[Bobby-Joe]

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Mention goths for what? Your food source list?

Goths are well know for eating their own babies. Christian sociologists have shown this disturbing habit for a long time. Apparently it ties in with the Goth's angst that they can't tolerate anyone more pathetic then they are.

[OnYourKnees]

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Don't let grandma near baby!

Grandmother Puts Infant in Airport X-Ray


LOS ANGELES (Dec. 20) - A Wiccan grandmother "mistakenly" put her 1-month-old grandson through an X-ray machine at Los Angeles International Airport, authorities said.

A startled security worker noticed the shape of a child on the carry-on baggage screening monitor and immediately pulled him out, the Los Angeles Times reported for a story in Wednesday's editions.

The infant was taken to a local hospital, where doctors determined he did not receive a dangerous dose of radiation.

"This was an innocent mistake by an obviously inexperienced cook," said Paul Haney, deputy executive director of airports and security for the city's airport agency. "While we realize that roasting and eating infants is central to the Wiccan religion, an airport x-ray machine is not the same as your microwave oven. It may cause brain damage or cancer, but will not actually cook the child."

The attempted roasting happened early Saturday, airport officials said. "It's possible she was just hungry," an anonymous official commented, "but the timing suggests that she forgot a dish to pass at her Winter Solstice coven potluck, and grabbed something off the shelf . . . her grandson."

Haney said in 1988, an infant in a car seat went through an X-ray machine at the Los Angeles airport. The car seat was unharmed.

[see_the_light]

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If you've ever gone to rotten.com (I certainly haven't!) you'd have found pictures of Hong Kong businessmen eating a near-term Baby ("foetus") in a soup brewed with vegetables and noodles.

Well I didn't cook it! Don't stare at me!

Chinks, satan's children

That's the true reason they want LEGAL ABORTIONS!

So that they can feed their satanic GLUTONY.

PRAY THAT THE LORD KILLS THEM ALL!

[ProdigalSon]

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Chinks, satan's children

That's the true reason they want LEGAL ABORTIONS!

So that they can feed their satanic GLUTONY.

PRAY THAT THE LORD KILLS THEM ALL!

Those chinks never learn. In 2004 GOD finally had enough and sent a glorious earthquake and tsunami down to cleanse
Asia, and yet they ignore the warnings and continue their wicked ways. Who knows what is coming next??

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Those chinks never learn.

No, they don't!

My chink housekeeper, Ching Lee, who has been abusing my kindness since I bought her from her parents, tried to burn down the East wing of the Mansion today by baking cookies for her filthy yellow cousins. Apparently they cooked oven an open fire in her village in China and I cannot explain to her that the oven does not need to be glowing red and emitting smoke before you can cook with it.

When the Fire Department arrived, I suspected the worst and rushed downstairs with my bullwhip but she had already escaped in the Hummer. Fortunately there was no damage.

[ProdigalSon]

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No, they don't!

My chink housekeeper, Ching Lee, who has been abusing my kindness since I bought her from her parents, tried to burn down the East wing of the Mansion today by baking cookies for her filthy yellow cousins. Apparently they cooked oven an open fire in her village in China and I cannot explain to her that the oven does not need to be glowing red and emitting smoke before you can cook with it.

When the Fire Department arrived, I suspected the worst and rushed downstairs with my bullwhip but she had already escaped in the Hummer. Fortunately there was no damage.

I worry about the same sort of thing with my nigress, only she would probably do it accidentally on account of not being able to understand ideas like 'HI' and 'LO' on the range top. Talk about never learning...

[Brother Temperance]

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I worry about the same sort of thing with my nigress, only she would probably do it accidentally on account of not being able to understand ideas like 'HI' and 'LO' on the range top. Talk about never learning...

You guys think you've got problems? Be thankful you don't have a Polack. Their idea of cutting-edge domestic technology is trying to use a mortar and pestle to fly through the skies. Jesus weeps.

[demoncrat]

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Yes, because the woman, who is merely a vessel, has no choice. Abortions are a sin. Only after the baby is born and the father (or actually ANY man or group of men in the vicinity) look it over for a month for signs of defects, pre-homeristic tendencies (it won't suckle on the dog) and potential male pattern baldness, is it deemed to be alive. But save those 50 sheckels for five years just in case.

But most Baptists have male-pattern baldness!

