[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you Mayor Joe Hold!

Honestly, I am very disappointed that we have not made more progress toward out goal, especially because Boeing just announced it has sold a whopping FOUR 747 jumbo jets to an unnamed party (cough, Creflo Dollar, cough)!


We need to get on the ball and get Pastor his plane!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Friends, the Committee met in an emergency session this morning. It was an emergency because of the money scandal in Panama. As you know, various world celebrities have been exposed for stashing secret funds there. Pastor Zeke's name has come up.
While all this is being worked out, Landover Baptist needs to provide the Pastor with an alternative to banks. The Committee believes his new Airbus can be equipped with a secret and secure currency room.
This room will accommodate the dollars he takes overseas and the foreign currency he brings back. Banks, and their little busy-body auditors, will no longer be needed.
Let's put our shoulders to the wheel and get this Airbus for the Pastor. Landover Baptist does not need Panama.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Last year we opened a slavery hospital in Zimbabwe.
The idea is basically that we buy sick slaves from their owners, make them appear healthy again and sell them for a much higher price. I am not actually be there but the tricks vary between giving drugs or very cheap operations made by cheap "doctors" - some of these doctors are drug addicts or slaves themselves.

We think that this year we will make a good cashlow and we will put bunch of that money into the Pastor's Plane of course.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I regret to inform the other pastors and the congregation that Landover has been subjected to a torrent of abusive and threatening emails concerning the funding of the jet.

I quote:

"Are you sure this is the best use of church money?"
Lilian Tempest, NJ

"Is there perhaps savings to be made on the equipment on board the jet?"
Roger Mee SC

"Why are there gold fittings in the bathroom?"
Mervin Davis CA

We do not tolerate any sort of "Hate-Speech" here.

The question of the jet is not a matter for debate: that has been settled!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

We're still praying, Pastor! The entire Landover Baptist Church Ladies Prayer Warrior Assembly (LBCLPWA) is hard at work storming the Throne Room of Heaven!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I've told you many times about the bald ambition of Preacher Creflo Dollar to take over the top spot now held by our beloved Pastor Zeke. Creflo wants a bigger plane than Pastor Zeke.

With us well on our way to buying an aircraft Creflo Dollar can only dream about, he is taking another route to fame. He is lobbying fearcely to have a state highway named after him, Creflo Dollar Interstate.

We need to move rapidly on all fronts. First, we need to round up the final dollars to order the Airbus. Second, we to name I-80 that crosses Iowa to Pastor Zeke Interstate.


Creflo Dollar Prays for Georgia Lawmakers Amid Highway Naming Controversy

Amid controversy surrounding a proposal to name a portion of an Atlanta highway after him, World Changers megachurch pastor Creflo Dollar visited Georgia's state House of Representatives Thursday to pray for leaders and lawmakers.
As the "pastor of the day," Dollar addressed the legislature on how government is a "divinely appointed duty," and expressed his appreciation for "leaders who still acknowledge and recognize good morals that are in line with God's Word."
The World Changers Church pastor also prayed for judges, mayors, policeman and community leaders, asking God to give them wisdom, protection and "a heart that yields to God and His ways," according to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.

CDollar's state House visit comes just days after State Sen. Donzella James, D-Atlanta, introduced legislation to name a portion of an Atlanta highway after him — a move that has sparked heavy criticism. Senate Resolution 805 calls for a portion of Fulton County's Old National Highway to be named after the televangelist.

As previously reported by The Christian Post, news of the proposal has not been well-received by many community residents and business owners who feel that neither Dollar nor the highway in question are worthy of the honor.
One resident told WSB-TV 2 that Dollar was not meeting the needs of the entire community. Of major concern for some area business owners is that Old National Highway has a split personality of sorts.

