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I have been trying to think of ways to help children see past all the bias of the liberal media so that they may come to understand how noble the motives and beliefs of Joseph Kony really are.
Then it occurred to me that we could beat the liberal media at its own game by creating a Christian cartoon or storybook series based on the otherwise entirely useless and sinful "My Little Pony" crap.
I give you: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic
Now before you get all outraged, please give me a chance to explain my thinking.
It may seem controversial to True Christians to use the word "magic," as we know that magic and sorcery are forbidden by the Bible, but that is not what my idea is about.
The idea centers around little Joseph Kony and his pals in the Lord's Resistance Army, and their adventures fighting for the truth of JESUS CHRIST somewhere on the Dark Continent.
Through faith, prayer, fellowship with each other, proper upbringing of Christian kids, and ample weaponry, they carry out GOD's commands for the proper treatment and disposal of unrepentant sinners.
Along the way, they rescue helpless children from the horrors of atheism and secular humanism, and in the end, no matter how dire their situation seems, GOD sees them through.
I feel that this idea could potentially reach millions of unsaved kids who have been led astray by the sickening atheist homosexual propaganda that passes as a children's cartoon these days.
Then it occurred to me that we could beat the liberal media at its own game by creating a Christian cartoon or storybook series based on the otherwise entirely useless and sinful "My Little Pony" crap.
I give you: My Little Kony: Resistance is Magic
Now before you get all outraged, please give me a chance to explain my thinking.
It may seem controversial to True Christians to use the word "magic," as we know that magic and sorcery are forbidden by the Bible, but that is not what my idea is about.
The idea centers around little Joseph Kony and his pals in the Lord's Resistance Army, and their adventures fighting for the truth of JESUS CHRIST somewhere on the Dark Continent.
Through faith, prayer, fellowship with each other, proper upbringing of Christian kids, and ample weaponry, they carry out GOD's commands for the proper treatment and disposal of unrepentant sinners.
Along the way, they rescue helpless children from the horrors of atheism and secular humanism, and in the end, no matter how dire their situation seems, GOD sees them through.
I feel that this idea could potentially reach millions of unsaved kids who have been led astray by the sickening atheist homosexual propaganda that passes as a children's cartoon these days.
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