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  • Titus Templeton
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    The plane should have the shape of a cross in my opinion.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Thank you, Sword. The Committee appreciates input from all Landover Baptists as well as from the public. Pastor Zeke belongs to the entire world.

    When the Committee began this long process our initial thinking was the Antonov 225, the world's largest aircraft:




    Pastor Zeke pointed out that the 225 would need to return to Russia for service leaving him with inadequate travel arrangements during those periods.

    The Committee went back to the drawing board. Pastor needed an aircraft with a cigar and movie room, a restaurant standards kitchen, room for his travel vehicles, space for bundles of U. S. currency Pastor sells on his missionary trips, bedrooms for Pastor, friends and staff and must dwarf the aircraft of Creflo Dollar. Pastor Zeke knows aircraft and told us the Airbus A380 met all these requirements.

    Pastor and the Committee are open minded to suggestions and can alter plans right up to the time we place the Airbus order. Please continue to pass along your suggestions.

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  • Sword Of Christ
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    As to this aircraft:

    Speed, safety and armament should be top priorities. This plane should be YUGE and capable of hypersonic flight and therefore will produce sonic booms.


    The voice of the LORD is upon the waters; The God of glory thunders, The LORD is over many waters. The voice of the LORD is powerful, The voice of the LORD is majestic. The voice of the LORD breaks the cedars; Yes, the LORD breaks in pieces the cedars of Lebanon.… Psalm 24


    Why settle for a commercially available aircraft like the Eurotrash AirBus?



    1. Vertical takeoff and landing like the Harrier.



    2. Stealth like the stealth bomber and a cloaking device



    3. In-flight refueling



    4. YUGE!



    5. Armed to the teeth



    6. Luxurious!


    Creflo Dollar's plane will probably look like a pimped out car.

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  • Phil Ander
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    across the world. .
    Across the world indeed.

    I know some false Christians and atheists believe the world is somewhat globe like in shape...but I can see that you use across the world. A globe does not have "far corners".
    Phil

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Originally posted by Esther B. View Post
    Since the house that Samuel and I were supposed to live in has finally sold, my father would like to donate the $500,000 that we got for it to this wonderful cause. Samuel's father is planning on donating some more money as well, but he's not sure how much he'll send.
    Esther B. -- The Committee has asked me to pass along its sincere appreciation for this generous gift. Of course, the other thank you will come from Jesus for helping to provide this vehicle to spread his word.

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  • Esther B.
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    Since the house that Samuel and I were supposed to live in has finally sold, my father would like to donate the $500,000 that we got for it to this wonderful cause. Samuel's father is planning on donating some more money as well, but he's not sure how much he'll send.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Originally posted by Ray wilson View Post
    nice sunglasses dude i wish you were my mayor in my state you seem like a funny guy, you also remind me of steve martin cuz of your white hair are you sure your not his brother.
    Mr. Wilson--We're glad to have visitors here at LBC, especially when they show interest in our church's largest fundraising project. The Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee is dedicated to purchasing an Airbus 380 A and we want to do so as soon as possible.

    We hope you will donate to this project and help bring Pastor Zeke's sermons about Jesus across the world. A huge aircraft is the perfect compliment to a big Jesus message. Huge is not a word you can use to describe aircraft flown by Creflo Dollar or Benny Hinn.

    Operators are waiting for your call.

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  • Gay wilson
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    SECURITY ALERT: AN AGENT OF CREFLO DOLLAR HAS INFILTRATED LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH. THIS UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN ACCESS TO LBC DONAR LIST SO THAT IT CAN BE MINED BY CREFLO DOLLAR.
    nice sunglasses dude i wish you were my mayor in my state you seem


    like a funny guy, you also remind me of steve martin cuz of your white hair


    are you sure your not his brother.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
    Actually, Mr. Mayor, my client is a current LBC member who has donated significantly to this fund and is tired of not seeing results.
    I am not trying to do anything more than get your side of this situation to better serve my client. This person said harm could come to him or her if they were identified, so I am maintaining secrecy.
    Sincerely,
    Michael H.

    SECURITY ALERT: AN AGENT OF CREFLO DOLLAR HAS INFILTRATED LANDOVER BAPTIST CHURCH. THIS UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL IS ATTEMPTING TO GAIN ACCESS TO LBC DONAR LIST SO THAT IT CAN BE MINED BY CREFLO DOLLAR.

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  • Alan Swallows
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    Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
    I have no desire to discredit your church. I have been reading the New Testament (I am on my 2nd reading) and have found interesting coincidences with Old Testament prophecy that I am discussing with a Rabbi. So far, he has not been able to disprove that many of the New Testament scriptures point to the fulfillment of Old Testament writings.
    The Bible is truly unique! I can think of no other book where events toward the end had been foreshadowed earlier on. How could anyone doubt its Divine origin?

