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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother V!
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Happy birthday, sir!"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1 -
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O Brother, where art thou?
Are you preaching the word in some hell-hole like Detroit, or maintaining your dignity and that of Christ in Californication? Perhaps you’re in some slant den of iniquity heading for the North Korean border to save the souls of the forgotten millions; perhaps fighting your own and others' disease and desolation in the Heart of Darkness. It could be that the Ministry to Eskimos in the Arctic wasteland has beckoned or that The Lord of Hosts has directed you in the fight against ISIS. Did Jesus speak in the still of the night and suggest the Amazon…
Wherever it is, my prayers go out to you on this your birthday, and if you have any ideas on where the “Whack the Mole” stall should go at this year’s fundraising, I'd be grateful. Last year I got into a three-way argument with Nobar and John Creeser: Nobar’s idea was near the hog roast, but the smoke was choking, and John Creeser wanted it next to the "Jesus on a dinosaur diorama" – but that meant that those whacking the mole would have to be quiet, and that’s not the idea…
I’d be grateful for your input.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Happy Birthday sir! Blessings!Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother V!
Happy Birthday, young fella!
While I know it is going to be some time before Jesus calls you home, I'd like to offer a visit over at the Hutchins Plantation, LLC. There will be fifty chicken legs, bar-b-qued with your name on them. Other than the rapture, little is more amazing than to see you suck the meat clean off a chicken leg. Stop by when you can. You are missed.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Brother V!
Brother V has been on assignment lo these many years preaching the Word of God to the virgins of some rain forest or other.
Come to think of it, he hasn't called in quite awhile....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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