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  • Satan Sucks!
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 1
    #1

    Salutations!

    I came across this forum, and, being Christian myself, decided to come here and praise Jesus and God.

    God bless you all, have a nice day, and praise God for allowing this forum to exist.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22878
      #2
      Re: Salutations!

      Originally posted by Satan Sucks! View Post
      I came across this forum, and, being Christian myself, decided to come here and praise Jesus and God.

      God bless you all, have a nice day, and praise God for allowing this forum to exist.
      Was that it?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Matthew Gabriel
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Sep 2008
          • 22
          #3
          Re: Salutations!

          Yes, it appears so.
          We do not allow this space to be used for the dissemination of atheistic nazi propaganda. KJV Scripture is more appropriate. --Admin

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            • Capt. Aaron Portway
              One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
              Salvation from Above
              God's Favorite Pilot™
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2008
              • 6309
              #4
              Re: Salutations!

              Originally posted by Matthew Gabriel View Post
              Yes, it appears so.
              You need to introduce yourself here son, don't just start posting willy nilly. We know nothing about you! And I'm not sure what to think about your signature. It's awfully secular.
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              Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



              God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



              Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                • Sister Noddy
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2007
                  • 1843
                  #5
                  Re: Salutations!

                  Originally posted by Aaron Portway View Post

                  You need to introduce yourself here son, don't just start posting willy nilly. We know nothing about you! And I'm not sure what to think about your signature. It's awfully secular.
                  You're absolutely right, Brother Aaron! He should include lots and lots of scripture in his signature, or quotes by JESUS' FAVORITE REPUBLICANS, or pictures of our Godly VICE PRESIDENT SARAH!
                  1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                  1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                  1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                  Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                  Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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