LIEberal who supports comunism, like winstonsomething

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

Do any of your children ever call you or drop by on your birthday or on christmas?

My sons and grandsons all visit me every sunday after Church. Then we all enjoy Bible study and eat dinner together.

[Forgivemeformysins]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

I wish this was around years ago. My son got a harlot pregnant, and now I'm raising his 15 almost 16 year old daughter. The worst part of this is that the other day she told me she was an atheist and that she didn't know if she was going to get married. I know she is doomed for hell and that I am too because I could not raise her right. Now no good christian man will ever want her. She is a virgin though, so if anyone knows of someone who could whip her into shape it would be gratefully appreciated.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

The Holy Bible has been around for thousands of years! In the meantime, you are most welcome to introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information on this thread for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

As I am getting married soon, and hope to bear soldiers for Christ as soon as my husband permits me to, what should I do when I bear a son, and he starts acting out? How would discipline work? God bless!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

As I am getting married soon, and hope to bear soldiers for Christ as soon as my husband permits me to, what should I do when I bear a son, and he starts acting out? How would discipline work? God bless!

That's really up to your Husband. We recommend using the Holy Bible as your guide, despite what the liberal media says.

[elsa333]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

Wow! I've stumbles across a barbarian forum. Your guide to raising children is tyrannical and brutish. You probably don't know any better, though, being a neanderthal.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

Wow! I've stumbles across a barbarian forum. Your guide to raising children is tyrannical and brutish. You probably don't know any better, though, being a neanderthal.

I do not quite understand why you are babbling everywhere around this forum. Your "opinions" include not any biblical arguments.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's Easy Guide to RAISING CHILDREN!

Your guide to raising children is tyrannical and brutish.

Not at all. Not even close. No. Nein. Njet.

A Christian Bible guided child education makes sure the child will go to Heaven. The alternative, the Obama rape-is-fine drugs-are-good working-is-for-losers education on the other hand, will damn the child to the fires of Hell for all eternity.

So if you are against God you are clearly a fan of Satan. Why do you hate Jesus?