[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat

You so called 'Christians' should be ashamed of yourselves.

Ashamed to warn parents against pedophile's newest grooming tactics? I think not!

It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea,
than that he should offend one of these little ones.
Luke 17:2

[Steph Leia]

Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat

I'm shocked really..

Finding it difficult to believe that 'MisterM' could even conger up such absurdity.

You so called 'Christians' should be ashamed of yourselves. Twisting passages from The Bible to suit your perverted sense of ethics.

Maybe you should go back and think what is actually important to life and your so-called Christianity.. Jesus would never have allowed such destructive and ugly comments from his lips akin to the comments on this thread.
I wouldn't even expect to hear things like this from non-Christians.

Brainwashing at is finest.

Now please excuse me while me and my demons go love people on slacklines.

Hello, it's interesting to see you decided to use your first post on hate. Check out the introduction forum, so we can get to know you. If you are here just to tell us how horrible we are, don't bother. Matthew 5:11 means we are blessed by it. Also, we have so many people coming here telling us how horrible we are, good luck trying to make a difference with your hate messages. None of the true Christians here would allow one hater to sway them from the path of God.

Okay, now, please provide any point where ANY true Christian on this website has had to twist scripture. We use the KJV Bible, and read it as it says no twisting allowed.
2 Peter 3:16. Twisting words will lead to our own destruction.


Many people say we are not Christians, but truth is, we are the only Christians. People who pick and choose from the Bible are false Christians. Here at LBC forum, we use the entire bible.

Of course, non Christians would never want to rebuke Satan. They love Satan. Instead of showing him for what he is, they pretend he does not have the handles in earth that he does, so that he may steal more souls for HELL!


Okay, I'm sure you will enjoy molesting dozens of young children. Also, enjoy hell.

[Roosterbooster]

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Ok, I had to register and reply to this, all the while I'm laughing at how silly this is. And I quote, "So basically slackliners lift the kid to the rope, touching the kid in the armpit area which is just an excuse to put their hand over the petite breasts of young beautiful child and feel the lust of touching the innocent body. Then they give a support by keeping the hand on the shoulder or in the back of the child gently massaging the young girl, or even more disgusting, young boys back and lowering the hand over the tight buttocks while the willowy youngster sway back and forward like a young sailor riding on his lover". The fact that you use words like petite breast, and tight buttocks is makin you look like pedophiles, and a sailor riding his lover. You people are retarded at best. Did Jesus ever touch another man? I see many men helping other men and it requires touching. Like the people that need help walking on a new prosthesis, oh don't let that man touch you, he may want to anally invade you. And the fact that you called it witchcraft is even more funny, practicing to levitate? So every time you get off your silly butt to get in your car you're riding on a magic carpet? Cause hey, it's about 6 inches above the ground, or if a truck is lifted, and hey if a simple rope can lead toblack,magic then think how a car is compared to rope. A lot more parts, and I'm pretty sure the almighty don't see this as a way to get anyone to touch anyone. You suckers are some sick individuals to be able to misconstrue something as simple as this as a way for someone to touch your kids. I can only think how sad it is to be one of your kids, so limited because of your fear of others. Kids that are limited are almost guranteed to be the most outgoing in a bad way when they get older.

[Roosterbooster]

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Also Jesus washed other men's feet, I don't think he did it to molest them, he did it out of love. You people are like the westboro church in Kansas.

