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[God Hates Me]

Then stop with your holier-than-thou attitude because you're obviously not... slap yourself across the face and you'll feel the same thing us godless heretic scum feel

Really You, sir, are part of the hundreds people who need their balls removed and shown to them, as proof that it doesnt make them any better than Women, Children and in your case any animal really walking the earth

You think you have the right to run around, with nothing else but a book written and translated 50 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 0 0 00 0 0 0 times from Hebrew to goatfucker and to english and then to 5 other forms of english... and lets not forget the 100 versions and thousands of interpretations

while there have been religions existing BEFORE christianity, that Christianity stole from to appeal to the masses, that have more history (and that makes more sense than a god that hates everything) and wants to see children killed for not saying "amen" after they are beat to an inch of their lives

and get this though you skulls, if there is a god and he/she hasnt let himself/herself known, it might be for the simple reason that he/she wants us to live our lives and not spend the time WE KNOW we have here on earth on our knees begging for forgiveness because we heard this band in someone elses earphones on the bus... and certainly hasnt put children in the middle of freaks who would MURDER their own flesh and blood because they heard voices saying their "god" hated them...

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Title change HA funny... cant take it for what it is can you? opinions are smacked out of people I guess...

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Title change HA funny... cant take it for what it is can you? opinions are smacked out of people I guess...

Quite the opposite, I think this post has been well defined by the title change and it now has a good warning certificate before people read it.

You make no sense, come up with some scripture that you feel like the good folk of Landover aren't in accordance with and then you might have some relevant input to give.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Then stop with your holier-than-thou attitude because you're obviously not... slap yourself across the face and you'll feel the same thing us godless heretic scum feel

Yes, I understand that you, “godless heretic scum” do indeed feel as if you have been slapped in the face, and well you should!

Really You, sir, are part of the hundreds people who need their balls removed and shown to them, as proof that it doesnt make them any better than Women, Children and in your case any animal really walking the earth

I hate to bring up inconsistencies at a time like this, but why would turning a person into a eunuch be demonstrative of the point you make?

I would refer you to George M. Lamsa’s commentary in “More Light on the Gospel,” Garden City, NY: Doubleday, 1968, (I assume you are familiar with this work?) in his commentary on Mat 19:11-12 (page 29):

“Jesus' saying [discouraging divorce] does not apply to every man, because some are eunuchs, who are not fit to be married. In Matt. 19:7, he points out that there are cases where a woman can divorce her husband on the grounds of incapability, because, as we have said, there are some men who are born eunuchs, some who have made themselves eunuchs, and others who were made eunuchs by force. The Church of the East grants divorces on such grounds. The author of this article was appointed to examine such cases and report to Church authorities. There are also women who are not sexually normal to be married. In such cases both men and women can apply for divorce.”

I hope that explains people in your condition.

You think you have the right to run around, with nothing else but a book written and translated [many] times [from many languages] and lets not forget the 100 versions and thousands of interpretations.

Indeed, we must never forget that KJV1611 is the inerrant Word of God and all other translations are inspired by Satan. Thank you for making the point.

while there have been religions existing BEFORE christianity,

I’m sure, with mature reflection, you see that, as God Created the Earth 6,000 years ago, there could have been no religion before Him because there was no universe and no people to praise Him.

[…]and that makes more sense than a god that hates everything) and wants to see children killed for not saying "amen" after they are beat to an inch of their lives

God has a plan and it is not for us to question it – This is the very essence of True Christianity

if there is a god and he/she hasnt let himself/herself known, it might be for the simple reason that he/she wants us to live our lives

I see you do accept that God has a plan!

[…]on earth on our knees begging for forgiveness because we heard this band in someone elses earphones on the bus..

I think it is most important that we have no part whatsoever in sin..

and certainly hasnt put children in the middle of freaks who would MURDER their own flesh and blood because they heard voices saying their "god" hated them...

On the contrary, I would refer you to Judges 11:30 – 40*, in which God clearly accepts the human sacrifice made when Jephthah burnt his daughter alive. This is part of God’s Plan – you should accept it gratefully instead of ranting. You will never get to heaven if you carry on like that.

