[a fuzzy sloth]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

extremophiles are generally harmless to humans.

[Dom-inatedByGod]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Or is there some even more effective way?

Hmm, I might need to describe the problem from the start.

As we all know, gays spread AIDS around for fun. I have always done my best to protect me and my family by keeping any homo at least baseball bat's length away from me. However, now I'm in bit of a stalemate with post office.

It all started some time ago when I called to post office to get confirmation that I am getting gay free service. Person on the other side of the phone line sounded bit funny when he told me that he is not sure, but he will check it out and contact me later.

After few months I begin to suspect that I was not to be contacted by this person again, so I made another call with more forceful approach. Again the first person I called did not know about that kind of service, but I got another number within the post office I could call to. After quite lengthy round of phone calls, I found out to my horror, that post office in my country does not have "No-homo" policy with their employees.

Ever since I have been pressuring the post office so they start to respect human rights of Christians by guaranteeing gay free mail for good people.

So now we get back to my dilemma. Until post office starts to respect their customers, I have to protect me and my family by cleaning my AIDS laced mail. So far I have used tweezers to remove mail from mailbox and put it in special container. The container I then have placed in very cold freezer for a week. After that I go through mail with dispensable latex gloves and burn envelopes and such right away.

This seems to do the trick (so far we have remained AIDS free), but weeks delay before you can read your mail is bit inconvenient, so I was wondering if I could speed up the process some how. I have been thinking about using oven to decontaminate the gay mail, but I'm not sure if the heat is high enough without paper catching fire.

Has anyone else had these kind problems and thus have more experience with the problem I'm facing?

Ah yes, AIDs by mail, many of my friends have been infected with this (i think they were having sex with the mail man though, but i cant be sure which way they got infected).

I told them the error of their ways

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Ah yes, AIDs by mail, many of my friends have been infected with this (i think they were having sex with the mail man though, but i cant be sure which way they got infected).

I told them the error of their ways

Why do you have many gay friends?
You must be filthy sodomite yourself.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

[Dom-inatedByGod]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Why do you have many gay friends?
You must be filthy sodomite yourself.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Little did i know they were all "involved", having unthinkable relations with eachother.

I should have explained, they are no longer my friends. After i told them of their sin, i moved away from the diseased.

[gary_lineker_84-85]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

I would say hot to remove gay germs, turn up the heat and the devil you'll beat my grandmother Gladwys used to say.

[Sayers P. Naysayers]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

I'd go with a mix of luke warm domestos and salt (don't drink too much though or it will make you poorly). Gay germs can't stand bleach.

[Dr Hadrian Sniderman]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

My uncle Terence made a home made formula of three parts sawdust, one part holy water and never suffered from the bad AIDS at any point in his life.

I believe salvation lies here brother.

[NormanLid]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Cold water is water in it's purest form..

So , I say Cold..

YIC

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

I would say hot to remove gay germs, turn up the heat and the devil you'll beat my grandmother Gladwys used to say.

Was you grandmother Gladys dyslexic?

[True talk]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

There is no cure for being gay, be loud, be strong, be gay.

<3
Me

[Dr Hadrian Sniderman]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

There is no cure for being gay, be loud, be strong, be gay.

<3
Me

A strong gay? Surely not.

[True talk]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

A strong gay? Surely not.

Hey they might have just got out of prison and you know all they do is lift weights and sodomise eachother.

[Dr Hadrian Sniderman]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

Hey they might have just got out of prison and you know all they do is lift weights and sodomise eachother.

I doubt their weak wrists would be able to master a barbell.

[wait_what]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

There is no cure for being gay, be loud, be strong, be gay.

<3
Me

That is like saying be a tall midget. Strong gays. pffft. Who ever heard of such a thing?!

They are awful loud though. One of the myriad reasons they are an abomination.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What's better, hot or cold for removing gay germs?

extremophiles are generally harmless to humans.

I just searched the thread AND The American Siciety for Microbiology article I linked to for "extremophile(s)" and yes there is one mention: