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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22938

    #1

    Anti-Jihadist AI Software



    The Government Has an AI Designed to Identify Extremist Material Online

    The government has made a big deal about identifying extremist material online, and seems to be involved in an uphill battle to get online communities to take an interest. Now it's taking matters into its own hands, with an AI designed to identify Islamic State propaganda with a 99.995 per cent success rate.

    The tech uses machine learning and actually analyses the video content during the upload process, before it even gets published online. That way it can be dealt with immediately, rather than sitting around for 36 hours while the social networks sit on their hands pretending it's not there. It's also a huge improvement on the two hour window the government demanded last year, with the Home office reporting that the bot was able to detect 94 per cent of IS material with 99.995 per cent accuracy.
    This is also all very well and good because nobody wants to be led away from Jesus but had they contacted Landover, the Church could have licensed Landover's own "anti-heathen" Software package, "Minion Mangler" that runs under JesOS 10 x 64.

    Described as "supernatural" in its power, "Minion Mangler(tm)" also eradicates all Catholic, Anglican, Methodist, Pentecostal, Judaic, Orthodox, Amish, and Quaker propaganda and even includes anything to do so-called Native-American superstitions and Buddhism, Shinto and Hinduism including all references to Xherg-jaman, the sloth-headed god of the Ymini tribe of central Amazonia.

    Here is a demo:



    Note how Godliness wipes away all horror!
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
  • James Hutchins
    True Christian™
    Just a Regular Nice Guy
     
    • Jun 2009
    • 29457

    #2
    Re: Anti-Jihadist AI Software

    Brother Bathfire, is "Minion Mangler" part of the Gold and up Tithers 'protection package' and installed during the daily scan and update of the JesOS 10 x64?
    Not to be a complainer but the last time I got a DVD from Toms Computer over on Genesis Avenue (you know the place, in the old 'Holy Rollers' Bowling store) t had all sorts of things like AIM, which I still cannot get to work.
    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22938

      #3
      Re: Anti-Jihadist AI Software

      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
      Brother Bathfire, is "Minion Mangler" part of the Gold and up Tithers 'protection package' and installed during the daily scan and update of the JesOS 10 x64?
      It is only available as part of the "God's Elite" package as a free download. Do not be tempted into seeking "warez" - the last copy was found to have a copy of "What Happened?" passage of which infest your computer. (Price on application - Minion Mangler(tm) not the book!)
      Not to be a complainer but the last time I got a DVD from Toms Computer over on Genesis Avenue (you know the place, in the old 'Holy Rollers' Bowling store) t had all sorts of things like AIM, which I still cannot get to work.
      AIM...? Ah... You mean Abraham's Incense Minder ("for those days when it just does not smell right" as the ad says.)

      If you're still having trouble, I'll send a few Prayer Warriors over.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #4
        Re: Anti-Jihadist AI Software

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        It is only available as part of the "God's Elite" package as a free download. Do not be tempted into seeking "warez" - the last copy was found to have a copy of "What Happened?" passage of which infest your computer. (Price on application - Minion Mangler™ not the book!)
        AIM...? Ah... You mean Abraham's Incense Minder ("for those days when it just does not smell right" as the ad says.)

        If you're still having trouble, I'll send a few Prayer Warriors over.
        Thank you very much for the honest and straight forward answer. Many people I ask computer and other magic device questions only tell me incantations and devilspeak gibberish like this doozy
        %USERPROFILE%/AppData\Local\Packages\JesOs.StainedGlassWindows.C ontentDeliveryBabyInAManager_cw5n1h2txyewy\LocalSt ate\GiveAwayAssets\Ransome
        I'll contact the Church office and have them ask the Pastor for Divine Guidance.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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