You people on here cant be real?

[Tommy the Wop]

Came across this site and reading post and replys on everything from Paul newman to beating wives, ect...this has to be a joke??? I'm a right wing guy, and a christian....but if this site is real, you people are the biggest fools ever. Worse than the far left.

[Marshall]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

First of all, nothing is worse than the far Left. Liberals are scum.

Secondly we are indeed real, as real as Jesus Christs love and as real as Gods power over everything. We are as real as the homosexuality that permeates Hellywood and the celebrity idiots who dwell there.

Now, have you accepted Jesus? You say you're a Christian but are you a TRUE Christian(TM)?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

Yes, loving Jesus is much worse than being a communist.

[Brother J.H.]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

There's a lot of folks out there that claims to be Christian, but the only ones that are real Christians are the ones that are like Jesus, and that's the Baptists. And that's just the way it is.

[Osambo 08]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

Came across this site and reading post and replys on everything from Paul newman to beating wives, ect...this has to be a joke??? I'm a right wing guy, and a christian....but if this site is real, you people are the biggest fools ever. Worse than the far left.

They don't represent Republicans very well. I'm a communist ,but I hope you have better manners than these people.


Welcome!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

TD2121; You’ll have to forgive our token Nigra – he gets put on moderation from time to time for his wild and outlandish posts. He is tolerated because his posts make God, GOP and Guns shine from the darkness of the Demoncrats.

Tell me, what do you think of our wonderful VeeP to be, Mrs Sarah Palin – isn’t she just what American wants? Do you think she’ll bring a modicum of theocracy to God’s Favorite Country (should, God forefend, Mr McCain be called to Glory?)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

We are as real as Our Lord Jesus Christ and as the lake of fire into which He will drop-kick anyone who doubts His Word. Our ministry is based solidly on the Holy King James Bible and should be taken every bit as seriously as the Bible itself deserves to be taken.

[Bob4God]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

What bothers me is the number of posts that newbies make asking if we are for real or just a joke.

What has the world come to when the one TRUTH is confused for a joke?

Come quickly JESUS!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

What bothers me is the number of posts that newbies make asking if we are for real or just a joke.

What has the world come to when the one TRUTH is confused for a joke?

Come quickly JESUS!

Indeed, Brother. It shows our apostate society's inverted values system that we who follow the Bible as it is are considered to be a joke, while have-a-nice-day liberal "Christians" who rewrite Scripture to conform to their liberal lifestyle choices are taken seriously.

[Juliette]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

Tommy The Wop? What kind of homer-name is that?

Why don't you go to the introduction forum first and introduce yourself properly my lady?

But Ontopic.

Us not real? Baby Jesus will make you suffer for this.

You even failed to mention your favorite KJV Bible verse.

[SamsonsBrother]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

The KJV is a great read for sure. If you like 16th century Elizabethian English, it if terrific! But if you desire accurate translation from the original Hebrew and Greek, you will go out and buy a nice New International Version! All the Seminar Professors I know acknowledge the truthfulness and accuracy of the NIV, and these are BAPTIST PROFESSORS.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

The KJV is a great read for sure. If you like 16th century Elizabethian English, it if terrific! But if you desire accurate translation from the original Hebrew and Greek, you will go out and buy a nice New International Version! All the Seminar Professors I know acknowledge the truthfulness and accuracy of the NIV, and these are BAPTIST PROFESSORS.

You know, every month some retard posts a complaint that KJV is not The Only True Word of God or that it is written in some language other than American or that subsequent versions (and I use the word loosely) of the Bible are “better”. And each month some True Christian™ has to plow through the same facts to tell the ‘tard how wrong he is. This is then followed by arguments from the ‘tard, who doesn’t know when he’s beat.

OK, put on your reading glasses and listen up boy:

• The first time any Holy Scripture was written down, it was The Word of God. Simple and pure, nothing added, nothing taken away.
• Over the years the Catlick Business Conglomerate, run by the Anti-Christ from The Vatican, altered it piece by piece, adding bits, taking bits away, changing the meaning of pieces, etc to serve their satanic purpose.
• Around the beginning of the 1600s, God became fed up with what the Catlix were doing, so He called upon King James to write the Eternal, Inerrant and True Bible according to His Word so that His meaning would be there for all time. King James was at that time king of the most powerful nation on earth but he could not do this great work personally, as he was busy being king, so God let him oversee the Holiest of Men who actually wrote down God’s Own Words.
• (Note that at this time the catlix were trying to have the fairy-tales of the Apocrypha included in KJV, but failed because God defeated them.)
• Now around this time God was speaking to the Pilgrim Fathers and giving them the Road Map to America and ensuring that their leaky boat made it to the USA.
• God did this so that He could establish a True Christian Theocracy in the wonderful New World (first having eradicated the heathen injuns who had pre-stolen the land that was to become USA.
• Once KJV1611 was written, it was a short time until The Pilgrim Fathers founded America and they naturally brought the KJV1611 with them as well as their language, which, now, by definition, was American and which was the language of the KJV (neat eh?)
• Meanwhile the papacy had always promised America to the catlick Spanish* and was annoyed with God for out-maneuvering him. He therefore set his dark minions the task of rewriting the Bible to fit in with the Mother of Whoredom’s business plan, which is to take over all the USA and have them worship satan.
• The pope continues to do this and organizes the publication of some bastard bible at regular intervals – No True Christian™ is ever fooled.

So now you see that KJV 1611 is the inerrant True Word of God and it is written in American and America is His favorite Country.

Let’s have no more argument!

*if the pope had had is way, you would be a beaner – so you’ve got a lot for which to thank God.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

Yes, don't take it seriously then turn out like Old Iron Cr*tch. I'm sure that's a fate children the world over dream of.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

The KJV is a great read for sure. If you like 16th century Elizabethian English, it if terrific! But if you desire accurate translation from the original Hebrew and Greek, you will go out and buy a nice New International Version! All the Seminar Professors I know acknowledge the truthfulness and accuracy of the NIV, and these are BAPTIST PROFESSORS.

The NIV is derived from the corrupted Latin Vulgate (the Catholic Bible), NOT the original Hebrew, Aramaic, and Greek (Textus Receptus).

Did you know that the people who wrote the NIV deleted verses that didn't agree with their corrupt theology?

According to Acts 8:37, what is the one requirement for Baptism? According to the KJV, this is the answer, but according to the NIV, this is the answer: 'Acts 8:37' not found for version "New International Version".

The NIV translators believed in performing meaningless baptisms on infants, so they deleted the verse that states that belief is required for baptism.

I can give you many more examples like that.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Unfalsifiable]

Re: You people on here cant be real?

How can these "baptist professors" teach a Bible that has been edited as to no longer require the proper baptism?