[Enobarbus]

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You're aware, I trust, that many Christians are theistic evolutionists who believe that both God and evolution can exist.

Liebral heretics -- such people are not True Christians™ and are destined for the deepest and hottest parts of hell along with demoncrats and homers.

[Enobarbus]

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I already explained to you evolution in a previous post that you apparently haven't read yet. And no, I don't believe the 'Big Bang' theory. And your god theory isn't far off from it, so I don't know why you penalize my beliefs. Life didn't suddnely just appear like one guy just clapped his hands and there was a vast universe (that he never uses anyway, so why does he have it?) and people and animals. I don't think you've gone far enough into the evolution theory to make accusations about it. And there have been scientific experiments to prove evolution and how it existed. Although we don't know for sure, it's A LOT more believable than god suddenly said I want people, for no reason whatsoever. And you have NO evidence except for the bible. What if the bible wasn't written by god? It was written by man and passed down as beliefs and religions. Then you have nothing to defend your religion.

You don't believe in the Big Bang? What do you believe in? Evilution, by the way, has nothing at all to do with the beginning of the universe or the beginning of life, just about how different species came about. It is nonsense nevertheless.

We can infer that God exists, because there is no other explanation. If one is walking along the beach and finds a watch in the sand, a quick examination will convince the rational man that this must have been created or made by some intelligent being -- one can infer the existence of a watchmaker. By the same token when observing the World and what is in it, we can infer the existence of a creator. That either the watch or the world came about by chance is not a rational belief.

[Enobarbus]

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Beating and degrading kids is going to drive them further away from god. What do you think happened to Marilyn Manson? He was sent to a christian school and they tried to scare him into submission. Now he hates christianity because the teachers gave him terrible nightmares about demons and ultimately helped in ruining his childhood.

That doesn't happen to everyone who goes to a Christian school. At Landover run schools if we can't scare the demons out of a child we'll beat them out. We have a 100% record of success.

[Enobarbus]

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Sodomising? I prefer it in the vagina. And it's Mr. Manson (actually Mr. Warner). He has a penis.

I thought you said that you were a virgin?

[hellion]

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I thought you said that you were a virgin?

Doesn't mean I don't masturbate.

[hellion]

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No, there's all kinds of variety in there: Freezings, flayings, scalpings, burnings... enough variety to keep you busy till the end of time, which is handy.

OOH!! Kinky. Atleast I won't be bored. I think I'm going to enjoy Hell.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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OOH!! Kinky. Atleast I won't be bored. I think I'm going to enjoy Hell.

You have ruined any possible credibility you ever had.....which wasn't much....by insisting that your teeny-bopper pothead friends are the best sources of information about police codes and the names of bands. Why do you think they are called 'potheads'? Because of their intelligence and abilities? You are about to be put on moderation since you have demonstrated that you are a retard.

[hellion]

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You have ruined any possible credibility you ever had.....which wasn't much....by insisting that your teeny-bopper pothead friends are the best sources of information about police codes and the names of bands. Why do you think they are called 'potheads'? Because of their intelligence and abilities? You are about to be put on moderation since you have demonstrated that you are a retard.

Bands? What bands? And how many times have you threatened to put me on moderation? Honestly, you've said that so many times, it's completely lost meaning. And I never said potheads were best sources for police codes. I said they would know the most about pot. I would hope you of all people wouldn't know a lot about pot. Apparently I was wrong. Do you smoke pot?

[Enobarbus]

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Bands? What bands? And how many times have you threatened to put me on moderation? Honestly, you've said that so many times, it's completely lost meaning. And I never said potheads were best sources for police codes. I said they would know the most about pot. I would hope you of all people wouldn't know a lot about pot. Apparently I was wrong. Do you smoke pot?

I thought you said that you got your information about police codes from potheads?

We minister to those who take pot. In my ministry in the pits of sin in central Christchurch I am brought almost daily into contact with the dregs of society who smoke pot, fornicate, indulge in whoredoms, and even homerism. It is very difficult work, ministering to such people, but has to be done. I look forward to a reward in heaven for my efforts. I am also able to retire every now and again to the Landover mission compound in the South Otago high country, where, apart from the wiccans and hippies that live in the forests at the back of the compound, and usually keep well away from us, there is little contact with sinners.

[Brother Temperance]

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Bands? What bands? And how many times have you threatened to put me on moderation? Honestly, you've said that so many times, it's completely lost meaning. And I never said potheads were best sources for police codes. I said they would know the most about pot. I would hope you of all people wouldn't know a lot about pot. Apparently I was wrong. Do you smoke pot?

No, I do not smoke pot, in the present tense. However, before I saw the light and turned my life over to Jesus, I did commit any number of sins, including smoking. And inhaling, which just goes to show that anything Democrats can do, True Christians™ can do better! However, that is all in the past, for Jesus' blood has washed me clean.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Bands? What bands? And how many times have you threatened to put me on moderation? Honestly, you've said that so many times, it's completely lost meaning. And I never said potheads were best sources for police codes. I said they would know the most about pot. I would hope you of all people wouldn't know a lot about pot. Apparently I was wrong. Do you smoke pot?

CERTAINLY NOT! I don't smoke ANYTHING. In fact, I had the state legislature make smoking illegal in every public and enclosed place in this entire state. If people want to smoke they should go and sit inside of a burning house.

Furthermore, I don't drink alcohol or soda pop. I allow myself ONE cup of coffee every morning with a slice of dry, whole wheat toast. Other than that, I drink only bottled water.

[Ixi]

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Sorry, but women are addled, wicked and punished by GOD. They are smaller, weaker, dumber, bitchier and are good for cooking, cleaning , baking little soldiers for JESUS and not much else.

Nah, not really. Well, the girls you hang out with in Landover are probally docile and bitchy, but not us.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Furthermore, I don't drink alcohol or soda pop. I allow myself ONE cup of coffee every morning with a slice of dry, whole wheat toast. Other than that, I drink only bottled water.

The good Pastor's telling the truth. He wouldn't eat or drink anything that would make him (even more) gassy.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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The good Pastor's telling the truth. He wouldn't eat or drink anything that would make him (even more) gassy.

Dear Mrs. van Buttsplatter. Please keep your opinions to yourself

[Ixi]

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Dear Mrs. van Buttsplatter. Please keep your opinions to yourself

How the heck did you get Buttsplatter out of Helsing?