Who is this man?

[Roper Crossburn]

One of our ladies was kind enough to put up some photos from my show last weekend on the FaceBook. I almost flipped when I saw this one. There's got to be someone here that recognizes this fellow.

Give me his name and address. Place of work will also do. Bottom line, I want to know who he is and where he can be found.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Who is this man?

Hello Roper Crossburn.

That is Wilford Brimley he has diabeetus and likes cockfighting.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Who is this man?

I have no idea who he is Brother Crossburn. But take solace in knowing he will burn in forever for not enjoying 's Favorite Performer.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Who is this man?

Hello Roper Crossburn.

That is Wilford Brimley he has diabeetus and likes cockfighting.

Thank you.

Rusty

Brimley's a mormon, isn't he? So maybe your people could find him in Salt Lake City, Brother Crossburn.

[goodman78]

Re: Who is this man?

What a handsome hat that is!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Who is this man?

One of our ladies was kind enough to put up some photos from my show last weekend on the FaceBook. I almost flipped when I saw this one. There's got to be someone here that recognizes this fellow.

Give me his name and address. Place of work will also do. Bottom line, I want to know who he is and where he can be found.

What do we know about this man?

1. He is a photographer – note the camera to the right in the picture.
2. He is not photographing Roper – the camera has a telephoto lens.
3. He is with two other men -> 2 x 20 oz glasses in the foreground.
4. The owner of the glass on the left did not want a drink and did not want to stop with our friend. -> The glass is a glass of water and not much has been drunk. This guy is here as a witness only.
5. The owner of the glass on the right is keeping up with our man but is also a glass of water -> their glasses are at the same level. This man is working on our man.
6. Our man’s glass contains a browner liquid – can we say “Jack Daniels”?
7. The day is warm -> discarded jacket on what appears to be a case to the far right of the table.
8. Our man is red in the face but this is not caused by heat -> note the short sleeved shirt -> The redness is thus typical of the alcoholic.
9. Our man is downcast -> he is not looking at his companions but staring morosely at the table.
We can safely conclude that this man is in the pits of despair.

Who goes around in twos?
And doesn’t drink alcohol?
Who often carries a black case?
Yes, that’s right -> the Mormons.

This guy is not showing disrespect to Roper – he’s at his the end of his tether – The Mormons have got to him as they have heard that he is about to leave their false church.

Brethren! This is a case whereby our man’s tithes (and his soul) are going to an outfit that believes in magic underwear.

He’s ready for conversion… need I say more?

[Back against wall]

Re: Who is this man?

Brother Ezekiel I believe you are right. Great work there. I also noticed that the man opposite our man (Microphone arm pointing to his head, probably from the Mormon retrievers unit) is watching our man in case he tries to "Shake them off" I'd almost be excited except for the fact Mormons are total idiots in the eyes of God.