Read more at http://www.christianpost.com/news/cr...ZDwfd6gr8Jw.99

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Sure, he will take a commercial flight now and then for the sake of appearance
Bless you, my Sopwith Camels in an F-35 world,
Father Mo
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One thing to say on your behalf, Padre-Of-Many-Children Maurice, is that you addressed a very important aspect of this project. It is that the aircraft used by God's favorite preachers determines the effectiveness of their missions.

Your smiling-behind-his-snarl Pope thinks its important to sometimes fly commercial to create the impression of humbleness. His driver carries him around in a little Ford Focus, again humbleness.

Humbleness is not in the mission of Pastor Zeke. It is greatness. In fact, it is important he be less humble than any other preacher in the world, especially Creflo Dollar.

I wish I could ask the Pope these questions. Does humbleness defeat sin? Does Satan cower and run for cover from humbleness? The answer to both of these is NO. Greatness and the force of will is what defeats sin and Satan. This is Pastor Zeke. This is not the Pope.

The Committee's message is this. We need to order the Airbus for Pastor Zeke and order it soon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

In accordance with Jesus' command, I will not be announcing that I donated $1,000,000 toward Zeke's new jet.

Matthew 6:1 Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Read more

Only about 36 more of those to go. Chop-chop people. If Creflo get's his before I get mine there's going to be hell to pay.

[Alan Swallows]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

In accordance with Jesus' command, I will not be announcing that I donated $1,000,000 toward Zeke's new jet.

Matthew 6:1 Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them: otherwise ye have no reward of your Father which is in heaven. Read more

[Elmer G. White]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

You podunks here really make me laugh. You guys could not afford the parking fees for a Jet let alone the other associated costs. Might be best to stick with that '56 Massey-Furgeson seeder behind a '79 F-150 for hauling that Hellhound ass of 'Pastor' Zeke's from the trailer park to court each day!

Now The Pope, on the other hand, could easily afford to run a slick little Gulfstream G650 anywhere he wants but His holiness really does not need to.

Why?

Most of the time he just sits in his Papal apartment, closes his eyes and voila! He arrives where needed... slicker than deer guts on a doorknob and thank-you Jesus!

Sure, he will take a commercial flight now and then for the sake of appearance but think about it (I know, the thinking part gets tricky for you folks)... doesn't his Holiness seem to magically appear where he is wanted, which is everywhere?

Indeed he does!

If you American swindlers need a jet to get some face time with Jesus I can assure you that, much like Miss Daisy says, you are doing it all wrong, all of the time.

Bless you, my Sopwith Camels in an F-35 world,
Father Mo


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Mr. Lester,

I was very, very worried about you. Based on this fantasy of yours, I almost gave you secular advice. I was on the brink of suggesting you seek the help of a common psychiatrist, as you seemed to have lost it in a way that defies even all the most repulsive Catholic imagination. I thought that as Jesus cannot really help you any more, the atheist physicians could at least saturate your bodily fluids with haloperidol or clozapine and make you docile while you wait for your entry into the Furnace (Matthew 13:50).

However, as a Creation Scientist I am unbiased, and I investigated the matter of Catholicks and teleportation as as it turns out, this is not your personal fantasy but shared by your religious community. This theme occurs frequently on your forums.

Now, we know that teleportation did occur when our Lord utilized it.

Mark 16:12
After that he appeared in another form unto two of them, as they walked, and went into the country.

Mark 16:14
Afterward he appeared unto the eleven as they sat at meat, and upbraided them with their unbelief and hardness of heart, because they believed not them which had seen him after he was risen.

Two alternatives:

1. Frances is delusional and thinks he can usurp Jesus and by definition you who are infatuated by him have to believe him or his militia called the Isis will chop your top areas off.
2. Frances and the other Catholicks mentioned on your forums can teleport as Jesus was actually not the only one in the Bible that made apparitions. Frances could get help from an expected source.

