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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748

    #1

    Fun games for children (no violence)

    Maybe this topic will help other parents. There must be some good games out there that aren't violent, agressive, revolting, or blasphemous.

    Maybe your little ones need some practice organizing your home library of religious doctrine? Try the library game:
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
  • BIRDBRAIN2008
    Unsaved TrashMario Pusher
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 31

    #2
    Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

    What a yawner
    Non-believers can't be considered citizens or patriots...this is one nation under God." --George H. W. Bush, 41st President of the United States

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    • Bobby-Joe
      Landover Security Superviser
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      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 18405

      #3
      Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

      Originally posted by BIRDBATH2008 View Post
      What a yawner
      I see, so what you would prefer for you child? Games like "Grand Theft Auto" were drug crazed blacks rape and murder white woman after white woman? Is this your idea of "child's entertainment"?

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      • tLakota
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        • Dec 2007
        • 206

        #4
        Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

        What about normal games like freeze tag, jump-rope and tether ball? Jump rope may be inappropriate for boys, but still...
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        • Old Man Hatchet
          Super Moderator
          Beloved Church Elder
          World's Greatest Father and Grandfather
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2084

          #5
          Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

          Originally posted by tLakota View Post
          What about normal games like freeze tag, jump-rope and tether ball? Jump rope may be inappropriate for boys, but still...
          I wouldn't allow my children to participate in such unwholesome activities. Tag encourages children to touch one another. Tether ball is played around a giant metal tallywacker. Now, I will grant you that I am a bit prudish and find Family Circus to be risque humor; however, I think anyone with a shred of decency would side with me about these "normal" games.

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          • tLakota
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Dec 2007
            • 206

            #6
            Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

            In that case, what about red rover, sandboxes, and swings?
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

              When I was a boy, the only games I was allowed to play was Bible Quiz, cleaning my father's weapon arsenal blindfolded, and experimenting on servants. And look at me, I'm a True Christian™ Pastor!
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • tLakota
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 206

                #8
                Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                When I was a boy, the only games I was allowed to play was Bible Quiz, cleaning my father's weapon arsenal blindfolded, and experimenting on servants. And look at me, I'm a True Christian™ Pastor!
                Experimenting? Remember that I swore off debate in this forum, so I'm literally just curious.
                Willpower rules the world.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

                  Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                  In that case, what about red rover, sandboxes, and swings?
                  Red Rover? People should always avoid a woman during her monthly curse, and they certainly shouldn't do that with her!
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • tLakota
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 206

                    #10
                    Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Red Rover? People should always avoid a woman during her monthly curse, and they certainly shouldn't do that with her!
                    You must have never played it then. Red rover is a test of collective strength. There are two lines of kids lined up in battle, you call someone over from the opposing line and they try to break through the line. But if you can repel them, your team gets a point. So all the strong kids tend to make teams and call over the skinny weak kid so they can win, and no one wants to be on the losing team. So it actually has nothing to do with women.
                    Willpower rules the world.

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                    • Old Man Hatchet
                      Super Moderator
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                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 2084

                      #11
                      Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

                      Originally posted by tLakota View Post
                      You must have never played it then. Red rover is a test of collective strength. There are two lines of kids lined up in battle, you call someone over from the opposing line and they try to break through the line. But if you can repel them, your team gets a point. So all the strong kids tend to make teams and call over the skinny weak kid so they can win, and no one wants to be on the losing team. So it actually has nothing to do with women.
                      Red Rover involves one child diving into a group of other children holding hands. From there, the game essentially turns into an orgy. Rather than permitting their children to play this lecherous game, parents would be better off sodomizing their sons and breaking their daughters' hymens themselves.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

                        The bubble wrap simulator isn't really a game, but it sure is fun!
                        Last edited by Nobar King; 01-06-2009, 05:09 PM.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
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                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #13
                          Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

                          When I was little, the boys used to play a game called "Smear the Queer". I understand it's still quite popular among young (and middle-aged!) men in Freehold, but I recall the Pastors deciding to set a minimum age limit for the game. After all, young children occasionally make an error in judgment when choosing the "Queer", and I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say we don't want a repeat of the Youth Pastor Marty incident.

                          Freehold Zoo lost two very valuable she-bears that day, several members in good standing lost their children, and little Jimmy Olsen's left leg never WAS found. (The pallbearers said his coffin was by far the lightest of the group, because his foot had gone to Heaven before him.)

                          Instead, I suggest teaching your young boys and girls to play Save the Queer! Arm them with this fine educational literature and send them to the mall, Wal-Mart, public restroom, Catholic confessional booth, or other place homersexuals are known to frequent. Give them some signs to look for, and have them pass the information to their "marks" (OK, they're more "marys", but you get the idea)!

                          Sure, they may miss the mark now and then, but surely nearly anyone they'll find at a mall is a sinner of one sort or another. And they'll gain valuable experience in witnessing to the unSaved!

                          Let us know how your children do!
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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #14
                            Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

                            It's supposed to be fun games.
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • JennyD
                              Honorary True Christian™
                              Sweet Placid Sister
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                              • Dec 2007
                              • 9567

                              #15
                              Re: Fun games for children (no violence)

                              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                              It's supposed to be fun games.
                              Brother Nobar, what could be more fun than saving a sinner from an eternity in God's Lake of Fire?

                              I suggest keeping a scoreboard with "Heavenly Mansion Points". After all, those who save more souls grow in the Lord's estimation; as Heaven has many mansions, doubtless those who save the most souls will earn the largest and most elaborate eternal residences.

                              As they gain "Heavenly Mansion Points", they go from a 12-foot yurt shared with a dozen others (the base dwelling) to a singlewide trailer, to a suburban tract home, a McMansion, and then a custom mansion. More points means more features, and they get to choose their own.

                              Once they reach the custom mansion stage, they get to choose their own architect, whether in Hell (Frank Lloyd Wright, Zaha Hadid, Frank Gehry, Howard Roark, Renzo Piano, the Green brothers, Le Corbusier, Palladio . . .) or in Heaven (er, I'm drawing a blank).

                              See, they learn valuable witnessing skills, envision themselves in Heaven, and have fun doing it!
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