Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

[Meek and Humble]

I think we have all felt in recent years that sexual education is necessary in the curriculum, and so I am proposing adding a lesson in it for high school seniors, 18+ only, and preferably done on the last day of school so it can be done as late as possible. Here is an outline of the lesson plan, keeping the material age appropriate of course.

When a husband and wife love each other very much, they sometimes kiss each other. When this happens, an angel in heaven sees it and decides to bless their love by sending down a stork holding a diamond from God. The stork leaves the diamond under a leaf in a cabbage patch, and there the diamond grows until it turns into a baby.

[EmmaLee]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

We shouldn't tell them anything about sex at all. It will only plant dirty thoughts in their heads and cause them to fornicate. We should only tell them about sex once they are married. God wanted sex to be in the marriage bed, therefore, once our children get married, they get to hear about the birds and the bees. Yes, they might feel confused about what their bodies are doing (teenage labido is most definately the work of the devil), but what they don't know won't hurt them, especially when it comes to the fiery pits of Hell.

[Bob4God]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

The stork leaves the diamond under a leaf in a cabbage patch, and there the diamond grows until it turns into a baby.

I admire your ambition, brother Basher, but I find the term "cabbage patch" to be very suggestive. I think many True Christian parents would agree with me on that point.

We might want to choose a term that was a little less offensive if we want to make this a truly acceptable curriculum in GOD's eyes.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I admire your ambition, brother Basher, but I find the term "cabbage patch" to be very suggestive. I think many True Christian parents would agree with me on that point.

We might want to choose a term that was a little less offensive if we want to make this a truly acceptable curriculum in GOD's eyes.

Amen, Brother Bob. I'm glad I wasn't reading this thread with one of my children...I'm not sure if they are ready for the "cabbage patch" talk.

YiC,

Zech

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

We should educate our children foremost on what sex is NOT. This will effectively teach them what it is, without saying it, by eliminating all other possibilities.

Sex is NOT:

1. Insinuating the penis betwixt the buttcheeks, causing extreme pain and hemorrhaging, possibly prolapse and death by AIDS,

2. Going ass to mouth, resulting in permanent bad breath,

3. Savagely beating the genitalia as a means to prolong the male sexual experience, which leads to lowered sperm count and impotence.

4. Masturbation, with or without a partner, causing blindness and hairy palms

5. Penetrating a hole intended for a colostomy bag, resulting in the stomach coming unattached and spilling feces and partially digested food into the surrounding cavity.

6. Any sexual act involving an animal, consensual or not, which leads to socialism.

7. Any sexual act between members of the same sex, which threatens the institution of marriage and the traditional family unit.

8. Any sexual act that is so painful it requires drug abuse to enjoy.

9. Defecating on someone's bare chest.

[hellfire Republican]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

Todays kids are doin the sinful act at puberty pretty much. Most of them are libs. libs should be shown how not to reproduce. Its just better for all of us.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

A man inserts his penis inside a woman's v-agina until he ejaculates sperm, which then travels up the fallopian tubes to fertilize an ovum in the ovaries.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

A man inserts his penis inside his wife's baby hole a woman's v-agina until God's creation and will is fulfilled he ejaculates sperm, which then travels up the fallopian tubes to fertilize an ovum in the ovaries.

FTFY

And for this you expect any sort of respect?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

A man inserts his penis inside a woman's v-agina until he ejaculates sperm, which then travels up the fallopian tubes to fertilize an ovum in the ovaries.

This just goes to show how morally vacuous athiest lesbeans are

Reducing this issue of marriage (and being a faithful wife) and bringing future soldiers of Christ and women into the world into a mechanistic, loveless, soulless process where God is taken out of the equation to allow for abortion (murder) materialist indoctorination from an early age, no doubt.

This is the agenda of the Atheist Youth Party (apparently not linked to the Hitler Youth movement in East Germany): this is the world they want for our kids and it makes me sick.

YIC

[Serenity-Millennium]

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Sex is a beautiful and fun activity that God blessed us with to enjoy with as many partners of whatever gender we want. Personally I enjoy an active sex life with the bisexual Swingers group at my Unitarian church, but whatever lifestyle you choose for yourself is fine with me and Jesus.

Sex should be taught about openly so people don't become guilt-ridden and ashamed about themselves. Sex ed courses should include material covering birth control and detailed illustrations of every sexual position possible, and safety tips to avoid damaging your back whilst performing them.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

Sex is a beautiful and fun activity that God blessed us with to enjoy with as many partners of whatever gender we want.

Filth deleted.

Yeah... the Bible's riddled with such instructions so I'm sure you'll be posting them.

No, wait, by God you of course mean, "I'm making this up as I go along based on my own personal feelings but I want them to be beyond question so I'm going to claim to be speaking for God."

Despicable!

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

Yeah... the Bible's riddled with such instructions so I'm sure you'll be posting them.

No, wait, by God you of course mean, "I'm making this up as I go along based on my own personal feelings but I want them to be beyond question so I'm going to claim to be speaking for God."

Despicable!

You know, the Bible is only one source to find God. God can be found through any religion, and in the east they are a lot more open about sex. Have you read the Karma Sutra? It's just as enlightening as the Bible!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

You know, the Bible is only one source to find God. God can be found through any religion, and in the east they are a lot more open about sex. Have you read the Karma Sutra? It's just as enlightening as the Bible!

God most certainly CANNOT be found with the wicked Eastern heathens. They just make up fake gods so they can justify their own crazy prejudices and foibles. Good grief! Have you seen what they eat?

There is only one God.

Isaiah 45:5 I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:

Deuteronomy 32:39 See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

Psalm 18:31 For who is God save the LORD? or who is a rock save our God?

Psalm 86:8 Among the gods there is none like unto thee, O Lord; neither are there any works like unto thy works.

No wonder you are such a depraved harlot if you are confused on such simple matters.

[hellfire Republican]

Re: Age Appropriate Sex Ed for seniors at Landover Private High School

A man inserts his penis inside a woman's v-agina until he ejaculates sperm, which then travels up the fallopian tubes to fertilize an ovum in the ovaries.

Do you care to demonstrate?