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  • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

    Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
    I was thinking that my white Baptist friends would want to know that there is a fine selection of used jet airplanes for sale just now in Jamaica which is my home.
    That's a kind and thoughtful offer, Trevor dear, but this is Pastor Zeke we are talking about. It would be an insult to attempt to fob him off with used goods.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

      Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
      That's a kind and thoughtful offer, Trevor dear, but this is Pastor Zeke we are talking about. It would be an insult to attempt to fob him off with used goods.
      An Airbus with greasy chicken bones scattered all over? Not a chance. Pastor Zeke deserves clean and just out of the factory.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

        Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
        That's a kind and thoughtful offer, Trevor dear, but this is Pastor Zeke we are talking about. It would be an insult to attempt to fob him off with used goods.
        It's very considerate of you, offering so gentle a rebuke. Following a recent suggestion and having some fabric available from the new season's designs (which can always be dyed or brightened up for an appropriate contrast) a selection of lovely T-shirts ought to be available soon. Knowing that a purchase supports God's work is both encouraging and reassuring.

        As yet a suitable love offering has not been decided upon but considering some of those Italian efforts go for $700 with far less material I think our figure will represent somewhat better value. Any suggestions welcome.

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        • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

          Even though we seem to be right on track to have a larger airplane for Pastor Zeke than that of Preacher Creflo Dollar, we have another worry facing us.

          The preacher, designer, rap singer and composer Kayne West and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashisan, have purchased a Boeing 747. The 747 is a little smaller than the Airbus we are getting Pastor Zeke but they are crowding us.

          We need to get the Airbus wrapped up. But, even then we will need to be thinking about the future competition. We may need something bigger in time.


          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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          • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

            Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
            Even though we seem to be right on track to have a larger airplane for Pastor Zeke than that of Preacher Creflo Dollar, we have another worry facing us.

            The preacher, designer, rap singer and composer Kayne West and his girlfriend, Kim Kardashisan, have purchased a Boeing 747. The 747 is a little smaller than the Airbus we are getting Pastor Zeke but they are crowding us.

            We need to get the Airbus wrapped up. But, even then we will need to be thinking about the future competition. We may need something bigger in time.


            Oh, my; what next, dear Brother Mayor Hold? But this comes as no surprise, considering that this Kanye person has, all of a sudden, supposedly turned his life to . I've read that he will be featured in the service tomorrow of that mega-church preacher, Joel Osteen. I'll attach an article link and, as the article says, "the details are insane". For one thing, apparently this nigra is considering changing his name to "Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West". So, here we have it: another one pretending to be a , which should surprise none of us here at .



            Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."

            I mean, how can anybody take this nigra and his wife seriously about their claims to know Almighty, when Mrs. Kanye thinks nothing of parading herself as she does in the attached photo? (And I do apologize for posting such a disgusting photo. Pastors and moderators, please feel free to remove this should the direct.)

            A blessed day to you, Dear Brother Mayor,

            Sincerely, Isabella W.

            (Mrs.) Isabella White

            Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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            • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

              The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee is making progress toward placing the order. Once we have the down payment ready we can begin final design drawings. You will recall Pastor Zeke has demanded several amenities in the giant aircraft which has driven up the price.

              A perplexing new development has come up and on behalf of the Committee I am seeking advice here. You will recall in 2016 President Trump's campaign contacted us knowing we had a nice amount of cash set aside for the airplane. We were asked for one million dollars. It was for the campaign against Hillary and we were promised repayment far in excess of the one million. Seeing a chance to help the President and also making some money the Committee wrote the check.

              We have not been repaid nor has any explanation come forward as to why. I remain confident we will be repaid.

              The past week, I was approached by the new Trump Reelection Committee. It needs another one million dollars. We will be repaid for both the donations after Trump is reelected he assured me.

              I, myself, am inclined to approve the second one million. President Trump is very honest and I'm confident we will be repaid with a good interest rate on our money. Other Committee members, however, think we should first be repaid from the loan four years ago.