    I'll be praying for you.
    .

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Perhaps I can help with a little thing..

    You know when you meet someone and you tell them your name?

    And then they forget it..

    So in conversation you get "Yes, I was just saying to Mhhzbmbl the quality of mercy is not strain'd, it droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon the place beneath." It's like they never really bothered. Or they just don't want to know you. The conversation might continue: "Gad! You're right! As though it is twice blest. What do you think Mhhzbmbl?" [coughs a bit]

    "Er, my name's......"

    [1st Ignorant] "It blesseth him that gives and him that takes: 'tis mightiest in the mightiest: it becomes the throned monarch better than his crown!"
    [2nd Ignorant] "His sceptre shows the force of temporal power, the attribute to awe and majesty, wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings."
    [1st Ignorant] "But mercy is above this sceptred sway."
    [They give away all attempts at remembering who you are even though it's your party]
    [Both]
    "Do you find this M-h?"

    "Well.." and whatever you had is discharged into thin air they have already turned their backs on you and walked off in the opposite direction.

    After all your trouble, wouldn't you like them to remember at least who you were? I've noticed something similar in your writing. Can you tell what it is? And maybe provide a Scriptural reference, that would be helpful.

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  • Michael Hezekiah Esq
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    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    So, Creflo Dollar has hired you to stop us from buying Pastor Zeke an aircraft larger than his. We on the Committee have been watching Creflo for a long time and we know his schemes. I forewarn you that Creflo will require you to convert and tithe in order to get paid.
    Actually, Mr. Mayor, my client is a current LBC member who has donated significantly to this fund and is tired of not seeing results.

    I am not trying to do anything more than get your side of this situation to better serve my client. This person said harm could come to him or her if they were identified, so I am maintaining secrecy.

    I have no desire to discredit your church. I have been reading the New Testament (I am on my 2nd reading) and have found interesting coincidences with Old Testament prophecy that I am discussing with a Rabbi. So far, he has not been able to disprove that many of the New Testament scriptures point to the fulfillment of Old Testament writings. This is putting me on a path of decision and possibly making me a future tither to LBC - not Creflo Dollar.

    I even think I may have killed Jesus. Well, not me personally, but through generational default. I'm not there yet, but G_d is speaking to me.

    Sincerely,
    Michael H.

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Originally posted by Michael Hezekiah Esq View Post
    One of the donors for your pastor's aircraft stopped by my Cumming, Iowa office to see if we could find any verification that the funds were indeed allocated for this purpose. I plan to publish my findings in the Des Moines Register later this week.
    The donor asked to remain anonymous and I will honor that person's wishes. He claimed "possible retribution" for whistleblowing.
    I have to say, after all this time and having calculated the "donations" pledged in this thread, you could have purchased more than one airplane by now. What's YOUR side of the story?
    MH
    So, Creflo Dollar has hired you to stop us from buying Pastor Zeke an aircraft larger than his. We on the Committee have been watching Creflo for a long time and we know his schemes. I forewarn you that Creflo will require you to convert and tithe in order to get paid.

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  • Michael Hezekiah Esq
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    One of the donors for your pastor's aircraft stopped by my Cumming, Iowa office to see if we could find any verification that the funds were indeed allocated for this purpose. I plan to publish my findings in the Des Moines Register later this week.

    The donor asked to remain anonymous and I will honor that person's wishes. He claimed "possible retribution" for whistleblowing.

    I have to say, after all this time and having calculated the "donations" pledged in this thread, you could have purchased more than one airplane by now. What's YOUR side of the story?

    MH

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  • Johny Joe Hold
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    Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Originally posted by Roland View Post
    Hello all,

    There have been some positive development as of late which brings the purchase of the new aircraft even closer. According to Bloomberg, the wealthiest 1% had some rough times which forces them out of big private jets into small private jets:



    As you can imagine this has an effect on the price of large aircraft, it´s tanking. If the 1% were to be squeezed a little more I am sure the budget will soon be enough for an aircraft with all the extras.

    Kind regards,
    Roland
    Thank you for that inside information, Brother Roland. The Aircraft Committee now believes the purchase date of Zeke's Airbus can be moved up.

    We must get an aircraft the dwarf's the one Creflo Dollar has. One side bit of optimism is that Creflo's pilots have a history of damaging his planes on landings. With a little bit of luck we will soon be number one again among arena preachers.

    Pastor Creflo Dollar asks his megachurch for donations to buy $65 million private jet

    Megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar seeks donations for $65M jet
    BY Meg Wagner
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Monday, March 16, 2015, 12:04 PM
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    Creflo Dollar, pastor of who the World Changers Church International, said his church is raising funds to buy a $65 million private jet.

    (Raymond Boyd/Getty Images)
    BY Meg Wagner

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