[Attila's Wife]

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Ok, I had to register and reply to this, all the while I'm laughing at how silly this is. And I quote, "So basically slackliners lift the kid to the rope, touching the kid in the armpit area which is just an excuse to put their hand over the petite breasts of young beautiful child and feel the lust of touching the innocent body. Then they give a support by keeping the hand on the shoulder or in the back of the child gently massaging the young girl, or even more disgusting, young boys back and lowering the hand over the tight buttocks while the willowy youngster sway back and forward like a young sailor riding on his lover". The fact that you use words like petite breast, and tight buttocks is makin you look like pedophiles, and a sailor riding his lover. You people are retarded at best. Did Jesus ever touch another man? I see many men helping other men and it requires touching. Like the people that need help walking on a new prosthesis, oh don't let that man touch you, he may want to anally invade you. And the fact that you called it witchcraft is even more funny, practicing to levitate? So every time you get off your silly butt to get in your car you're riding on a magic carpet? Cause hey, it's about 6 inches above the ground, or if a truck is lifted, and hey if a simple rope can lead toblack,magic then think how a car is compared to rope. A lot more parts, and I'm pretty sure the almighty don't see this as a way to get anyone to touch anyone. You suckers are some sick individuals to be able to misconstrue something as simple as this as a way for someone to touch your kids. I can only think how sad it is to be one of your kids, so limited because of your fear of others. Kids that are limited are almost guranteed to be the most outgoing in a bad way when they get older.

Paragraphs next time, please, dear, because as it stands this is just a wall of noise.

[Pim Pendergast]

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tl;dr

What has any of that got to do with the price of tea in China? Please start a thread in the introduction forum and tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Also Jesus washed other men's feet, I don't think he did it to molest them, he did it out of love. You people are like the westboro church in Kansas.

Jesus didn't wash the feet of just any old men: those were the feet of His DISCIPLES. The people He was trusting to spread His GOSPEL.

He wasn't in some San Francisco bathhouse giving out footjobs to every sodomite who sashayed in the door.

Weirdo.

[YoureAllIgnorant]

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Your ignorance astounds me. Basically you're all saying that we should, infact, stop all sorts of activities practiced by youth all across the country. Such as, gymnastics offered by a lot of CHURCH sponsored reputable establishments. Over the last decade, how many of your own sick pastors and priests have molested little boys or girls? You are all nothing more than ignorant religious fanatics. You're judging people whom you do not know which, atleast what I was taught when I went to church, is a sin.

You people are sick.

[Wide-Open]

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Friend, we are 100% sure that never a priest affiliated with Landover Baptist has ever molested a child. Want to know why?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat

Your ignorance astounds me. Basically you're all saying that we should, infact, stop all sorts of activities practiced by youth all across the country. Such as, gymnastics offered by a lot of CHURCH sponsored reputable establishments. Over the last decade, how many of your own sick pastors and priests have molested little boys or girls? You are all nothing more than ignorant religious fanatics. You're judging people whom you do not know which, atleast what I was taught when I went to church, is a sin.

You people are sick.

Friend

a) no member of Landover Baptists - pastor or laity, has ever molested a child. That is something that the Catholic Church has a problem with, not the Baptists.

b) Priests are Catholic. We TRUE Christians(tm) are Baptists and are lead by Pastors and worship at Sunday Service, not mass.

[mysterion]

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luke 6:37 not even christian and I know this one... you obviously judge long before you think

[Pim Pendergast]

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luke 6:37 not even christian and I know this one... you obviously judge long before you think

You obviously don't know the Bible very well. You just misquoted and misunderstood The Most MISUNDERSTOOD Passage in All the Bible (Matthew 7:1-5).

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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luke 6:37 not even christian and I know this one... you obviously judge long before you think

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

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What is a good way to minister to them, other than cutting the line and hitting them with a King James Bible?

[Slackliner2]

Re: Slackliners - Pedophilia threat

Mister M,

I find your description of "tender breasts... tight buttocks... like a young sailor riding on his lover" highly disturbing. It speaks more of your own mental well-being than of the actions of innocent people taking part in a popular and respectable sport.

The way you perceive a perfectly normal situation makes me think "the lady doth protest too much"... (That's Shakespeare by the way, in-case you don't recognize any literature outside your narrow scope of religious text)


As far as your ignorance and prejudice is concerned, you may as well be claiming all Muslims to be terrorists.