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  • Witch Hammer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 1717

    #976
    Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

    Originally posted by PeaceAndLove4Life View Post
    That's why I said potato is NOT a number.
    You can't even count past a billion, so how would you know? Leave the math to the adults.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29453

      #977
      Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

      Originally posted by PeaceAndLove4Life View Post
      That's why I said potato is NOT a number.
      I imagine everyone is very reassured to know you understand that potato is not a number.
      I want to know what you think about God and why you never praise His perfection. You do know, He watches you. Could you imagine if you pleased Him, that He could cure you of your deformity?
      We had a retarded kid born with fish flipper arms. His mom was a terrible prostitute (I am sure you know the type) who used to have 'that smell' followed by a gaggle of cats. Anyhow, he knew his mother was bad and once he was released from prison, he turned to God. God took away his retardedness and gave him normal arms. He is now a productive member of Christian society working the West Creek mine in WVA.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Mary Etheldreda
        Gushing for Jesus
         
        • Sep 2011
        • 23775

        #978
        Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

        Originally posted by PeaceAndPotatoes4Life View Post
        That's why I said potato is NOT a number.
        What is your obsession with potatoes? Is this an Aspie Thing?
        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • Witch Hammer
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 1717

          #979
          Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

          Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
          What is your obsession with potatoes? Is this an Aspie Thing?
          Sister, retards are known for stuffing their rectums with any number of foreign objects...maybe it's a creepy $ex thing?

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          • PeaceAndLove4Life
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Feb 2015
            • 43

            #980
            Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

            Originally posted by Witch Hammer View Post
            You can't even count past a billion, so how would you know? Leave the math to the adults.
            I can count past a billion, It just kind of becomes hard to say out loud. Hard to explain.

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            • Alvin Moss
              Serving Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Aug 2013
              • 4468

              #981
              Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

              Originally posted by PeaceAndLove4Life View Post
              I said homosexuality is healthy, but I won't say I'm against it. You shouldn't be angry at them for having a personality. I have a freind who is homosexual, and I don't judge him.



              You are badly mistaken, fool. God has sent the Aids to kill off the godless homosexuals. That is not healthy. However, you are correct in not trying to judge your friend. It is better that you try to divert him from the Hell road. It is God who will judge your friend and send Him to Hell. You will likely join him there.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • PeaceAndLove4Life
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Feb 2015
                • 43

                #982
                Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                What is your obsession with potatoes? Is this an Aspie Thing?
                I'm not the one obsessed with potatoes
                Also, Alvin, I had a typo and wrote "I said it is healthy" instead of "i never said it was healthy". I meant to say is not

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                • Witch Hammer
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 1717

                  #983
                  Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                  Originally posted by PeaceAndLove4Life View Post
                  I can count past a billion, It just kind of becomes hard to say out loud. Hard to explain.
                  I understand, Corkey. At least you gave it your best shot, champ!

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                  • Roland
                    Obese Swedish Meatball
                    Delusional Forum Member
                    • May 2014
                    • 2193

                    #984
                    Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                    Originally posted by PeaceAndLove4Life View Post
                    I'm not the one obsessed with potatoes
                    Also, Alvin, I had a typo and wrote "I said it is healthy" instead of "i never said it was healthy". I meant to say is not
                    With your last statement you lost any respect I might have had for you.
                    Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

                    Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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                    • James Nicklemore
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Mar 2015
                      • 13

                      #985
                      Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                      Originally posted by PeaceAndLove4Life View Post
                      I'm not the one obsessed with potatoes
                      Also, Alvin, I had a typo and wrote "I said it is healthy" instead of "i never said it was healthy". I meant to say is not
                      Are you sure that you don't drool all over your potatoes?

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22880

                        #986
                        Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                        I've just called in to post some new research on autism:

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                        There is still a lot of work to do, but at the moment, it seems that demons rise up from Hell, travel through the ground and enter the root system (or feet) of plants (or animals.)

                        Only heavy processing of food, combined with generous quantities of chemicals that are blessed the prayers of American Big Pharma, drives them out.

                        This theory seems to be the answer, as it would indicate that infants who eat "organic" food also ingest demons and this causes the demons to encourage those infants to take the easy path into autism.

                        This 'autism' then becomes a habit that is hard to break.

                        The solution is Jesus.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • BeaconofTruth
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Jan 2015
                          • 54

                          #987
                          Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                          Clearly, pesticides are the cure to autism and other societal ills.

                          We just need to mix it w/ more prayer, and we're set!

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                          • Pinkamena Diane Pie
                            Unsaved trash, teenaged retard
                            Under Investigation
                            • Mar 2015
                            • 1

                            #988
                            Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                            How could you say that? A person with Aspergers is nothing they can help. You obviously have not been around a person with this syndrome because they are not as violent as you think. Its like insulting someone who is a vegetable and is unable to do activities, or insulting someone with down syndrome. If you ask me, I suggest you as God for forgiveness. This is just cruel...

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                            • Elmer G. White
                              Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                              Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                               
                              • Apr 2014
                              • 10269

                              #989
                              Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                              Originally posted by Pinkamena Diane Pie View Post
                              How could you say that? A person with Aspergers is nothing they can help. You obviously have not been around a person with this syndrome because they are not as violent as you think. Its like insulting someone who is a vegetable and is unable to do activities, or insulting someone with down syndrome. If you ask me, I suggest you as God for forgiveness. This is just cruel...
                              Dear Miss Pie,

                              Our one and only goal is to show sinners that their choices and lifestyles will cause irreparable damage to their souls unless they repent. To teach the sinners this, clear, honest and sometimes harsh words are required. If fact, it would be cruel NOT TO guide the sinners to the path that leads to Heaven.

                              We are following Jesus' orders.

                              Leviticus 19:17
                              Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart: thou shalt in any wise rebuke thy neighbour, and not suffer sin upon him.

                              Jesus doesn't tolerate sin, nor do we. We do this out of LOVE. What are your goals? You call comatose people vegetables! How does that help them to change their sinful ways and find Jesus? Apparently you do CARE which is laudable but, please, remember that it is more important to care about eternity than about some mundane issues, such as emotional upset.


                              Yours in Christ,

                              Elmer
                              2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                                True Christian™
                                • May 2010
                                • 8337

                                #990
                                Re: ASPERGER’S SYNDROME – Another word for ‘EVIL’ ??!

                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
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                                During my presalvation period as a smack shooting, Goetic wizard, I frequently underwent self hypnotic, past life regression therapy in an attempt to cultivate autism, and organic produce. Cucumbers were sometimes introduced into the rectum as a means of reifying the Freudian impressions gotten through the Satanic Method (also known as Scientology, or the Scientific Method).

                                The ceremonial use of crack cocaine also bears a strong correlation with the autistic underground. I can't tell you how many autism coaches I shook hands with in hotel ballrooms and twilit grottoes wearing robes similar to those in the Roman Catholic Church or the Klan. I mean, I was really high up in the Theosophical Society by this point. So believe me when I say this correlation between autism and organic farming is proof that demonic consumption is affecting our youth.

                                Praise Jesus, brethren.
                                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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