Too fat to be executed

[Billybob Sunday]

As we all know, lieberal judges and their demoncrat and ACLU friends are always trying to find new ways to avoid following the Bible and executing sinners.

Now we have this ol' boy, who defiled and murdered a couple of young ladies back in 1986. He says he's too fat to execute, because they might have a hard time finding his veins for the lethal injection, thus making his execution cruel and unusual.

http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2008-08-04-ohio-execution_N.htm?csp=34

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Too fat to be executed

Why do those lie-berals in Ohio think the Good Lord instituted stoning? You don't need to find a vein for that.

[Billybob Sunday]

Re: Too fat to be executed

Brother Isaac,

Stoning would be an excellent form of execution - that feller is so fat, he'd be an easy target.

Here is the comment I left on USA Today:

I can see his point. However, this good ol' boy is a PERFECT weight for hanging!

[VictoryOS]

Re: Too fat to be executed

If he feels that way about it, maybe he should spend his last couple weeks or so without eating so he can slim down.

[Bob4God]

Re: Too fat to be executed

Send him to Iraq.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Too fat to be executed

I feel his pain, it is unjust - Offer him liposuction without anesthetic.

[Bob Kaare]

Re: Too fat to be executed

Why do those lie-berals in Ohio think the Good Lord instituted stoning? You don't need to find a vein for that.

Shooting is also a good option. heck, there are dozens of ways to kill him off.

[Roberta]

Re: Too fat to be executed

Shooting is also a good option. heck, there are dozens of ways to kill him off.

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/...ian_musli.html

The Norwegian Islamic Council is still waiting for a reply from the European Fatwa Council before it decides whether or not it is in favor of the death penalty for homosexuality.

Do you think they will shoot them or stone them?

[Don the Baptist]

Re: Too fat to be executed

Brother Isaac,

Stoning would be an excellent form of execution - that feller is so fat, he'd be an easy target.

Here is the comment I left on USA Today:

I can see his point. However, this good ol' boy is a PERFECT weight for hanging!

VERY hard to miss this rotund young fella, might take an inordinately large number of stones however.

[Bob Kaare]

Re: Too fat to be executed

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/...ian_musli.html

The Norwegian Islamic Council is still waiting for a reply from the European Fatwa Council before it decides whether or not it is in favor of the death penalty for homosexuality.

Do you think they will shoot them or stone them?

I would think that stoning or hanging is their favored types execution.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Too fat to be executed

VERY hard to miss this rotund young fella, might take an inordinately large number of stones however.

They can send him in the chain gang to a quarry to gather up enough stones for his own stoning, or would that be too politically incorrect for the bleeding hearts in Ohio?

[Deaner]

Re: Too fat to be executed

Why don't we just cram food in the fat pig's mouth until he chokes to death?

[Nobar King]

Re: Too fat to be executed

I suppose you could even get him to pick which foods he'd like to eat to cause his demise. There must be a budget for that kind of thing; death by saffron rice would be rather pricey.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: Too fat to be executed

The Norwegian Islamic Council is still waiting for a reply from the European Fatwa Council before it decides whether or not it is in favor of the death penalty for homosexuality.


Do you think they will shoot them or stone them?

Knowing the Muslims, they'll probably let him live. It's always good to have a backup plan in case your camel dies.