[openminded101]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I'm very proud for your son.

Perhaps my son would learn a thing or two for him, whenever he has an opportunity to punch a queer he refuses. I have no idea why, rest assure he's been checked for demon infestation and what not. Perhaps he just needs some one around his age to talk to him about it.

you idiot

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

you idiot

Why the venom? Why the lack of capitalization and punctuation? Have you nothing constructive to contribute? Why do you hate Jesus?

[Fascinated]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

[/QUOTE]You leave out another option, sir; God's reasoning is unfathomable to you, as the enormity of the LORD GOD's plan is unknowable to you, me, or anyone else.

As an amoeba is unable to comprehend you as a totality, you being unbelievably intelligent and massive in comparison, so are you unable to know the ALMIGHTY GOD. You should fear Him; if you're not afraid now, you will be later.

He doesn't care about your reasoning or what you think is fair, just like you don't care about the amoebas all around you. You are as nothing to Him; only by following the King James Bible do you become worthy of anything but hatred and contempt. Not from Landover Baptist, but from GOD.



"Logical" and "forward thinking" arguments won't get you out of Hell; and you know Hell is real. You can feel it in your bones, and you know you deserve it too. Look at you, take a "critical thinking" hard look at yourself. Would you let you into Heaven?

Please remember that I am unbelievably ignorant and unworthy of GOD, as are you; only trust and believe the words of a True Christian member or Pastor. They are your only hope.

I thank you for your time.[/QUOTE]

I definitely find his reasoning unfathomable due to the hypocrisy of his agenda. You say we are nothing to him, in which case I don't understand why we were taught we are created in his own image and that he loves us etc. If this was the case, he also created 'homers' in his own image, perhaps making god just a little gay?

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Haha, it's good to see some sane people are out there 'fascinated', you mentioned that these people think the earth is flat!!! I didn't believe it till I read it myself!
That's the funniest thing I've ever heard, especially when they're using technology like the Internet, which relies on the earth being round, to promote this message. I wonder what they think will happen if they go too far in one direction? Lol
Surely there cones a point when people as delusional as this have to be sectioned? Or do they have to blow up some 'sinners' before that happens?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard, especially when they're using technology like the Internet, which relies on the earth being round, to promote this message. I wonder what they think will happen if they go too far in one direction? Lol

Where did you get the idiotic idea that the Internet requires Earth to be round? All those cables in the ground couldn't care less about the shape of the planet.

And was has any of this to do with punching queers? Your response to queers is bending over I suppose?

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Digijon;677323]

Haha, it's good to see some sane people are out there 'fascinated', you mentioned that these people think the earth is flat!!! I didn't believe it till I read it myself!

Why are you derailing this thread? Go to the the appropriate thread.
3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!

That's the funniest thing I've ever heard, especially when they're using technology like the Internet, which relies on the earth being round, to promote this message. I wonder what they think will happen if they go too far in one direction? Lol

Again 3 Experiments You Can Do At Home that PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT!
By the way my interweb comes in via the phone wires. Why does the shape of the earth matter, it's in my phone wires?

Surely there cones a point when people as delusional as this have to be sectioned? Or do they have to blow up some 'sinners' before that happens

You have True Christians ™ mixed up with Mosslims. Mosslims use bombs we dont' , the Bible contains no reference to bombs that I know of. A True Christian™ would in fact use stones to dispatch sinners as God instructs. Due to circumstances beyond our control(temporally) secular law forbids such actions.*


* Brother Huckabee and Sister Palin will put a change order in on that little problem. YIC James Dewitt.

PS Why do you hate Jesus? Why are you a Homersexural?

