[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Hello all,

There have been some positive development as of late which brings the purchase of the new aircraft even closer. According to Bloomberg, the wealthiest 1% had some rough times which forces them out of big private jets into small private jets:



As you can imagine this has an effect on the price of large aircraft, it´s tanking. If the 1% were to be squeezed a little more I am sure the budget will soon be enough for an aircraft with all the extras.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Titus Templeton]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I had a dream yesterday about Pastor Ezekiel driving a giant Airship over New York City. On the airship was written in giant letters "Landover Baptist Church" and a picture of Pastor Ezekiel with open arms like he wants to preach to the whole city.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I don't know what makes me feel worse; buying a plane from atheist pseudo-Russians, buying a plane from the French (nuff said), or that I was only able to donate a mere $300K.

I am praying as hard as I can every day for this. I've posted pictures of planes all over my prayer closet. I held off replacing my broken down Aston-Martin so that I could send another $150K. And, I pasted a picture of Creflo Dollar over the bullseye on the dartboard in my entertainment center.


if there is anything more I can do, brothers and sisters, please let me know.


Humbly,


Wally

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

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Bunch of geniuses working together here.

Great, istn´t it!

[Didymus Much]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

...The Antonov has quite a large parking space on top of the aircraft. It is big enough to carry a space shuttle!

Lemme see if I get this straight: you'd put the limo in the cargo bay of the Space Shuttle to carry it around on the Antonov so you can keep the built-in pool? I suppose you'd get it in and out with the Canadarm?


Bunch of geniuses working together here.

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Did someone check the cargo bay doors on the Antonor AN-225 - can we get Pastor Zeke's limo onboard?

Hello William,

The aircraft does come with a cargo door big enough to fit a truck.



That however would be a waste of space inside the aircraft which might compromise things like an on board swimming pool. Something that might be nice to have considering the physical state of the Pastor according to the testimony of some True Christians(TM) on this forum.

Luckily there is a solution: The Antonov has quite a large parking space on top of the aircraft. It is big enough to carry a space shuttle!



Kind regards,

Roland

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Did someone check the cargo bay doors on the Antonor AN-225 - can we get Pastor Zeke's limo onboard?

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you, Roland, for that suggestion. The Committee actually did consider the Antonor AN-225.

The folks from the Ukraine brought one over and took Pastor Zeke for an in-air evaluation. The Pastor found the noise level a little too high in the movie theater room. So far, that design flaw has not been corrected.

Hello Johny,

According to Des this problem is already solved:

I peeked in on him after breakfast. Couldn't tell from all the gauze, but it almost looked as though his ears were burned off. God must truly be looking out for him if He was kind enough to remove Pastor Zeke's ears, thus sparing him from hearing all the viscous lies being spread.

Kind regards,

Roland

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Dear all, I suggest we take a radical new approach and ditch the plans for the Airbus and plan for an Antonov AN-225. Please allow me to elaborate:

Merits of the Antonov AN-225 are it´s size, capacity and it seems to be made in the Ukraine. As this is the biggest aircraft ever made with the ability to lift a whopping 250 tons of cargo it would be the ideal choice if you want to install some proper furniture with things like gold ornaments which do add a little extra weight. With this aircraft there would be no need to make concessions for mundane things like the extra weight of a golden toilet bowl.



I am sure there are opportunities here that can benefit both Zeke and the Svoboda brigade in the people of Ukraine.

Roland

Thank you, Roland, for that suggestion. The Committee actually did consider the Antonor AN-225.

The folks from the Ukraine brought one over and took Pastor Zeke for an in-air evaluation. The Pastor found the noise level a little too high in the movie theater room. So far, that design flaw has not been corrected.

[Roland]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Dear all,

Perhaps a slight change of plans might prove fruitful. Due to recent developments, earlier plans might not be attainable and new opportunities have popped up. I suggest we take a radical new approach and ditch the plans for the Airbus and plan for an Antonov AN-225. Please allow me to elaborate:

The current project has met some financial difficulties. If this were not so, the new aircraft would have already been there. Even though my knowledge of finance is limited, I sense an urgency to reallocate funds after reading some posts on this forum regarding the beloved pastor. Furthermore: Recently a trade deal got botched. A trade deal between the EU and Ukraine. As we all know their currency is already plummeting and their economy is in a downward spiral. This gives room for opportunity, especially to those who are familiar with the business friendly attitude of the local government.

Merits of the Antonov AN-225 are it´s size, capacity and it seems to be made in the Ukraine. As this is the biggest aircraft ever made with the ability to lift a whopping 250 tons of cargo it would be the ideal choice if you want to install some proper furniture with things like gold ornaments which do add a little extra weight. With this aircraft there would be no need to make concessions for mundane things like the extra weight of a golden toilet bowl.



I am sure there are opportunities here that can benefit both Zeke and the Svoboda brigade in the people of Ukraine.

Kind regards,

Roland

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

So this Panama thing is not working out, but shouldn't we still be looking for a way to launder the jet purchase to avoid sales tax? Nobody wants to give Obama any more tax money than we have to.

Ifs it possible to write off as a medical expense? Salvation is critical to mental stability.
Could we start a 501C? It could own the plane and make the requisite 5% minimum donations to the Church. We all know the good Godly Pastor Ezekiel works 24/7/365 doing what he can to the down trodden.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

So this Panama thing is not working out, but shouldn't we still be looking for a way to launder the jet purchase to avoid sales tax? Nobody wants to give Obama any more tax money than we have to.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

It's a crying shame this has taken so long. All we need from everyone is 36 donations of $1m or more or 360 donations of $100k or 3600 donations of $10k. That's not a lot of money folks, most everyone can find $10k if they have to. Now is the time.

[James Hutchins]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

I never trusted those messicans with our money anyway. Some of you Church members are too young to recall how Noriega screwed us over. I like Andorra and for local transactions, the Caymans

[Faith_Machine]

Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

Thank you Mayor Joe Hold!

Honestly, I am very disappointed that we have not made more progress toward out goal, especially because Boeing just announced it has sold a whopping FOUR 747 jumbo jets to an unnamed party (cough, Creflo Dollar, cough)!


We need to get on the ball and get Pastor his plane!