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  • DannyB
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    • Nov 2009
    • 10

    #31
    Re: God Hates Fatties!

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Who is this "we"? Are you some sort of Brit royalty?
    "We" was in reference to to this community of Christian believers. lol, nope, but I'm Canadian

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22878

      #32
      Re: God Hates Fatties!

      Originally posted by DannyB View Post
      "We" was in reference to to this community of Christian believers.
      Mat:22:14 For many are called, but few are chosen.
      lol, nope, but I'm Canadian
      I'm so sorry... God gives us all a cross to bear.

      Anyhoo, what's this got to do with The Lord's displeasure with the obese?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #33
        Re: God Hates Fatties!

        Originally posted by DannyB View Post
        "We" was in reference to to this community of Christian believers. lol, nope, but I'm Canadian
        And are you a fattie as well? I've heard stories of you cannucks stuffing your gob with backbacon and whale blubber.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #34
          Re: God Hates Fatties!

          HERE's another example of unsaved tubbies throwing liberal tantrums and demanding special rights (like the queers, feminazis and uppity coons). A doctor could lose his license for telling an obese, sinful cow the God's honest truth!

          Eye doc may lose license after calling patient fat

          RALEIGH, N.C. – A North Carolina doctor could lose his medical license after a patient complained he made cutting criticisms, including telling her she was fat. The News & Observer of Raleigh reported the North Carolina Medical Board will decide if Dr. Earl Sunderhaus of Asheville overstepped the bounds of professional decency.

          The eye doctor's patient complained Sunderhaus poked her thigh and told her she is fat, and also scolded her as irresponsible for being unemployed and relying on taxpayers to pay for another pregnancy.

          Sunderhaus admitted he told the patient that her thick thighs and diabetes could cause her to go blind.

          He made his points again by writing the patient, Gov. Beverly Perdue and blasting the medical board.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #35
            Re: God Hates Fatties!

            HELLO!, Being fat will give you diabetes and make you go blind. Even I know that.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Professor Bessemer
              Professor of Creation Science at Landover University
              Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate
              Darwin's Worst Nightmare
              True Christian™
              • May 2009
              • 2952

              #36
              Re: God Hates Fatties!

              Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
              HELLO!, Being fat will give you diabetes and make you go blind. Even I know that.
              You are correct Brother Nobar. But as I discussed in this post, we should always refer to diseases that kill the unsaved with proper scientheistic language:



              The diabetes does often cause damage to the eyes of the unsaved, leading to the blindness.
              Professor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University


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              Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #37
                Re: God Hates Fatties!

                Originally posted by DannyB View Post
                So in a nutshell to what Capt. A. Portway is saying, if you sin God hates you. Which then means, that God pretty much hates anybody. So what you've done is since everyone is a sinner already, your just pointing out that 1 out of 3 sinners are now even "worse" sinners and are therefor going to hell. My question is do we really need thread after thread about each sin, and then labeling those people as sinners? and then why?
                I don't appreciate some unsaved dimwit coming into OUR forum telling ME what I am saying!

                God hates sinners like you. He doesn't hate the sinner any less than He hates the sin itself!

                On the other hand, God absolutely LOVES all of us, because we are SAVED! We are washed in the Blood of the Lamb and are therefore incapable of sin.

                I started this thread to point out to the fatasses of the world that they are mocking Jesus' temporary self-sacrifice be being disgusting tubs of goo. And I supported this fact with scripture. When you have scripture to back up the wrong-headed crap you seem to believe, go ahead and post it.

                I won't be holding my breath!
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                God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • Nobar King
                  Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                  Christ's Guardian
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 23748

                  #38
                  Re: God Hates Fatties!

                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #39
                    Re: God Hates Fatties!

                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Capt. Aaron Portway
                      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                      Salvation from Above
                      God's Favorite Pilot™
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2008
                      • 6309

                      #40
                      Re: God Hates Fatties!

                      Exactly Pastor! Imagine the enormous grease fire in Hell as over 800 lbs. of unsaved fat hits the Lake of Fire! Glory!

                      That false Christian thought that he could slide into Heaven by praying and begging God to cure him, all while he was mocking Jesus and His temporary sacrifice by stuffing his face and pooping in his chair. Serves him right!

                      What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?

