[Student of Landover]

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You're aware, I trust, that many Christians are theistic evolutionists who believe that both God and evolution can exist.

Correction. There are man false Christians who believe that both God and evolution can exist. True Christians are not that stupid.

[hellion]

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Then why did you ask, and why do you care so much what he says? Silly girl, if you neither want nor need the answer, why ask the question? That's yet another example of your backwards liberal logic.

I've given my answer to the creation of the earth. But you can't explain to me how god exists. Other than throwing bible quotes at me and threatening eternal damnation.

[Student of Landover]

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I've given my answer to the creation of the earth. But you can't explain to me how god exists. Other than throwing bible quotes at me and threatening eternal damnation.

I'm going to try and explain to you how God exists, because even without a Bible most people have a belief in some sort of deity (All bar God are disguises for Satan, by the way)

Every scientific theory is a theory. None of them can be proven. The most important two that are used by heathens to disprove God are Evilution and the Big Bang. These contravene the Bible, and are used to circumvent it by making up crazy stuff like Humans evolved from monkeys who evolved from fish who evolved from germs who evolved from rocks; or, that the entire universe with all the stars and the sun and moon and earth were created in a big explosion of nothing, which then just happened to turn into earth.

But, even if somebody were stupid enough to believe your liberal, secular, just plain dumb theories, they have major wholes at the beginning of them. How did the "Big Bang" occur? How did something turn into nothing? What was there before the nothing?

What about evolution. Even if your Big Bang theory is true (Which it isn't), how on earth did life just suddenly appear.

You are willing to believe that things like that can just happen randomly, but find it hard to believe in the existence of God? Surely God would have to exist to make these things happen.

But this is all theoretical, because we KNOW that God exists. The KJV is God's word, and the KJV Bible says that God exists.

All you're doing is using circular logic.

[hellion]

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I'm going to try and explain to you how God exists, because even without a Bible most people have a belief in some sort of deity (All bar God are disguises for Satan, by the way)

Every scientific theory is a theory. None of them can be proven. The most important two that are used by heathens to disprove God are Evilution and the Big Bang. These contravene the Bible, and are used to circumvent it by making up crazy stuff like Humans evolved from monkeys who evolved from fish who evolved from germs who evolved from rocks; or, that the entire universe with all the stars and the sun and moon and earth were created in a big explosion of nothing, which then just happened to turn into earth.

But, even if somebody were stupid enough to believe your liberal, secular, just plain dumb theories, they have major wholes at the beginning of them. How did the "Big Bang" occur? How did something turn into nothing? What was there before the nothing?

What about evolution. Even if your Big Bang theory is true (Which it isn't), how on earth did life just suddenly appear.

You are willing to believe that things like that can just happen randomly, but find it hard to believe in the existence of God? Surely God would have to exist to make these things happen.

But this is all theoretical, because we KNOW that God exists. The KJV is God's word, and the KJV Bible says that God exists.

All you're doing is using circular logic.

I already explained to you evolution in a previous post that you apparently haven't read yet. And no, I don't believe the 'Big Bang' theory. And your god theory isn't far off from it, so I don't know why you penalize my beliefs. Life didn't suddnely just appear like one guy just clapped his hands and there was a vast universe (that he never uses anyway, so why does he have it?) and people and animals. I don't think you've gone far enough into the evolution theory to make accusations about it. And there have been scientific experiments to prove evolution and how it existed. Although we don't know for sure, it's A LOT more believable than god suddenly said I want people, for no reason whatsoever. And you have NO evidence except for the bible. What if the bible wasn't written by god? It was written by man and passed down as beliefs and religions. Then you have nothing to defend your religion.

[not_satan]

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So, the athiest cult has started preying on children to try and indoctrinate them into their bigoted mindset, because they know no rational adult would fall for their implausible lies? Despicable. Prove to me that God doesn't exist.

You're talking about preying on children?!...when you were the ones talking of cutting off the tongues of children and beating kids that think for themselves?

[Brother Temperance]

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You're talking about preying on children?!...when you were the ones talking of cutting off the tongues of children and beating kids that think for themselves?

No, beating the Devil out of kids when he begins to corrupt them, for the purposes of keeping them pure. It's very different.

[hellion]

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No, beating the Devil out of kids when he begins to corrupt them, for the purposes of keeping them pure. It's very different.

Beating and degrading kids is going to drive them further away from god. What do you think happened to Marilyn Manson? He was sent to a christian school and they tried to scare him into submission. Now he hates christianity because the teachers gave him terrible nightmares about demons and ultimately helped in ruining his childhood.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Beating and degrading kids is going to drive them further away from god. What do you think happened to Marilyn Manson? He was sent to a christian school and they tried to scare him into submission. Now he hates christianity because the teachers gave him terrible nightmares about demons and ultimately helped in ruining his childhood.

His parents obviously didn't beat him enough.

Do you have any idea what will happen to this demon homer once he dies and Jesus sends him tumbling down into hell?

[hellion]

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His parents obviously didn't beat him enough.

Do you have any idea what will happen to this demon homer once he dies and Jesus sends him tumbling down into hell?

Me and Manson will be banging like test bunnies in Hell. He's got a HUGE penis. And Manson isn't gay, he's married to Dita Von Teese.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Me and Manson will be banging like test bunnies in Hell. He's got a HUGE penis. And Manson isn't gay, he's married to Dita Von Teese.

You are truly revolting. You and miss Manson and the rest of the unsaved scum will be spending eternity gulping scalding hot bile, not sodomising each other. Count on that.

[hellion]

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You are truly revolting. You and miss Manson and the rest of the unsaved scum will be spending eternity gulping scalding hot bile, not sodomising each other. Count on that.

Sodomising? I prefer it in the vagina. And it's Mr. Manson (actually Mr. Warner). He has a penis.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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We do not prey on children at all! It is our JOB (as commanded by God Himself) to make sure that these children do not stray from the flock, by ANY means necessary. Remember, we are commanded to beat and bruise our children in the Name of the Lord(tm)....

24He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.

Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die.

15Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.

And, my own personal favorite:

30The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil: so do stripes the inward parts of the belly.

So you see, friend, the Bible not only condones beating children, it ORDERS it! The only way to make sure a child grows up for the Lord is to beat the Hell(tm) out of him -- literally! Unless a child is black and blue after a good, sound beating, the child is bound for Hell. Cutting off the tongues of children is merely a way to keep the child from talking back to his parents and thereby becoming a disgrace to his mother and shortening his days on this earth (see the 5th commandment if there is any confusion about this).

"Thinking for yourself" is merely a catch-phrase for "thinking for satan" -- thinking never got anyone anywhere except Hell(tm). The first symptom of atheism is "thinking for onesself". The seeking of "wisdom" outside of the Bible is merely a fast track to fellating Satan.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Sodomising? I prefer it in the vagina. And it's Mr. Manson (actually Mr. Warner). He has a penis.

I highly doubt whether satan cares about where you like it and where you don't. Either way, I am sure that a glass-encrusted tallywhacker won't feel too great in ANY orifice, and I assure you that you will feel it in every single one you have.

[hellion]

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I highly doubt whether satan cares about where you like it and where you don't. Either way, I am sure that a glass-encrusted tallywhacker won't feel too great in ANY orifice, and I assure you that you will feel it in every single one you have.

Haha. Hell isn't just about endless beatings, you know.

[Brother Temperance]

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Haha. Hell isn't just about endless beatings, you know.

No, there's all kinds of variety in there: Freezings, flayings, scalpings, burnings... enough variety to keep you busy till the end of time, which is handy.