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  • mikey X
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    • Aug 2008
    • 29

    #16
    Re: satanic bible

    i dont pressure my religion, so why should you.

    would you tell a black man to change his color because you think all people should be white?

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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      • Dec 2006
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      #17
      Re: satanic bible

      Originally posted by xxmixkexx View Post
      i dont pressure my religion, so why should you.

      would you tell a black man to change his color because you think all people should be white?
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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
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        • Jan 2008
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        #18
        Re: satanic bible

        Originally posted by xxmixkexx View Post
        i dont pressure my religion, so why should you.
        You come to Landover Baptist Church and ask that question? Jesus brought you here; we will tell you about the one True Religion and way of worship.

        would you tell a black man to change his color because you think all people should be white?
        What sort of a question is that? Can an Ethiopian change the color of his skin or the leopard his spots? God doesn't think so.
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        • mikey X
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          • Aug 2008
          • 29

          #19
          Re: satanic bible

          with genetic modification a leopard could change its spots

          please give me one piece of evidence that god exists with out referencing the bible

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          • eliot mayfield
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            • Sep 2006
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            #20
            Re: satanic bible

            Originally posted by xxmixkexx View Post
            with genetic modification a leopard could change its spots

            please give me one piece of evidence that god exists with out referencing the bible
            I am here, therefore God exists.
            Matthew:
            5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
            5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
            10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
            10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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            • JennyD
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              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #21
              Re: satanic bible

              Originally posted by xxmixkexx View Post
              who here has read it?

              (Satanic link removed by E.M.)

              and what did you think about it if you have?
              I read it when I was in college.

              I found it to be written by someone with the intellect of a high-schooler, and perfectly suited for those who never rose above such a level of education.

              It's moronic tripe written by a loser, Antoinette LaVatory, who just wanted to get chicks (or dudes) to do him.
              Originally posted by xxmixkexx View Post
              i dont pressure my religion, so why should you.
              Let's see, you come onto a Christian Church forum and post a link to the Satanic Bible, then complain when the people who respond happen to all be Christians. Who's pressing a sacriligious, made-up nonsensical "religion" on whom?
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              • mikey X
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                • Aug 2008
                • 29

                #22
                Re: satanic bible

                all i said was who here has read it, i did not say go read it go convert, talking about these topics all i got, was people trying to convert me

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22839

                  #23
                  Re: satanic bible

                  Originally posted by xxmixkexx View Post
                  with genetic modification a leopard could change its spots

                  please give me one piece of evidence that god exists with out referencing the bible
                  Please give me one piece of evidence that you exist without referring to witnesses or any records. See what you are asking?

                  Apart from Brother Eliot's simple and elegant response, I suppose I could refer you to those events that are known as "Acts of God". For the last 1600 years or so, and in the absence of a manifestation or the Second Coming, these have been recognized by the wise and learned as proof absolute of God's continuing interest in His Creation.

                  I think the difference here is that you think we are wrong and we know that you are.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • mikey X
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                    • Aug 2008
                    • 29

                    #24
                    Re: satanic bible

                    i dont think you are wrong, who knows, i dont no one here can no for sure with out a doubt, you can think you know, but you will not till you die

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22839

                      #25
                      Re: satanic bible

                      Originally posted by xxmixkexx View Post
                      i dont think you are wrong, who knows, i dont no one here can no for sure with out a doubt, you can think you know, but you will not till you die
                      I'm willing to be advised on this but I am suggesting that in your case you should take up Christianity in the same frame of mind that you take out insurance. With insurance, if it doesn't happen, all you have lost is money, if it does happen, you're safe - however, with Christianity, it costs nothing and the benefits are eternal.
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                      • mikey X
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                        • Aug 2008
                        • 29

                        #26
                        Re: satanic bible

                        that is good advice, but i dont feel i need to worry so why waste my time

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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #27
                          Re: satanic bible

                          Originally posted by mikey X View Post
                          please give me one piece of evidence that god exists with out referencing the bible
                          There can not be creation without a Creator. Open your eyes and look around. None of this would be possible without God.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • Pastor Ezekiel
                            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                             
                            • Sep 2006
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                            #28
                            Re: satanic bible

                            Originally posted by mikey X View Post
                            i dont think you are wrong, who knows, i dont no one here can no for sure with out a doubt, you can think you know, but you will not till you die
                            By then it will be too late, boy.

                            2 Thessalonians 1:8-9
                            In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction.


                            Revelation 14:10-11
                            The same shall drink of the wine of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation; and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb. And the smoke of their torment ascendeth up for ever and ever.
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                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • mikey X
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                              • Aug 2008
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                              #29
                              Re: satanic bible

                              guess what who cares?
                              deal with it later
                              i mean heaven sounds like a place i would not want to be if it is filled with discriminating arrogant pricks that are found here.

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                              • JennyD
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                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #30
                                Re: satanic bible

                                Originally posted by mikey X View Post
                                all i said was who here has read it, i did not say go read it go convert, talking about these topics all i got, was people trying to convert me
                                You didn't say to go read it? Really?
                                Originally posted by mikey X View Post
                                have you read it?

                                i am not saying you should convert or anything it is just an interesting read
                                Sounds like you're trying. Let's look at some more:
                                Originally posted by mikey X View Post
                                why of course not, should you not learn all sides of the story and it actually has very little on worshiping satan
                                That sounds a lot like saying we should all read Antoinette LaVatory's little bookie-wookie.
                                Originally posted by mikey X View Post
                                you could read about it, exactly as i am saying, i did not say convert yourself then learn, i have read the bible and the satanic bible, i personally find the bible full of garbage. that is just me tho
                                Yep, you're trying to get us to read it.

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