                      For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.
                      1st Corinthians 6:19-20

                      And it won't be long until God damns his lard-ass wife as well I bet!
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                      Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • God's Cruzateher
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • May 2010
                        • 18

                        #41
                        Re: God Hates Fatties!

                        Originally posted by DannyB View Post
                        So in a nutshell to what Capt. A. Portway is saying, if you sin God hates you. Which then means, that God pretty much hates anybody. So what you've done is since everyone is a sinner already, your just pointing out that 1 out of 3 sinners are now even "worse" sinners and are therefor going to hell. My question is do we really need thread after thread about each sin, and then labeling those people as sinners? and then why?
                        And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for someone with the heft of of a pachyderm.


                        "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works."

                        Maybe the quoted scripture above will help you understand how to perfect yourself in the eyes of the Lord.

                        Once you've tasted perfection, jelly doughnuts seem rather bland.

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                        • Sidoain
                          Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
                          • Jul 2009
                          • 173

                          #42
                          Re: God Hates Fatties!

                          Seriously, thx for the laught. Why dont you guys wont why none of your true christian fat ppl didnt post in here? I mean, how disrespectful can you be to your followers.

                          Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                          I would like to say a prayer for Sister Victory:



                          Lord, please help Sister Victory in her battle against the demons of gluttony. May her dieting endeavors be as successful as the war in Iraq. If this cannot be, at least do something about her elbow cleavage. We praise your name. Amen.
                          Why don't you ask her to focus at the gym every days before its too late instead?

                          You say god hate Africa because they spread aids. You say he hate Iceland and some other countries for some few problems. Why dont you say that god hate America because its the country with the most fatty's. Their fast food restorant have the most calories.

                          Because of america, we now have porno website with fat woman made for men who like fatty woman's over the skinny one(I am one of them). For reason like the bigger a woman is, the bigger features she have like their silhouettes. As a result, more woman wish to become fat only to attract these men. Some woman from other countries wish to pay a visit to America only to go back in their country as fatty woman to attract men.
                          Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                          • Sidoain
                            Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 173

                            #43
                            Re: God Hates Fatties!

                            Seriously, thx for the laught. Why dont you guys wont why none of your true christian fat ppl didnt post in here? I mean, how disrespectful can you be to your followers.

                            Originally posted by Old Man Hatchet View Post
                            I would like to say a prayer for Sister Victory:



                            Lord, please help Sister Victory in her battle against the demons of gluttony. May her dieting endeavors be as successful as the war in Iraq. If this cannot be, at least do something about her elbow cleavage. We praise your name. Amen.
                            Why don't you ask her to focus at the gym every days before its too late instead?

                            You say god hate Africa because they spread aids. You say he hate Iceland and some other countries for some few problems. Why dont you say that god hate America because its the country with the most fatty's. Their fast food restorant have the most calories.

                            Because of america, we now have porno website with fat woman made for men who like fatty woman's over the skinny one(I am one of them). For reason like the bigger a woman is, the bigger features she have like their silhouettes. As a result, more woman wish to become fat only to attract these men. Some woman from other countries wish to pay a visit to America only to go back in their country as fatty woman to attract men.
                            Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #44
                              Re: God Hates Fatties!

                              You think you're so important you had to say it twice?

                              Anyway better a fat True Christian(TM) than a damned Quebecer. Talking about diet, don't you have some poutine, cretons and tarte au sucure to scarf down?
                              Drama queen

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                              • Sidoain
                                Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 173

                                #45
                                Re: God Hates Fatties!

                                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                                You think you're so important you had to say it twice?

                                Anyway better a fat True Christian™ than a damned Quebecer. Talking about diet, don't you have some poutine, cretons and tarte au sucure to scarf down?
                                Poutine dont make you fat in my country. Cretons, never heard of that. I am an Haitian and i usually eat rice mixed with all kind of legume and green, brown or black peas sauce. We even have our haitian fast restoration in Quebec where even plenty of white folks come often when they are tired of eating the bad fast foods.

                                BTW, Quebec and United stats in term of fast food, is not comparable at all. When i 1st got to new york, 1st fast food i got to was MacDonald. Your burgers are so much greasy compared to ours. Most of you Americans are use to it so you keep eating your fast food, but i was not, so i stopped eating them from your country. Then, i tried pizza and it was worst. I never knew pizza could make you fat until i got to new york.

                                So once again, i come to the point, why don't you guys say that god hate America instead of pointing everything ywrong in bunch of separated threads?
                                Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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