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    #46
    Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    God Hates Me,

    t*sticles, t*sticles, t*sticles... What is this perverse fascination you have with the dangling duplex of the unborn?

    Does your depravity have no end!?
    Would you rather she be facinated with other women?

    I'd suggest that we both become lesbians except that I don't like girls that way. Anyway, I have a date tonight and, if things go as planned, I'll be having a *very* good time with him.

    Fornication is fun.
    Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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    • God Hates Me
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Sep 2008
      • 72

      #47
      Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

      Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
      What makes us so great is that GOD created us first, and THEN woman, who was created FOR us.

      But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. -1 Timothy 2:12

      actually god fucked up on man so he did the woman and made her perfect

      Lillith came before eve too so man got all pissed off... its the whole male ego kicking in "she didnt dump me I DUMPED HER" lie thats still heard to this day... she just fucked off cause Adam was a loser

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      • Ebenezer Wright
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        • Jul 2008
        • 1021

        #48
        Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

        Originally posted by God Hates Me View Post
        actually god piffleed up on man so he did the woman and made her perfect

        Lillith came before eve too so man got all pissed off... its the whole male ego kicking in "she didnt dump me I DUMPED HER" lie thats still heard to this day... she just piffleed off cause Adam was a loser
        I would love for you to show me some Biblical scripture to support your wacky claims.
        Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

        Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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        • chinktroll
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          • Sep 2008
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          #49
          Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

          Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
          I would never EVER suggest to you that I am God! Do you think I am looking for a quick pass to hell just like you?
          Denying is not a solution

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          • God Hates Me
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            • Sep 2008
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            #50
            Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

            Originally posted by Ebenezer Wright View Post
            I would love for you to show me some Biblical scripture to support your wacky claims.

            and I would like a credible source for yours

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            • chinktroll
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              • Sep 2008
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              #51
              Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              To return to the question, I have given it a little thought and:
              • You should be intelligent enough to know you do not need logic but absolute faith
              • You should know all the contradictions in the Bible and know why they are not contradictions.
              • You should accept that ‘knowledge’ is advancing but that the wisdom of the Bible is timeless, inerrant and that ‘knowledge’ will always turn out to be wrong or in agreement with God’s Word.
              • You should always support a fellow True Christian because his knowledge, which has the same source as yours, is as great as yours.
              • You should accept that Pastors are always correct and that any perceived error is yours and not theirs.
              • You should help others understand the compassion required of a True Christian yet give no quarter in rebuking the Unsaved.
              • You must accept that all Unsaved Trash are infested with myriad and diverse sins and that you must speak boldly as to what those sins might be and expose them to create shame and thus repentance.
              • You should despise and seek the destruction of all false religions (including false Christians) and their adherents yet strive to show the beauty, calm and peace of God’s True Ways to secure souls for Salvation.
              • You should have a view of morality that allows for no other view than that expressed by God in KJV 1611.
              • You should have the good sense to admit God is rightly mysterious and that the answers, “God did it.” or “It is God’s Plan” can never be unsatisfactory.
              • You should have the fortitude to withstand the satanic outpourings of Unsaved Trash, your shield is your deep Faith, your sword is the Bible and your fortress is God and True Christendom.
              • You should be certain that America is God’s Favorite Country, American is the only language worth speaking, Landover is God’s Favorite Church and that Theocracy is God’s Favorite Government. You must work unquestioningly to support all these.
              • Most important is the genuine aura of humility that must be yours throughout.


              There will be others I may have omitted.
              Knowledge is power.
              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              To return to the question, I have given it a little thought and:
              • You should be certain that America is God’s Favorite Country, American is the only language worth speaking, Landover is God’s Favorite Church and that Theocracy is God’s Favorite Government.


              There will be others I may have omitted.
              No! That's jus tyou being an America's fanboy

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              • chinktroll
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                • Sep 2008
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                #52
                Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

                just you*

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                • slant wannabe
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                  • Sep 2008
                  • 12

                  #53
                  Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  To return to the question, I have given it a little thought and:
                  • You should be certain that America is God’s Favorite Country, American is the only language worth speaking, Landover is God’s Favorite Church and that Theocracy is God’s Favorite Government.

                  Since when is American a language.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
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                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #54
                    Re: How To Become a 'True Christian' Member?

                    Originally posted by ---光--- View Post
                    just you*
                    What is with this racists attack friend? What have we ever done to you to deserve this hatred?

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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