*J'g:11:30: And Jephthah vowed a vow unto the LORD, and said, If thou shalt without fail deliver the children of Ammon into mine hands,
J'g:11:31: Then it shall be, that whatsoever cometh forth of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return in peace from the children of Ammon, shall surely be the LORD's, and I will offer it up for a burnt offering.
[…]
J'g:11:33: And he smote them from Aroer, even till thou come to Minnith, even twenty cities, and unto the plain of the vineyards, with a very great slaughter. Thus the children of Ammon were subdued before the children of Israel.
J'g:11:34: And Jephthah came to Mizpeh unto his house, and, behold, his daughter came out to meet him with timbrels and with dances: and she was his only child; beside her he had neither son nor daughter.
J'g:11:35: And it came to pass, when he saw her, that he rent his clothes, and said, Alas, my daughter! thou hast brought me very low, and thou art one of them that trouble me: for I have opened my mouth unto the LORD, and I cannot go back.
J'g:11:36: And she said unto him, My father, if thou hast opened thy mouth unto the LORD, do to me according to that which hath proceeded out of thy mouth; forasmuch as the LORD hath taken vengeance for thee of thine enemies, even of the children of Ammon.
J'g:11:37: And she said unto her father, Let this thing be done for me: let me alone two months, that I may go up and down upon the mountains, and bewail my virginity, I and my fellows.
J'g:11:38: And he said, Go. And he sent her away for two months: and she went with her companions, and bewailed her virginity upon the mountains.
J'g:11:39: And it came to pass at the end of two months, that she returned unto her father, who did with her according to his vow which he had vowed: and she knew no man. And it was a custom in Israel,
J'g:11:40: That the daughters of Israel went yearly to lament the daughter of Jephthah the Gileadite four days in a year.

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Quite the opposite, I think this post has been well defined by the title change and it now has a good warning certificate before people read it.

You make no sense, come up with some scripture that you feel like the good folk of Landover aren't in accordance with and then you might have some relevant input to give.

Gospel of God Hates me 2:13: Thou shalt not question thy woman because she is perfect. Woman is man 2.0

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Yes, I understand that you, “godless heretic scum” do indeed feel as if you have been slapped in the face, and well you should!

If you didnt understand what I meant, I meant that you, oh Holy God that knows everything, and has had a better god come to you and say things like "Pagans are ewwy" were to slap yourself across you on holy face would feel the same pain anyone else that would do that well, would... you are no better than anyone or anything...

I hate to bring up inconsistencies at a time like this, but why would turning a person into a eunuch be demonstrative of the point you make?

Getting rid of that weakness would probably make you realize that you were worthless...

Indeed, we must never forget that KJV1611 is the inerrant Word of God and all other translations are inspired by Satan. Thank you for making the point.

No man wrote and translated the bible not god... the bible is a Harry Potter Book... and thing man didnt like were left out and others added... this is why everything is a horrible clusterfuck rightnow

I’m sure, with mature reflection, you see that, as God Created the Earth 6,000 years ago, there could have been no religion before Him because there was no universe and no people to praise Him.
God has a plan and it is not for us to question it – This is the very essence of True Christianity
I see you do accept that God has a plan!

I dont beleive in your god... plain and simple, but IF there was one it would be the logical plan... unless you are willing to admit god doesnt have a brain, this is a point you HAVE to give me

and 6000 years ago? how sad... read a book... other than the bible...

I think it is most important that we have no part whatsoever in sin.. On the contrary, I would refer you to Judges 11:30 – 40*, in which God clearly accepts the human sacrifice made when Jephthah burnt his daughter alive. This is part of God’s Plan – you should accept it gratefully instead of ranting. You will never get to heaven if you carry on like that.

Again... you werent there... all I see is schizophrenia at its finest

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Gospel of God Hates me 2:13: Thou shalt not question thy woman because she is perfect. Woman is man 2.0

I suggest you study well these verses. Therein is the order of things. Man is the first created and woman of him to help him.

Ge:2:8: And the LORD God planted a garden eastward in Eden; and there he put the man whom he had formed.
Ge:2:18: And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.
Ge:2:20: And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
Ge:2:21: And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof;
Ge:2:22: And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
Ge:2:23: And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

Man is formed by God alone; woman is formed of Man by God. Woman is therefore the lesser.

There is serious theological argument as to whether women have a soul.

It is clear women have diminished intelligence, otherwise they would have been suspicious of a talking snake. Man on the other hand is honest, intelligent, strong, kind, brave, hard-working, good, loyal and trusting and was lead astray by woman.

