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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22908

    #1

    New Level of Server Security

    With the upgrading of the Server to JesOS 10 Salvation, it is no longer possible for True Christians™ to inadvertently enter their password into a post.

    For example if I enter my password -> ********* although I can see it in the post box, once it is posted, JesOS 10 Salvation only allows asterisks appear on the site.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29453

    #2
    Re: New Level of Server Security

    That may be a problem for the many confirmed sinners that use all asterisks as a password though.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • CleanForChrist
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Mar 2015
      • 27

      #3
      Re: New Level of Server Security

      I would like to assay this new feature...

      *************

      I've no qualms with revealing my password before my brothers and sisters in Christ (1 Corinthians 1:10), but due to our (unfortunate but necessary) policy of acceptance towards Unsaved Trash, it would be awful for the system to fail just now. A test of faith!

      Edit: It works! Praise JESUS!
      Last edited by CleanForChrist; 03-21-2015, 02:41 AM. Reason: Security system confirmed!
      Psalm 27:4 One thing have I desired of the Lord, that will I seek after; that I may dwell in the house of the Lord all the days of my life, to behold the beauty of the Lord, and to enquire in his temple.

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      • VictoryOS
        True Christian™ Beauty Queen
         
        • Dec 2007
        • 5389

        #4
        Re: New Level of Server Security

        I would check but only my Husband knows my password. He likes it that way because it makes it easier for him to control what I do on the computer. Jesus has blessed me with such a Wonderful and Loving Husband!
        Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
        in 2016

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        • Mary Etheldreda
          Gushing for Jesus
           
          • Sep 2011
          • 23775

          #5
          Re: New Level of Server Security

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          I would check but only my Husband knows my password. He likes it that way because it makes it easier for him to control what I do on the computer. Jesus has blessed me with such a Wonderful and Loving Husband!
          That is so sweet! My husband didn't care, so I use my name, "**** **********." That way I'm sure to never forget it!

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • Elmer G. White
            Distinguished Professor of Prayer Healing and Creation Zoology (Baraminology)
            Victim of atheist scientific persecution
             
            • Apr 2014
            • 10283

            #6
            Re: New Level of Server Security

            Verily, once again this proves that Jesus has chosen us wise manly leaders who will lead us after His footsteps into Heaven.

            Deuteronomy 1:13
            Take you wise men, and understanding, and known among your tribes, and I will make them rulers over you.


            Of, course, many Interwebs sites are always asking you to change your passwords but I could never change mine: ************************************** It is a very powerful password with numbers and uppercase and lowercase letters. It takes a Creation Scientist to construct a secret codeword such as that one!


            Yours in Christ,

            Elmer
            Last edited by Elmer G. White; 03-21-2015, 02:46 PM. Reason: GLORY! Fixed by God! Praise God!
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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: New Level of Server Security

              If I type your password by mistake, does it come out stars?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                An old soul
                True Christian™
                • Aug 2013
                • 5071

                #8
                Re: New Level of Server Security

                This is a really neat security feature. I'd hate if someone discovered my ******** by accident. I use it for everything.
                If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                  True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                   
                  • Jul 2014
                  • 8436

                  #9
                  Re: New Level of Server Security

                  Pastor Zeke has suggested that there may be a problem on our system, so this is a good place to test it by typing my password to see if it works as intended.

                  Testing: ********
                  Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
                    An old soul
                    True Christian™
                    • Aug 2013
                    • 5071

                    #10
                    Re: New Level of Server Security

                    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                    Pastor Zeke has suggested that there may be a problem on our system, so this is a good place to test it by typing my ******** to see if it works as intended.

                    Testing: ********
                    No I can still see it. Try typing ******** without a capital P. It works perfectly for me: ******** see?
                    If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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                    • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                      True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                       
                      • Jul 2014
                      • 8436

                      #11
                      Re: New Level of Server Security

                      Originally posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
                      No I can still see it. Try typing ******** without a capital P. It works perfectly for me: ******** see?
                      But my ******** has to have a capital P or it doesn't work on some sites, like for example the family online banking: so I need to type ******** with a P, not ******** with a p.

                      Nope, either way it still isn't working. I will get the boys to reinstall the last upgrade, unless Brother Bathfire can do it remotely? I think he knows my ******** but just in case, it is ********.

                      I am grateful that this has been pointed out as it was obviously quite insecure before.


                      On edit: I see the problem has now resolved itself.

                      Last edited by Joanna Lytton-Vasey; 03-21-2015, 11:58 AM. Reason: Glory! The problem has gone away!
                      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22908

                        #12
                        Re: New Level of Server Security

                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                        If I type your password by mistake, does it come out stars?
                        Yes, JesOs sees everything and understands and forgives if you repent your mistake.
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                        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                        Author of such illuminating essays as,
                        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12936

                          #13
                          Re: New Level of Server Security

                          This just goes to prove that whenever Satan thinks he has gained the upper hand, Jesus bests him.

                          Thank you, Jesus.
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • Holy Henry
                            Repenting ex-homer
                            Forum Member
                            • Mar 2014
                            • 116

                            #14
                            Re: New Level of Server Security

                            I praise GOD for this latest update. I know those atheists would love nothing more than to have our password and use them to tarnish our immaculate reputation on the internets.

                            The gays will also tarnish us. When they are not ******** each other.

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                            • Granny June
                              Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2015
                              • 74

                              #15
                              Re: New Level of Server Security

                              From the Desk of
                              GRANNY JUNE
                              Office Temp and #1 Volunteer for Christ



                              can someone suggest a simple password for me? I get into trouble when I can't remember the one I was given because then I cannot access our website






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