Is it safe to come out?

[Midge Murphy]

Friends, as many of you may remember, I was stalked on this very site by a lesbian who insisted on me sending her naked pictures of my body, in particular (but not limited to) this thread. I like baking, as you know, and she kept making references on Facebook to licking my beaters, etc. I think she was bullying me because I turned to Jesus and abandoned the midget lifestyle choice.

Anyway, I noticed she hasn't been here for a while and so I thought it might be safe to come back. I wanted to show you some Easter crafts I made last weekend.

The first one, Clothespin Jesus, is from a used clothespin I found at the laundrymat. I wanted a used one because of Christ's suffering.

Toilet Paper Jesus and the Toilet Paper Apostles are so rejoiceful. I am the woman on the left standing between a Christ-like figure and the Roman centurion (notice I am of proper height, thank you sweet Lord!).

For the third one, I was sitting around watching reruns on TV and then I said to myself, "Midge! That is the fifth episode in a row of Sanford and Son that you have watched today!! Get up and do something for the glory of God (1 Corinthians 10:31)!!" So I decided to stop wondering how Lamont managed to go up the stairs in such tight pants and instead made the delightful Easter craft out of brown construction paper that you see in picture 3.

[A Follower]

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Hello little girly, it is absolutely safe to visit here, as you can see at the top of the page unsaved are unwelcome. Only good, God-fearing Christians are allowed here, no evil people here, this is a safe place for children like you. And even though you have half the body and intellect of a normal person, we will treat you with the respect you deserve, especially knowing you're trying to leave the sinful past, that led to Jesus lovingly deforming you to make you aware of your behavior, behind.

Just make sure you stay away from the church and the offerings, as Leviticus 21:18-23 requires. We don't want broken people to despoil what is holy with their presence.

[Jim Farmer]

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Welcome back Midge, I have heard so much about you (all nice). Your serial stalker does check in from time to time, but the mods are pretty swift in dealing with her appropriately.
You are certainly very adept with your hands!

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh thank goodness, I saw the title of this thread and I was worried some queer was trying to "come out."

Midge, I am very sorry somebody made you feel unsafe on this site! Had I known about this, I would have alerted our pastors!

If anybody harasses you again, please let us know immediately.

Also, your crafts are lovely. I keep having to remind myself these are not examples of your fine cooking, because they look good enough to eat!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Welcome back, young lady!

Your story has provided proof, if proof be need be, to the unsaved lumpen unwashed masses that by placing one's faith in the power of the Lord God Jesus Christ all difficulties can be overcome.

Philippians 4:13 I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.

You stand (a lot taller now) as an example of how faith can teach people to overcome their God given tests and emerge as a new creature in Christ.

2 Corinthians 5:1 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Passing this message on is important and so easy to do! Simply home in on the deformed and praise Jesus to them for all you are worth! I myself was ministering to a spastic the other day, armed with my faith and my my conclusive evidence of my faith and spake to the retard telling her that her left side palsy and facial ticks were an opportunity to praise Jesus and she should feel grateful to loving Jesus for significantly altering her ability to get on life both socially and financially.

2 Corinthians 12:9-10 And He has said to me, “My grace is sufficient for you, for power is perfected in weakness.” Most gladly, therefore, I will rather boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ may dwell in me. Therefore I am well content with weaknesses, with insults, with distresses, with persecutions, with difficulties, for Christ’s sake; for when I am weak, then I am strong.

I admonished her (because she had been crying for a while by then) to remember that she owes Jesus for her ability to praise Him so effectively and that no matter how spasticated she may have been made and how difficult it may become there is always someone somewhere, better off than her who can take inspiration from her struggles and perhaps become a more confident, independent, successful human being.

She look at me and I was sure her tears (she was only 8) where those of gratitude and although I left soon after her father was following me down the road for several minutes and it was only a shame that I had to hurry on home and could not accept his professions of gratitude.

So the message is that if Jesus can make young Midge here normal height, it is only lack of faith that keeps people in wheel chairs, leg braces, hearing aides and retard medicine: even if it seems to make no logical sense to think this way.

John 20:29 Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast seen me, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not seen, and yet have believed.

All in all it was a good day.

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome back to God's favorite forum. Do you still have that job getting tossed every Saturday night?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Oh, you're back.

I heard you were swallowed by a hippo in a freak circus accident.

[MitzaLizalor]

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It really is terrible, Miss Johnson, to see how depraved those oriental types have become. Whether the swallowing was a cunning stunt involving trampolines or simply a tragic accident is immaterial here; the Siamese thought it was funny and an appropriate entertainment for children. Like I've been to a circus and enjoyed the acrobats? and then for a laugh they feed a clown to the lion or something as a jape to make the children laugh? even if it's a trick but it isn't funny they might as well get a trapeze artist to make himself disappear behind a mirror up there and drop a waxwork replica filled with offal and tomato chutney at the children's feet what a hoot · NOT


This sort of thing, in the case of those oriental wretches it's evidently an expectation, traumatises children for life. Where is the message of Salvation in all this? When bears ate children at God's behest was it for entertainment? No. It was for instruction. When dwarves are eaten and it's seen as entertainment (although in this case it was not intended to be despite the terrific applause) the necessity of Jesus’ death is belittled.

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Would the mothers of those little children eaten by those bears have applauded? No. They were instructed. Mistakes need to be remedied and God's remedy is bloodshed, every time. Otherwise what is the point of Jesus?

II Kings 2:21b-24 KJV
Thus saith the LORD, I have healed these waters; there shall not be from thence any more death or barren land. So the waters were healed unto this day, according to the saying of Elisha which he spake. And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Hello Midge, welcome back. You have done some wonderful work right there. I like the childlike simplicity, because Jesus likes the simple rather than the complex:

M't:23:1: Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples,
M't:23:2: Saying, The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat:
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M't:23:5: But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,

Like me, Jesus was not an art critic but liked, instead, to see the good in all Man’s work and knew what he liked.

The angel on top of the tomb is particularly good – did you do that all by yourself?

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Welcome back. Do I remember correctly that you are an expert on knee caps--having seen so many?

Some here my have knee pain and you will be a blessing to them.

[Freddy Osborne]

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Hello Midge,

Your crafts are wonderful and look like some my own daughters made for Easter. You should come by sometime, my four year old has some princess dresses and cowgirl outfits ya'll could play with.

Do your parents allow you to go to sleepovers? We have some bunk beds with butterfly and kitten comforters.

Welcome back and keep up the good work!

Fred