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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22828

    #1

    God The Perfect Babysitter

    You know, you take your eye off the ball for a moment and your faith in humanity can be shattered.

    I had assumed that out there, beyond the gated community that is Landover, the world was slowly seeing the Light That is The Lord. With Obama on the run and the Republicans being certain of victory, I thought that 98% of the people are happy with the idea that God is protecting us all and protecting America. When I was rudely assaulted by this article:

    Unruly bar patron left kids home with 'God

    A Nanticoke man arrested for public intoxication and disorderly conduct at a city bar left his children home alone, under "God's" supervision, police said.


    Julian Jay Johnson, 32, was found inside of a silver Jaguar sedan with the car running and headlights on, after trying to initiate fights with several patrons inside of Tommyboy's Bar and Grille, 12 N. Market St., police said.

    Bar manager Stephanie Smith told police she saw Johnson pull out a large pipe-like item from the sedan's trunk after he said he was coming back with "something" for the patrons, according to police. Smith locked the bar's door, prompting Johnson to return to his vehicle, police said.

    Upon arrival at the Nanticoke police headquarters, Johnson told officials he needed to go home because his children were there and that "God was watching them," Nanticoke police said.

    Officers arrived at Johnson's home, 55 Loomis St., and discovered three children, ages 1, 3 and 6, home alone, police said.

    Alongside Children and Youth caseworker Jamie Stuart, police observed several safety issues and insufficient living conditions within the home, police said. All three children were taken into protective custody.

    Luzerne County 911 indicated that Johnson's operating privileges were under suspension for offenses related to driving under the influence, according to the police report.

    Johnson was charged with public drunkenness, disorderly conduct, two counts of harassment and endangering the welfare of a child.

    He was arraigned in Wilkes-Barre Central Court on Tuesday, and jailed in Luzerne County Correctional Facility on $5,000 cash bail.
    What on earth is happening? Why is God suddenly considered untrustworthy? Why did the police not simply take the man home and leave it at that? Were any of the children dead? No! We they filled with sores? No!

    So does this not prove that God was, as usual, doing a perfect job? Yes!

    So where's the problem? Do the police not believe in God? Do they think He is nothing but the figment of a deluded imagination? Do they think He is incompetent? Are they all Atheists?
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    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #2
    Re: God The Perfect Babysitter

    Who's going to get arrested next in this crazy liberal Nation? GOD Himself? Well I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT!

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: God The Perfect Babysitter

      Matt. 6:26: Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. Are ye not much better than they?

      Phil. 4:19: But my God shall supply all your need according to his riches in glory by Christ Jesus.


      God said it; those Christian-persecuting police should believe it; that settles it.
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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29433

        #4
        Re: God The Perfect Babysitter

        The way I see it, we are all God's Children. Who is better to watch over us than Our Father Who Art in Heaven?
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23765

          #5
          Re: God The Perfect Babysitter

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          So does this not prove that God was, as usual, doing a perfect job? Yes!

          So where's the problem? Do the police not believe in God? Do they think He is nothing but the figment of a deluded imagination? Do they think He is incompetent? Are they all Atheists?
          I'm not ashamed to admit I did this many times as well, knowing that when God spoke to my spirit that my children would be safe, I knew I could trust Him. But He never called me to be arrested to bring His faithfulness to the public.
          And their seed shall be known among the Gentiles, and theirs offspring among the people: all that see them shall acknowledge them, that they are the seed which the LORD hath blessed.
          Isaiah 61:9
          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708

            #6
            Re: God The Perfect Babysitter

            I know nigra's aren't as smart as white people so he may not thought of this... but he could have gave GOD a helping hand and kept his lil ones in a Baby Cage.







            They work for the elderly too!


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            • SUV
              True Christian™ Princess
              The Driving Force behind RA12
              Have at it, anytime!
              • Sep 2006
              • 11027

              #7
              Re: God The Perfect Babysitter




              Uh-oh. This little sinner, perhaps with too much time on his hands, seems to be developing homer!sexural tendencies.
              Perhaps they should have their hands tied together, too, to prevent this from happening

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