              We remain at an impasse.
              Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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              • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                Seems like a no-brainer. Time to get the check book out. This investment will save so many lives when the President bans abortion and that's what it's all about. Bettering the lives of poor folk. Amen, praise the Lord.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                  Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                  I, myself, am inclined to approve the second one million. President Trump is very honest and I'm confident we will be repaid with a good interest rate on our money. Other Committee members, however, think we should first be repaid from the loan four years ago.
                  I don't understand. Why doesn't the President throw the church a bone in the form of a ten or twenty million dollar grant for faith-based social services? For every million dollars we spend, our charitable outreach programs help literally dozens of homeless persons take free showers at remote truck stops, and they get to read some really cool Chick Tracts to boot. Of course, a major program like that needs pastoral oversight, which requires a new private jet.

                  Completely coincidentally, if we didn't have to raise funds for the jet, we could probably donate a lot more to political campaigns. This seems like a win for everybody, including the reelection campaign.
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                  • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                    To start off as one means to go on is always a great idea. And with a small loan (compared to the cost of developing a building) the President was able not only to repay his old Dad with interest but benefit many other people with good quality infrastructure in their city. Places where the right impression could be made for sound business ideas to be presented, an important consideration where investment is concerned; let's face it, many investors take a superficial view of things in making decisions. The President is not like that.

                    No-one with a reputation for defaulting on loans can get finance for their projects and the elegance of his work is commensurate with his business acumen. Surely (although I'm aware it's not my place to make suggestions) a small investment now would similarly bear fruit for Him.

                    II Corinthians 9:6 He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully.

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                    • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                      As God is my witness, I know Trump would never lie.
                      The Bible tells us if we do His work, He will repay us 100 fold.
                      Galatians 3:29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise.

                      Ephesians 1:11 In whom also we have obtained an inheritance, being predestinated according to the purpose of him who worketh all things after the counsel of his own will:
                      Ephesians 1:12 That we should be to the praise of his glory, who first trusted in Christ.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                        How about something modest like a Gulfstream G700? Luxurious enough for the pastor to travel in splendiferous comfort, yet humble enough to send the message that the pastor is a man who doesn't necessarily need caviar:





                        Pastor and CEO, Shatter Creek Baptist Church.

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                        • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                          No pastor, Gulfstream is out. Creflo Dollar has a Gulfstream 650. When he bought it Pastor Zeke vowed not just to one up Creflo but to ridicule him. Gulfsteam, $60 plus million. Airbus way past $400 million.

                          Back in the thread you might find what Pastor Zeke needs in an aircraft. There needs to be a movie theater with a wide screen. He needs a cigar room separate from other areas. A lot of currency travels with him for exchange deals in whatever country he is traveling to. Basically, no Gulfstream.


                          Look at a puny Gulfstream:
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                            Pastor Zeke needs an airplane with a large enough cargo hold that he can crate and ship the older filipino pool boys. A Gulfstream just isn't going to cut it. Besides, who said the good Pastor doesn't need caviar? It's good for his digestion, and VIP guests such as Bill Barr, Scott Baio, Kanye West, Rudy Giuliani, Eric Trump, David Duke, and Harvey Weinstein (whenever he beats those trumped-up charges) love it. What else do you think Pastor Ezekiel been doing with all of Russian bank accounts?

                            Just kidding about Kanye. No way would Pastor Zeke ever allow a black man on his private jet.
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                            • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                              I do not see the space for a proper lap pool in one of those little Gulfstreams.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Re: The New Jet Aircraft for Pastor Zeke Committee.

                                Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                                Back in the thread you might find what Pastor Zeke needs in an aircraft. There needs to be a movie theater with a wide screen. He needs a cigar room separate from other areas. A lot of currency travels with him for exchange deals in whatever country he is traveling to. Basically, no Gulfstream.
                                So that nobody's ego is bruised over this (except Creflo's) perhaps the committee can arrange storage space on the Airbus for a Gulfstream. Kind of like how you tow a Hummer behind the 60ft Double Wide so that you can leave the campsite for... whatever reason, without waking up the guests.
                                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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