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  • Rap Caused The Norway Attacks!

    Friends, many of us were delighted to see that a good Christian boy was the instrument of God's justice in the recent Norway shootings. We all worked very hard compiling our lists of all the things we had previously rebuked Norway for in the past and speculated which hideous act was the one that sent our Lord Baby Jesus over the edge and made him slaughter all the liberal children at their summer Nazi rally. We all did very Godly work that night but I am afraid that I have been given a video link that explains it all.

    You see, Norway youth have been embracing ghetto rap music for 20+ years! I have included the disgusting video as evidence below, but I must warn you: Put your wives and children in your prayer shack before turning this on. The inhumanity and savagery of what these "rappers" do makes my stomach churn. Surely....surely this is what sent Norway on the path to ruin:



    This is sick. Just sick. they even BRAG about their rapping skills: "I'm the number one rapper. My name is Sven. I can rap more raps than Superman can!"

    I have to go throw up now.
    Yours In Christ,

    Gabriel Reproba, Esq. (Lawyer for the Lord)

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    Re: Rap Caused The Norway Attacks!

    Brother Reproda--Brilliant insight into the Norway tragedy.

    Listening carefully to their rap, I picked up the phrase "..we'll take a piece of Amsterdam."

    Amsterdam is ground zero for homerism, so we can understand the satanic influence right there.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      Re: Rap Caused The Norway Attacks!

      It's clear by watching this video that satan is no fool when it comes to advanced music video technology!

      I have been in an intense re-education session with one of my youth group boys for the last few days, and in between 'lessons' we cooled off with some much needed Jesus Juice™. When he saw the video camera I was removing from the case, he began to cry again. He said he didn't want to end up in a foreign street-boy video like what he saw on the internet.

      That youngster has clearly been traumatized by these european hard core rap videos and the sick messages of evil arrogance they are spewing. Thank you for the confirmation Counselor Reproba!

      Glazed In A Red Film Of Salvation,
      Harry Lester
      Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
      -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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