[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

They must have finally released GTA because the traffic on this thread died down considerably.

I tried to picket the sale of the game last night at a place called Gameshop. I even talked to the manager of the store and demand that he keep his store locked up and send the games back, but he wouldn't listen to reason. I guess he'll burn in Hell like the rest of the gametards.

[Former_Sinner]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

I tried to picket the sale of the game last night at a place called Gameshop. I even talked to the manager of the store and demand that he keep his store locked up and send the games back, but he wouldn't listen to reason. I guess he'll burn in Hell like the rest of the gametards.

It is good to see true action being taken against this most disgusting form of home entertainment!

The fact you did not succeed taking Godly action shows that Video Games are indeed the creation of the Devil!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

It is good to see true action being taken against this most disgusting form of home entertainment!

The fact you did not succeed taking Godly action shows that Video Games are indeed the creation of the Devil!

Well miss sinner, we all do what we can. Aside from spending our time glorifying Jesus, all True Christians™ do our best to rebuke unsaved scum such as yourself, every chance we get. It is one of the many ways in which God's love is manifest. We are all selfless in our giving, as Brother Hackworth has demonstrated.

For example, we recently had an underage queerboy in here, a frenchie named "Molinex" or something, who was hellbent on defending these demonic games. You see queers will do literally anything they can in order to spread their vile hobby across the world. Why do you know, this frenchie fag came in here spouting lies and hatespeech, even at myself, a True Christian™ Pastor!

Luckily for him, I was feeling compassionate and so I didn't ban him outright. I stuck him in Quarantine, where he resides to this very day. Unrepentant maggots like him have a special place awaiting them in hell.

The point is, we don't tolerate fools, trolls or God mockers here in God's favorite church, because He commands us to avoid contact with scum like that.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11


"I wrote unto you in an epistle not to company with fornicators:Yet not altogether with the fornicators of this world, or with the covetous, or extortioners, or with idolaters; for then must ye needs go out of the world.
But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolator, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat." -- 1Cor:9-11

It just goes to show you that we True Christians™ will go to any lengths to get you Saved by Christ's loving Grace. Glory!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

It doesn't break any commandments, because IT'S A GAME!

M't:5:28: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

And extending this by the logical step, thinking about any sin is to commit it.

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

Molineux,
Can you please stop insulting people, you little retard?

All I heard from you was:

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

A blessing in disguise! Some players of this sickening, disgusting game are reporting problems with it...the game is "freezing" on them. Surely this is divine intervention! Gamers will be damned if they don't take this as a sign to not play the game.

Reports of 'GTA IV' freezing-up problems


According to a post on CNET News.com sister site GameSpot, there's a brouhaha afoot in GTA IV forums all over the Internet because of some players' complaints that the game is freezing up on them.

Full story here

[Wide-Open]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

All I heard from you was:

I never called him a nigra, did I now?

Or is pot and kettle some papal code for unspeakable things?

[Wide-Open]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

A blessing in disguise! Some players of this sickening, disgusting game are reporting problems with it...the game is "freezing" on them. Surely this is divine intervention! Gamers will be damned if they don't take this as a sign to not play the game.

Full story here

SO OUR PLAN WORKED AFTER ALL!

Praise Brothers and Sisters!!! And thank you Jesus!!!!!!

[Magikarp]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

A blessing in disguise! Some players of this sickening, disgusting game are reporting problems with it...the game is "freezing" on them. Surely this is divine intervention! Gamers will be damned if they don't take this as a sign to not play the game.

Full story here

Yeah, you're right. I got the game today, to see how "sinful", hehe, I figured I would give Rockstar another chance and buy it. It does freeze a lot, mainly because of a lot more stuff in the game since GTA 3.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

Yeah, you're right. I got the game today, to see how "sinful", hehe, I figured I would give Rockstar another chance and buy it. It does freeze a lot, mainly because of a lot more stuff in the game since GTA 3.

That's not why it freezes.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

It does freeze a lot, mainly because of a lot more stuff in the game since GTA 3.

That's God talking to you through a malfunctioning game, friend...listen..just listen to him!

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

I never called him a nigra, did I now?

Or is pot and kettle some papal code for unspeakable things?

My point was:

You told him not to make insults, but called him a "retard" (a BIG insult).

"Pot calling kettle black" is a METAPHOR for hypocritical speech...Oh, I forgot, you think there are no metaphors in the Bible (except for, you say, the quite literal John 6)

[JennyD]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

Hmm... considering this forum seems to condone violence toward women, i don't think you can say anything, as you are a member of this cult.

And JennyD, i am a man. Perhaps one day you will learn what those are.

Then why is your name Molly New? And why do you argue that women are the equals of men, even when God says they are not?

Are you some sort of cross-dressing liebral pantywaist transgendered queerboy? Jesus hates queerboys, and crossdressing, and the effeminate. Would you like Scriptural references?

[just Jimi]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

All hail to Grand Theft Auto IV!!!!
It's the best game ever!!!!!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Grand Theft Auto 4: Murder Simulator to be released on Tuesda

My point was:

You told him not to make insults, but called him a "retard" (a BIG insult).

"Pot calling kettle black" is a METAPHOR for hypocritical speech...Oh, I forgot, you think there are no metaphors in the Bible (except for, you say, the quite literal John 6)

Your point does not match anything I learned from the KJV.

1 Samuel 2:14
And he struck it into the pan, or kettle, or caldron, or pot; all that the fleshhook brought up the priest took for himself. So they did in Shiloh unto all the Israelites that came thither.

But I don't think you meant that now did you? Did you mean I should go after him with a fleshhook?

Methaphorically speaking, I'm more an "eye for an eye" guy than a "turn the other cheek" one. I will of course (Matthew 5:39), as God commands me. But afterwards I still might find a good reason to punch someone's light out, as smithing a True Christian on the cheeks is just NOT DONE.