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The recent liberal flap about the meat additive Lean Finely Textured Beef, also known as Pink Slime, has caused prices of the delicious and healthy product to drop precipitously. And this gives us all here in Freehold a chance to stock up while the price is low!
McDonalds recently bowed to pressure from hippies, English chefs, and Democrats and now no longer uses the ammonia treated additive in any of it's products. This is the main cause for the now bargain price, especially when bought in bulk. Here is a very biased article about this 100% legal food additive.
We are planning a bulk buy of five metric tons of frozen Pink Slime directly from Beef Products Incorporated. Ladies, please get your orders in soon, as we expect this first buy to sell through very quickly. The ratio of Pink Slime to untreated beef recommended by the USDA is around 6.5%, but I see no reason why a 1 to 10 ratio would not be perfectly fine, especially for wives and female children.
Contact me at my offices at Landover University or respond to this thread with your order quantities as soon as you can. As we all know, liberals and hippies have short attention spans and prices may shoot up again as soon as they are distracted by something like irradiated fruit or e. coli tainted spinach.
The Documentary, "Food Inc." includes a tour of the Midwest processor that makes pink slime. It showed how the waste trimmings from the slaughterhouse are ground, cooked and then sprayed with ammonia to kill bacteria. It's then packaged, frozen and shipped to grocery stores and meat packers
McDonalds recently bowed to pressure from hippies, English chefs, and Democrats and now no longer uses the ammonia treated additive in any of it's products. This is the main cause for the now bargain price, especially when bought in bulk. Here is a very biased article about this 100% legal food additive.
We are planning a bulk buy of five metric tons of frozen Pink Slime directly from Beef Products Incorporated. Ladies, please get your orders in soon, as we expect this first buy to sell through very quickly. The ratio of Pink Slime to untreated beef recommended by the USDA is around 6.5%, but I see no reason why a 1 to 10 ratio would not be perfectly fine, especially for wives and female children.
Contact me at my offices at Landover University or respond to this thread with your order quantities as soon as you can. As we all know, liberals and hippies have short attention spans and prices may shoot up again as soon as they are distracted by something like irradiated fruit or e. coli tainted spinach.
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