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  • Jim Farmer
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2014
    • 2293
    #46
    Re: Jesus Spotting!

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post


    Jesus is so manly, isn't He? His arms and chest are rippling with muscles. That's proof enough for me that He hates poofters.
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      • Goon Luver
        Unsaved trash, suspected retard
        • Jul 2015
        • 2
        #47
        Re: Jesus Spotting!

        I'll play along...
        Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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          • Roland
            Obese Swedish Meatball
            Delusional Forum Member
            • May 2014
            • 2189
            #48
            Re: Jesus Spotting!

            Originally posted by Goon Luver View Post
            I'll play along...
            Perhaps a True Christian™ will correct me but that is not Jesus, see Revelation 1:14.

            Your Pictures clearly show a ¨Jesus¨ with darker hair.
            Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

            Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.

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              • Elmer G. White
                Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
                Victim of atheist scientific persecution
                 
                • Apr 2014
                • 10260
                #49
                Re: Jesus Spotting!

                Verily, Jesus is everywhere and He reaches out His hand to all sinners (while, sadly, only a few grasp it). He's now been spotted in Godless UK in a prison toilet in Birmingham!




                1 Peter 3:19
                By which also he went and preached unto the spirits in prison;

                God is awesome and magnificent!


                Yours in Christ,

                Elmer
                2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #50
                    Re: Jesus Spotting!

                    appears in front of hundreds of thousands at airshow!


                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Mary Etheldreda
                        Gushing for Jesus
                         
                        • Sep 2011
                        • 23775
                        #51
                        Re: Jesus Spotting!

                        Jesus compels a Mexican woman to love Him (Luke 14:23) or burn forever (John 3:18) by burning an image of His Divine Face into her brain via non-functioning internal organs, and strokes, and all kinds of debilitating and terminal reminders of His Love!

                        Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708
                            #52
                            Re: Jesus Spotting!

                            Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                            Jesus compels a Mexican woman to love Him (Luke 14:23) or burn forever (John 3:18) by burning an image of His Divine Face into her brain via non-functioning internal organs, and strokes, and all kinds of debilitating and terminal reminders of His Love!

                            seems to love to make sneaky surprise appearance in X-rays. I just love His sense of humor.

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                              • Mary Etheldreda
                                Gushing for Jesus
                                 
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 23775
                                #53
                                Re: Jesus Spotting!

                                Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                                seems to love to make sneaky surprise appearance in X-rays. I just love His sense of humor.
                                Indeed! I think He likes to surprise the radiologists and doctors as well as the patients when His Divine Internal Selfie appears next to the cancerous tumor, so lovingly gifted to those He wants to frighten into repentance!

                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                  • Back against wall
                                    Guarding his purity against all comers
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Sep 2015
                                    • 1241
                                    #54
                                    Re: Jesus Spotting!

                                    I was told Jesus is in this picture but I think I need new Glasses



                                    Maybe it's one of those squint and see images?
                                    Ecclesiastes 1:18 - For in much wisedome is much griefe: and hee that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow.

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                                      • alooneymoron
                                        Unsaved trash, avowed godmocker
                                        • Dec 2014
                                        • 187
                                        #55
                                        Re: Jesus Spotting!

                                        Originally posted by Goon Luver View Post
                                        I'll play along...
                                        The one on the left is Elvis....
                                        Mark 13:22
                                        “For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.”

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                                          • I Man Rastafari
                                            Possibly retarded pothead
                                            • Oct 2015
                                            • 1019
                                            #56
                                            Re: Jesus Spotting!

                                            Originally posted by Back against wall View Post
                                            I was told Jesus is in this picture but I think I need new Glasses



                                            Maybe it's one of those squint and see images?
                                            I see him! He is in the lower left corner. Black Jesus. Yeshua before he was HIM Ras Tafari.
                                            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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                                              • Youth Minister Harry
                                                Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Feb 2011
                                                • 832
                                                #57
                                                Re: Jesus Spotting!

                                                Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
                                                I see him! He is in the lower left corner. Black Jesus. Yeshua before he was HIM Ras Tafari.
                                                You can spot a jig in that bunch a loons?
                                                Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ,
                                                -Youth Minister Harry Lester

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                                                  • Mary Etheldreda
                                                    Gushing for Jesus
                                                     
                                                    • Sep 2011
                                                    • 23775
                                                    #58
                                                    Re: Jesus Spotting!

                                                    Jesus spends Easter looking in on atheist:







                                                    A man claims he had a religious experience on Easter Sunday when the 'face of Jesus appeared' in his garden bush.

                                                    Gobsmacked Michael Coughlan, 55, was peering out his back window when he says he saw the image in his shrubbery.

                                                    Michael claims to have witnessed the holy face looking back at him yesterday, the day that celebrates the son of God's return from the dead.

                                                    Dad-of-four Michael, of Bolton, Greater Manchester, said: "I went into the room on Sunday and looked out the window and saw this face."

                                                    "I joked about it being Jesus but in the afternoon my friend came round and said it looked more like Rick Parfitt from Status Quo," he continued.

                                                    "Hand on my heart I had never noticed it before.

                                                    "I'm not even religious."
                                                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                                                      • gerardwayruinedme
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Mar 2016
                                                        • 13
                                                        #59
                                                        Re: Jesus Spotting!

                                                        I hope you guys realize that that's not what Jesus looked like...he was middle eastern, for god's sake. He probably looked a lot more like this attached photograph. Plus, the one of the eye...that's definite photoshop. Sorry to rain on your parade.

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                                                          • Didymus Much
                                                            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                                                            • Jun 2010
                                                            • 14076
                                                            #60
                                                            Re: Jesus Spotting!

                                                            Originally posted by gerardwayruinedme View Post
                                                            I hope you guys realize that that's not what Jesus looked like...he was middle eastern, for god's sake...
                                                            Yeah, and if you think everyone who lived there at the time looked like your personal preconception, you've swallowed a lot of someone's propaganda. Populations move, and the people who live there now don't necessarily have anything to do with the people who used to live there, two thousand years ago.

                                                            ...He probably looked a lot more like this attached photograph...
                                                            1) Attached photograph? GJ!!

                                                            2) Every gather round! We found actual evidence of what Jesus looked like!!!11!! Oh, wait, it's just someone's personal opinion, again, offered with no evidence at all, or support of any variety, AGAIN. Never mind, go back to your homes, nothing to see here.

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