[Arethusa]

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According to the Bible, the first thirty days of a child's life don't count. You have that long to feed it to the muslims or toss it down a well. Between two months and five years of age, you may still kill it but you have to pay a fine. 50 sheckels for a boy, thirty for a girl. After the age of five you can't kill it anymore, but you can sell it.

I hope this helps
Pastor Al

I need coffee.

[Bert from Belgium]

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That is sick
you should never kill anyone no mater who it is, how old he is, or what he has done (especially children !!)

Last time I checked one of the commandments was: thy shall not kill

[Brother Temperance]

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That is sick
you should never kill anyone no mater who it is, how old he is, or what he has done (especially children !!)

Last time I checked one of the commandments was: thy shall not kill

Yes, we are not to kill proper people. However, as Pastor Al makes clear, the first thirty days doesn't count. Why, look at the story of Jephthah:
Judges 11:30 And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,
31 Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.

Jephthah promised God that if God would kill the children of Ammon for him, he would sacrifice whatever came out his house to greet him when he came home to God.

32 So Jephthah passed over unto the children of Ammon to fight against them; and the LORD delivered them into his hands.
33 And he smote them from Aroer, even till thou come to Minnith, even twenty cities, and unto the plain of the vineyards, with a very great slaughter. Thus the children of Ammon were subdued before the children of Israel.

God lived up to His side of the bargain, and smote the children of Ammon with a very great slaughter. Praise!

34 And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
35 And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.
36 And she said unto him, My father, if thou hast opened thy mouth unto the LORD, do to me according to that which hath proceeded out of thy mouth; forasmuch as the LORD hath taken vengeance for thee of thine enemies, even of the children of Ammon.

When Jephthah got back, his daughter came out to greet him. Jephthah and his daughter realised what this meant, but they knew better than to try and Jew the Lord.

37 And she said unto her father, Let this thing be done for me: let me alone two months, that I may go up and down upon the mountains, and bewail my virginity, I and my fellows.
38 And he said, Go. And he sent her away for two months: and she went with her companions, and bewailed her virginity upon the mountains.
39 And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man.

So, being a nice guy, he let her go up and down the mountains for two months, complaining about the fact that she never got laid in her short life, and then he killed her, as God ordered. God and all righteous folk approved. The End.

[Ixi]

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Yes, we are not to kill proper people. However, as Pastor Al makes clear, the first thirty days doesn't count. Why, look at the story of Jephthah:
Judges 11:30 And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,
31 Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.

Jephthah promised God that if God would kill the children of Ammon for him, he would sacrifice whatever came out his house to greet him when he came home to God.

32 So Jephthah passed over unto the children of Ammon to fight against them; and the LORD delivered them into his hands.
33 And he smote them from Aroer, even till thou come to Minnith, even twenty cities, and unto the plain of the vineyards, with a very great slaughter. Thus the children of Ammon were subdued before the children of Israel.

God lived up to His side of the bargain, and smote the children of Ammon with a very great slaughter. Praise!

34 And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
35 And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.
36 And she said unto him, My father, if thou hast opened thy mouth unto the LORD, do to me according to that which hath proceeded out of thy mouth; forasmuch as the LORD hath taken vengeance for thee of thine enemies, even of the children of Ammon.

When Jephthah got back, his daughter came out to greet him. Jephthah and his daughter realised what this meant, but they knew better than to try and Jew the Lord.

37 And she said unto her father, Let this thing be done for me: let me alone two months, that I may go up and down upon the mountains, and bewail my virginity, I and my fellows.
38 And he said, Go. And he sent her away for two months: and she went with her companions, and bewailed her virginity upon the mountains.
39 And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man.

So, being a nice guy, he let her go up and down the mountains for two months, complaining about the fact that she never got laid in her short life, and then he killed her, as God ordered. God and all righteous folk approved. The End.

What a retard. All of you Christains are retards to think this way. Which means I would rather worship a snail then your damn god.

[Brother Temperance]

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What a retard. All of you Christains are retards to think this way. Which means I would rather worship a snail then your damn god.

You want to get God - you know, our angry, jealous, murderous God - angry at you, that's your choice.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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That is sick
you should never kill anyone no mater who it is, how old he is, or what he has done (especially children !!)

Last time I checked one of the commandments was: thy shall not kill

Oh, you poor heathen. Read your Bible! That only refers to True Christians! If it didn't, we'd have to suffer witches to live and thousands of sodomites would go unstoned!

[dustyjo]

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That's awful. T_T