[Off Base]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

God Hates Me,

t*sticles, t*sticles, t*sticles... What is this perverse fascination you have with the dangling duplex of the unborn?

Does your depravity have no end!?

Would you rather she be facinated with other women?

I'd suggest that we both become lesbians except that I don't like girls that way. Anyway, I have a date tonight and, if things go as planned, I'll be having a *very* good time with him.

Fornication is fun.

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

What makes us so great is that GOD created us first, and THEN woman, who was created FOR us.

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. -1 Timothy 2:12

actually god fucked up on man so he did the woman and made her perfect

Lillith came before eve too so man got all pissed off... its the whole male ego kicking in "she didnt dump me I DUMPED HER" lie thats still heard to this day... she just fucked off cause Adam was a loser

[Ebenezer Wright]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

actually god piffleed up on man so he did the woman and made her perfect

Lillith came before eve too so man got all pissed off... its the whole male ego kicking in "she didnt dump me I DUMPED HER" lie thats still heard to this day... she just piffleed off cause Adam was a loser

I would love for you to show me some Biblical scripture to support your wacky claims.

[chinktroll]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

I would never EVER suggest to you that I am God! Do you think I am looking for a quick pass to hell just like you?

Denying is not a solution

[God Hates Me]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

I would love for you to show me some Biblical scripture to support your wacky claims.

and I would like a credible source for yours

[chinktroll]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

To return to the question, I have given it a little thought and:

• You should be intelligent enough to know you do not need logic but absolute faith
• You should know all the contradictions in the Bible and know why they are not contradictions.
• You should accept that ‘knowledge’ is advancing but that the wisdom of the Bible is timeless, inerrant and that ‘knowledge’ will always turn out to be wrong or in agreement with God’s Word.
• You should always support a fellow True Christian because his knowledge, which has the same source as yours, is as great as yours.
• You should accept that Pastors are always correct and that any perceived error is yours and not theirs.
• You should help others understand the compassion required of a True Christian yet give no quarter in rebuking the Unsaved.
• You must accept that all Unsaved Trash are infested with myriad and diverse sins and that you must speak boldly as to what those sins might be and expose them to create shame and thus repentance.
• You should despise and seek the destruction of all false religions (including false Christians) and their adherents yet strive to show the beauty, calm and peace of God’s True Ways to secure souls for Salvation.
• You should have a view of morality that allows for no other view than that expressed by God in KJV 1611.
• You should have the good sense to admit God is rightly mysterious and that the answers, “God did it.” or “It is God’s Plan” can never be unsatisfactory.
• You should have the fortitude to withstand the satanic outpourings of Unsaved Trash, your shield is your deep Faith, your sword is the Bible and your fortress is God and True Christendom.
• You should be certain that America is God’s Favorite Country, American is the only language worth speaking, Landover is God’s Favorite Church and that Theocracy is God’s Favorite Government. You must work unquestioningly to support all these.
• Most important is the genuine aura of humility that must be yours throughout.

There will be others I may have omitted.

Knowledge is power.

To return to the question, I have given it a little thought and:

• You should be certain that America is God’s Favorite Country, American is the only language worth speaking, Landover is God’s Favorite Church and that Theocracy is God’s Favorite Government.
  

There will be others I may have omitted.

No! That's jus tyou being an America's fanboy

[chinktroll]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

just you*

[slant wannabe]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

To return to the question, I have given it a little thought and:

• You should be certain that America is God’s Favorite Country, American is the only language worth speaking, Landover is God’s Favorite Church and that Theocracy is God’s Favorite Government.

Since when is American a language.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

just you*

What is with this racists attack friend? What have we ever done to you to deserve this hatred?