Matthew 4:5
Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple,

Pastor Ezekiel is a man of God. Frances is a drug addict. There is a difference. Please, Mr Lester. Get help!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

You podunks here really make me laugh. You guys could not afford the parking fees for a Jet let alone the other associated costs. Might be best to stick with that '56 Massey-Furgeson seeder behind a '79 F-150 for hauling that Hellhound ass of 'Pastor' Zeke's from the trailer park to court each day!

Now The Pope, on the other hand, could easily afford to run a slick little Gulfstream G650 anywhere he wants but His holiness really does not need to.

Why?

Most of the time he just sits in his Papal apartment, closes his eyes and voila! He arrives where needed... slicker than deer guts on a doorknob and thank-you Jesus!

Sure, he will take a commercial flight now and then for the sake of appearance but think about it (I know, the thinking part gets tricky for you folks)... doesn't his Holiness seem to magically appear where he is wanted, which is everywhere?

Indeed he does!

If you American swindlers need a jet to get some face time with Jesus I can assure you that, much like Miss Daisy says, you are doing it all wrong, all of the time.



Bless you, my Sopwith Camels in an F-35 world,
Father Mo




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[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

If there was ever any question as to why Pastors need private jet aircraft, these Pastors give witness in no uncertain terms. As a Pastor of the only True Christian™ Church anywhere, Pastor Zeke deserves the best.

Praise Jesus!

Prosperity preachers claim private planes prevent flying with 'demons' on commercial airlines
by Gregory Tomlin - 01 January, 2016

FORT WORTH, Texas (Christian Examiner) – Kenneth Copeland and Jesse Duplantis – both multi-millionaire preachers of the "name it and claim it" prosperity gospel – have taken to the air to explain their need for private luxury jets, in part because they travel to so many locations weekly, but also so they won't have to fly with "demons."

Duplantis said in a five minute video clip Dec. 30 (begin at 2:08) that God revealed to him the need for the private jet in the midst of a flight in his plane, just after a meeting with fellow prosperity preacher Creflo Dollar – the minister who this summer produced a slick marketing video asking his followers to donate $60 million for a new jet.

The board of directors for Dollar's ministry later apologized for the video, but insisted the luxury aircraft was a legitimate need for the minister.

Duplantis said in the segment, which originally aired on the Kenneth Copeland Ministries website, that God asked him if he liked his plane.

"As I was going home, the Lord, real quickly, he said, 'Jesse, do you like your plane?" Duplantis said. "I thought, 'That's an odd statement.' I said, 'Well, certainly, Lord.' He said, 'Do you really like it?' And I thought, 'Well, yes, Lord.' Then he said this: 'So that's it? You gonna let your faith stagnate?'"

Duplantis said the comment shocked him, causing him to unbuckle his seatbelt and stand up in the plane. The pilots, he then said, asked him if he needed something.

"I said, 'No, no, I'm talking to God right now.'"

The message, Duplantis began to explain, was that God wanted him to have more. Copeland then interrupted Duplantis, saying, "You can't do that [talk to God] on an (commercial) airplane."

"The world is in such a shape that we can't get there without this. We've got to have this (private jet)," Copeland said. "That's why we're on that (private) airplane. We can talk to God."

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Copeland concluded that he and Duplantis, along with a litany of other prosperity preachers, were in the "soul business."

"We got a dying world around us. We got a dying nation around us. And we can't even get there on an airline," Copeland said.

http://www.christianexaminer.com/article/prosperity.preachers.claim.need.for.private.planes.to.avoid.flying.with.demons.on.commercial.airlines/49993.htm

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

God Bless you all. The Lear Jets that I have to put up with at the moment are embarrassing to both Jesus and myself. I've had my heart set on an Airbus A380 for quite awhile now....Unless of course you think that I'm not worth it....

Of course I'd have to have all this clutter torn out so I can have the plane designed for my comfort.

Thank you all for your suggestions, but as I mentioned months ago, I have my heart set on a brand new Airbus A380. So than that's settled.

It needs to be ordered, redesigned, fitted out to my specifications, and gassed up and ready to go by January 20, 2017, aka The Day Donald Trump is sworn in to become America's 45th President.