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I have only just read some of the debate from last night, lol, having been told that this "isn't a forum for debate" I can't believe that you people keep debating! A tad hypercritical I think.
'Fascinated' is absolutely right when he says god doesn't hate gays. If there is a creater, (unlikely but let's go with it for a minute), then why would he hate any particular aspect of his creation, being all knowing, surely negates the abitility to hate as that makes what he's hating his own fault! And I'm sure you would agree that self-loathing is not a very god like quality.
One of you mentioned that you don't personally hate gays, but have to be reminded to hate them by the bible!!!! In that case the bible's wrong! It's obviously wrong if it's telling you to do something you don't like, just as it's morally wrong to go and blow up buildings, it's morally wrong to persecute a group of people for the way they are.
No matter what holy book you read you'll find it impossible to find anything that resembles the provable scientific facts of the last few centuries, meaning that either the stuff we can prove is wrong or the stuff we can't prove is wrong!!! That's the extent of the simple choice we have to make. It's no wonder people laugh at you.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

It's no wonder people laugh at you.

We don't care about that. We know God will reward us for being right!

Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Lol, I'm sorry??? Interweb???? Cables? The INTERNET, as it's called relies on satellites relaying information to different servers in different countries, satellites 'orbit' the earth cos it's round!!!! I can't believe I'm having this conversation, lol, if you don't believe me take a flight to Sydney, then another to London, and finally another flight to New York. You'll see that you can go round in a big CIRCLE. Also take a compass with you, funnily enough it will always point north. Lol
Thanks you've really brightened my day.

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

=Digijon;677331]

I have only just read some of the debate from last night, lol, having been told that this "isn't a forum for debate" I can't believe that you people keep debating! A tad hypercritical I think.

Can some one give this dummy the " Short Buss" award? Look ya pillow biter, we do not debate. When we post the Word of God, its a closed case. How can you even begin to debate the absolute truth?

More dumb comments


tldr

[James Dewitt]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

Lol, I'm sorry??? Interweb???? Cables? The INTERNET, as it's called relies on satellites relaying information to different servers in different countries, satellites 'orbit' the earth cos it's round!!!! I can't believe I'm having this conversation, lol, if you don't believe me take a flight to Sydney, then another to London, and finally another flight to New York. You'll see that you can go round in a big CIRCLE. Also take a compass with you, funnily enough it will always point north. Lol
Thanks you've really brightened my day.

I do not have a satellite above my home. I own 4 different homes all over the world, how would I take a satellite with me?

Attached is a map of the world. It is possible to travel to those 3 places. I do not understand the comment.

[Gabriel Reproba]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

I can't believe I'm having this conversation...

Oh, believe it! The only reason your DON'T believe it is because you don't believe in Christ Jesus!

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

No you really don't understand do you?
There are satellites above us, they really do exist, you can even track them on this marvellous 'interweb'
I never said you need to take a satellite with you, I said compass! Also I have just received an infraction for saying the Internet doesn't exist, er I've never said that, please read my
Posts before making bigger fools of yourselves than you already are.

Ps, I have said that god doesn't exist about 5 times on here and haven't had any infractions for that!!! So I can't deny the Internet (which I didn't) but it's ok to deny god?????

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

There are satellites above us, they really do exist, you can even track them on this marvellous 'interweb'

Of course there are satellites, how else could I have GPS in my Hummer! However satellites are not preferred for Internet usage due to latency issues. This is why the Internet is mostly based on cables. So once again you show to know nothing while we God fearing people know everything.

I also think it is quite rude that you ignored my question about you and queers. Perhaps you need a good punch.

[Digijon]

Re: My Son Punched His First Queer: So Proud!

"I do not have a satellite above my home. I own 4 different homes all over the world, how would I take a satellite with me?

Attached is a map of the world. It is possible to travel to those 3 places. I do not understand the comment." - er, that's not a very good map of the earth.

Well done for the person that believes in satellites! Thats very impressive for you guys, even if some of your science is shaky. So you can't believe the earth is flat then? If know about gps, then you know that the g stands for 'global' , you know as in globe.

yeah, does the sun come up at different times over you four houses? Does it?
Yes it does because the earth is round, ROUND, you idiots. Go on google earth and take a look. Christ you guys are dumb.
But it is funny, keep it coming.