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goatpiffleer

What's goatpiffleer? Is it something to Eat? Maybe like a nice Veal or Lamb dish?

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I suggest you study well these verses. Therein is the order of things. Man is the first created and woman of him to help him.

Man is formed by God alone; woman is formed of Man by God. Woman is therefore the lesser.

There is serious theological argument as to whether women have a soul.

It is clear women have diminished intelligence, otherwise they would have been suspicious of a talking snake. Man on the other hand is honest, intelligent, strong, kind, brave, hard-working, good, loyal and trusting and was lead astray by woman.

Cause man couldnt be halfassed to do anything right and needed the woman to help him wipe his own ass cause he didnt know what TP was for or change the roll for that matter... she kicked him in the balls and left him to die too Lillith FTW

Man was made By god, But woman was made by both man and god? prooves it took alot of help to get it right this time...

I have a soul and its going to hell.. if hell does even exist because well yeah its in the bible and I dont beleive in it

and keep that male ego in check... men are coward, lie their asses off, do dumb shit all the time, cheaters *alot of them anyway*

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Cause man couldnt be halfassed to do anything right and needed the woman to help him wipe his own ass cause he didnt know what TP was for or change the roll for that matter... she kicked him in the balls and left him to die too Lillith FTW

Man was made By god, But woman was made by both man and god? prooves it took alot of help to get it right this time...

Silly girl, that doesn't mean that woman is man 2.0; that means that woman is at best a second-generation fax of man:

1 Cor. 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover [his] head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

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Silly girl, that doesn't mean that woman is man 2.0; that means that woman is at best a second-generation fax of man:

1 Cor. 11:7 For a man indeed ought not to cover [his] head, forasmuch as he is the image and glory of God: but the woman is the glory of the man.

Quote from a book written by a MAN with a big ego means nothing to me

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Quote from a book written by a MAN with a big ego means nothing to me

You mean Anton Ego? I think he might be in on RA8 also

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Quote from a book written by a MAN with a big ego means nothing to me

Your feminazi babbling means nothing to Jesus, except as part of the reason why He will drop-kick you into the lake of fire. Have fun, and say hi to Andrea Dworkin for us.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Like most women, you have an awful lot to say but don't make the best of your words - you tend to "go on a bit." (It can be charming sometimes, but here we are serious.)

Now there just is not the bandwidth to turn aside each gobet of spit that you have spewed into Baby Jesus's Perfectly Formed Face, but I'll just hit a few of the higher points:

Getting rid of that weakness would probably make you realize that you were worthless...

Surely if I got rid of a weakness, I’d become stronger and realize my increased value? (Really, ladies should not task their pretty brains with hard thoughts like this!)

No man wrote and translated the bible not god

Are you trying to write out a list of errands whilst you reply? I distinctly wrote that God dictated the Bible so that it would be right.

I dont beleive in your god... plain and simple,

which is why Jesus brought you here.

but IF there was one it would be the logical plan

There’s no easy way to put it – what is logical to God is unlikely to appear logical to a woman – He’s not too interested in matching outfits…

Cause man couldnt be halfassed to do anything right and needed the woman to help him wipe his own ass cause he didnt know what TP was for or change the roll for that matter... she kicked him in the balls and left him to die too Lillith FTW

Lilith?

Man was made By god, But woman was made by both man and god?

I know your brain is a bit scatty, and your probably more thinking about what your husband needs washing and ironing, but you really must concentrate when a man writes to you. I wrote that woman was made of Man by God.

I have a soul and its going to hell.. if hell does even exist because well yeah its in the bible and I dont beleive in it

This makes no sense – I’m sure you’re very pretty though, and for a woman that is most important.

and keep that male ego in check... men are coward, lie their asses off, do dumb shit all the time, cheaters *alot of them anyway*

My experience is that women think these things because they do not have the God Given intellect to understand the ease with which men cut through the mess and simply solve problems.

Young lady, I think it is time to give up a few coffee mornings and start Bible Study classes!

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Your feminazi babbling means nothing to Jesus, except as part of the reason why He will drop-kick you into the lake of fire. Have fun, and say hi to Andrea Dworkin for us.

OR you'll eventually die and turn into dust like everyone else