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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10050
    #1

    Can a Christian who is not a Baptist go to Heaven?

    I got into a big debate about this with my neighbor, who is a Presbyterian. I am really hoping I don't have to see him and his annoying wife and kids in Heaven, but I know that's uncharitable of me.

    The Methodists who live across the street are OK, I guess.
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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775
      #2
      Re: Can a Christian who is not a Baptist go to Heaven?

      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
      I got into a big debate about this with my neighbor, who is a Presbyterian. I am really hoping I don't have to see him and his annoying wife and kids in Heaven, but I know that's uncharitable of me.

      The Methodists who live across the street are OK, I guess.
      When Jesus tells us not to throw pearls after swine (Matthew 7:6), He's speaking of wasting time preaching the gospel to those who are stuck in their sinful, spiritually swine-like ways, people who will take what they can and use it against good people. I think though, that He also means not to waste our sympathy on people who want to go to Hell. So you shouldn't feel bad about your neighbor who obviously doesn't want Salvation. Let them rot with Satan gnawing on their intestines. It's what they want anyway. And besides, giving people what they want can be charitable, too.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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        • FatherDougal
          Unsaved Trash, drunk papist scum
          • Jun 2013
          • 10
          #3
          Re: Can a Christian who is not a Baptist go to Heaven?

          So long as they hate the right people and are full of shame, I see no reason to think otherwise.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Can a Christian who is not a Baptist go to Heaven?

              I wasn't asking for opinions from kiddy-fiddling ring kissers.
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                • Phil Ander
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2016
                  • 626
                  #5
                  Re: Can a Christian who is not a Baptist go to Heaven?

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  I wasn't asking for opinions from kiddy-fiddling ring kissers.

                  There has been a flurry of posts from FD after a 4 year absence. Various explanations come to mind. "Just released from jail" seems to float to the top of the list.
                  58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.


                  Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61

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                    • FatherDougal
                      Unsaved Trash, drunk papist scum
                      • Jun 2013
                      • 10
                      #6
                      Re: Can a Christian who is not a Baptist go to Heaven?

                      Originally posted by Phil Ander View Post
                      There has been a flurry of posts from FD after a 4 year absence. Various explanations come to mind. "Just released from jail" seems to float to the top of the list.
                      The Church is very effective at keeping us out of prison

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22888
                          #7
                          Re: Can a Christian who is not a Baptist go to Heaven?

                          Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                          I got into a big debate about this with my neighbor, who is a Presbyterian. I am really hoping I don't have to see him and his annoying wife and kids in Heaven, but I know that's uncharitable of me.
                          I see it as realistic. We are Saved By Faith Alone - if you get the wrong "faith", you cannot be Saved.

                          The Methodists who live across the street are OK, I guess.
                          It was rumored that GWB was a Methodist - I never saw proof of this in his actions and rather think it was a lie by atheists and the "liberal left", as Methodists are reviled the world over.

                          Originally posted by FatherDougal View Post
                          The Church is very effective at keeping us out of prison
                          What's the recall policy for your offenses?
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                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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