Is that clear?

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

BTW, Zeke, I do have a 747 that I'm selling because of some safety issues but for a cheap $100,000 investment, it will be perfectly adequate for your needs.

This is a real deal! I understand there was some damage to the undercarriage? You had all the repairs done after you bought the jet?

In Christ

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I'll say it before and I'll say it again: A private jet aircraft is NOT a luxury purchase, but a NECESSARY tool to bring salvation to unsaved scum. A luxury, by definition, is something that is unnecessary and frivolous....a jet plane, being a transportation machine that brings a righteous preacher like Pastor Zeke around the world, hardly qualifies. It is simply a tool.

BTW, Zeke, I do have a 747 that I'm selling because of some safety issues but for a cheap $100,000 investment, it will be perfectly adequate for your needs.

Thank you, Rev. Jim, for giving Pastor Zeke's New Jet Aircraft Committee a chance to buy your old Boeing 747.

Pastor Zeke wants the Airbus A380, new of course. Plus, the Boeing 747 is just not large enough to fit in the amenities he needs. You will note the A380 is more expensive and we need to give Pastor Zeke the most prestigious aircraft in the world.

The Committee did some research before agreeing with Pastor Zeke in A380 is the way to go:

Asia Pacific | South Korea | Seoul
Boeing 747-8 vs. Airbus A380 -- the airline giants face off Boeing 747-8 vs. Airbus A380 -- the airline giants face off

Now that the Boeing 747-8 has received its FAA certification, here's a look at how it fares against its mighty rival, the Airbus A380



17 December, 2011


Top Trump: The Boeing 747-8 Intercontinental, left, and the Airbus A380.
Boeing's 747-8 Intercontinental, the latest incarnation of its era-defining passenger jet, has received its certification from the Federal Aviation Administration. The European Aviation Safety Agency is expected to follow suit imminently.
That means it's safe to fly and opens the way for its 36 orders to start shipping "early next year" according to Boeing.
Also on CNNGo: Boeing unveils the new 747-8i
It's the longest passenger plane in the world and takes on the Airbus A380 head-on. But how do these two leviathans of the skies compare?
We present to you the Airbus 747-8 and Airbus A380 face off.
Figures are obtained from Boeing and Airbus, except where stated.
Round 1: Capacity

Boeing 747-8: 467 passengers, in a three-class configuration
Airbus A380: 525 passengers, in a three-class configuration
The Airbus is the clear winner in this round, and inspired a rather curt reaction from Boeing deputy program manager Elizabeth Lund to Bloomberg, "With an A380, you run the risk of not filling every seat whenever you fly."
Fightin' talk starts, the game is on.

Round 2: Length

Boeing 747-8: 76 meters
Airbus A380: 72.72 meters
The Boeing is 3.28 meters longer than the Airbus, officially making it the longest commercial plane in the world right now.
Oh, that's good. Who cares how many passengers you can carry -- anything that can be called "the world's longest" is a winner. Boeing slugs back.

Round 3: Internal cabin width

Boeing 747-8: 6.1 meters
Airbus A380: 6.54 meters
The Intercontinental has the same cabin width as its predecessor (the Boeing 747-400), but claims to be able to carry 51 more passengers due to its extra length of 18.3 feet.
However, Airbus execs have pointed out that the 747-8 has yet to pass evacuation tests.
"I am going to be taking that aircraft one day," Airbus chief operating officer John Leahy told Dow Jones. "I want to be sure that you can get out of it in an emergency."
To this, Boeing spokesman Jim Proulx responded that the plane will meet all certification standards for emergency evacuation.

Round 4: Price

Boeing 747-8: US$317.5 million
Airbus A380: US$375.3 million
The Airbus A380-800 sells for nearly US$58 million more than the new Boeing as of January this year, depending on customization and engine.
That's not exactly small change. It means for every five A380s you buy you could get six 747-8s.