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  • Off Base
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    • Sep 2008
    • 116

    #1

    The bitch is back!

    Yeah, I know you think of me as a bitch. Bite me, whatever.

    Moderation. That's.... just pathetic. You disagree with someone, so you don't let them post? Just gonna live in your own little sad, pathetic little bubble, hiding away from the rest of society and the modern world, trying to figure out a way to kiss Jesus ass, right? What a waste of time!

    Me, I had fun. I wasn't going to tell you about it (at least not in detail) but while on moderation, I spent alot of time fornicating! Yay fornication! Geeze, I don't know if I'll officially be dating him or if he's just going to be a fukk buddy, but if he's just a fukk buddy, man, is he ever a good one! He really knows how to work his tounge!

    (BTW- I have no intention of marrying him, either. I'm still going to have lots of fun sex with him.)

    Anyway, you losers can go get all pissy over how somebody else decides to live his or her life and I'll go have fun.
    Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
  • Osambo 08
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Sep 2008
    • 671

    #2
    Re: The bitch is back!

    Originally posted by Off Base View Post
    Yeah, I know you think of me as a bitch. Bite me, whatever.

    Moderation. That's.... just pathetic. You disagree with someone, so you don't let them post? Just gonna live in your own little sad, pathetic little bubble, hiding away from the rest of society and the modern world, trying to figure out a way to kiss Jesus ass, right? What a waste of time!

    Me, I had fun. I wasn't going to tell you about it (at least not in detail) but while on moderation, I spent alot of time fornicating! Yay fornication! Geeze, I don't know if I'll officially be dating him or if he's just going to be a fukk buddy, but if he's just a fukk buddy, man, is he ever a good one! He really knows how to work his tounge!

    (BTW- I have no intention of marrying him, either. I'm still going to have lots of fun sex with him.)

    Anyway, you losers can go get all pissy over how somebody else decides to live his or her life and I'll go have fun.
    Yeah,moderation wasn't fun because they kept modifying or blocking my posts.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: The bitch is back!

      Originally posted by Off Base View Post
      Me, I had fun. I wasn't going to tell you about it (at least not in detail) but while on moderation, I spent alot of time fornicating! Yay fornication! Geeze, I don't know if I'll officially be dating him or if he's just going to be a fukk buddy, but if he's just a fukk buddy, man, is he ever a good one! He really knows how to work his tounge!
      So you're going to live a life of fornication and an act that was technically sodomy until those unelected liberal activist justices cursed us with Lawrence v. Texas. Then, when you die of an STD, you can spend eternity in the lake of fire. If that's what makes you happy, then go for it, dear.

      Originally posted by Osambo 08 View Post
      Yeah,moderation wasn't fun because they kept modifying or blocking my posts.
      Try saying something useful once in a great while.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #4
        Re: The bitch is back!

        You need to provide photographs and detailed written descriptions of this activity so that Herr Doktor can properly diagnose your condition.


        Originally posted by Off Base View Post
        Yeah, I know you think of me as a bitch. Bite me, whatever.

        Moderation. That's.... just pathetic. You disagree with someone, so you don't let them post? Just gonna live in your own little sad, pathetic little bubble, hiding away from the rest of society and the modern world, trying to figure out a way to kiss Jesus ass, right? What a waste of time!

        Me, I had fun. I wasn't going to tell you about it (at least not in detail) but while on moderation, I spent alot of time fornicating! Yay fornication! Geeze, I don't know if I'll officially be dating him or if he's just going to be a fukk buddy, but if he's just a fukk buddy, man, is he ever a good one! He really knows how to work his tounge!

        (BTW- I have no intention of marrying him, either. I'm still going to have lots of fun sex with him.)

        Anyway, you losers can go get all pissy over how somebody else decides to live his or her life and I'll go have fun.


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: The bitch is back!

          Originally posted by Off Base View Post
          Yeah, I know you think of me as a bitch. Bite me, whatever.

          Moderation. That's.... just pathetic. You disagree with someone, so you don't let them post? Just gonna live in your own little sad, pathetic little bubble, hiding away from the rest of society and the modern world, trying to figure out a way to kiss Jesus ass, right? What a waste of time!
          You may not have noticed, since you're only here to spout off your inane idiocy, but there are plenty of people on this forum with whom we do not agree. Some are members.

          "Father" Thomas Martin and "Father" Maurice Lester are both Godless Papists. On moderation? Nope, they're Members.

          Rachael van Hellthing is a witch. On moderation? No. A Member.

          Why?

          Because they don't spout vulgarities and lies about Jesus. They recognize that this is a Christian Church forum, not Gamertard Central, and not a Homosexual pick-up joint. They discuss their areas of disagreement intelligently, instead of trying to shout down the Word of God.

          Maybe if you could behave like a grownup, you'd not find yourself on moderation.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Off Base
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            • Sep 2008
            • 116

            #6
            Re: The bitch is back!

            Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
            So you're going to live a life of fornication and an act that was technically sodomy until those unelected liberal activist justices cursed us with Lawrence v. Texas. Then, when you die of an STD, you can spend eternity in the lake of fire. If that's what makes you happy, then go for it, dear.
            Well, like I said, he's great with his tounge, so I won't be getting any STD's from that activity. It's lots of fun, too. I mean, if he does it to me, I have to go down on him, too, but I don't mind.

            However, that doesn't mean I don't have standard sex, too. We use condoms for that. Maybe I should stop using them just so I can get an abortion when I get pregnant. Not that I want to, but me telling you I got one would probably piss you people off like nothing else, wouldn't it?
            Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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            • Talitha
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              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2025
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: The bitch is back!

              Originally posted by Off Base View Post
              Well, like I said, he's great with his tounge, ..................Blah Blah Blah........................

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #8
                Re: The bitch is back!

                Originally posted by Talitha View Post
                I was thinking more along the lines of:


                And at least an infraction for the filthy talk! OffBase, you are a sick, disgusting slut who is going to BURN for all eternity!
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                • Joshua Brooks
                  Christ Certified Ex-Negro - A white man's white man
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2007
                  • 257

                  #9
                  Re: The bitch is back!

                  Originally posted by Off Base View Post
                  Yeah, I know you think of me as a bitch. Bite me, whatever.

                  Moderation. That's.... just pathetic. You disagree with someone, so you don't let them post? Just gonna live in your own little sad, pathetic little bubble, hiding away from the rest of society and the modern world, trying to figure out a way to kiss Jesus ass, right? What a waste of time!

                  Me, I had fun. I wasn't going to tell you about it (at least not in detail) but while on moderation, I spent alot of time fornicating! Yay fornication! Geeze, I don't know if I'll officially be dating him or if he's just going to be a fukk buddy, but if he's just a fukk buddy, man, is he ever a good one! He really knows how to work his tounge!

                  (BTW- I have no intention of marrying him, either. I'm still going to have lots of fun sex with him.)

                  Anyway, you losers can go get all pissy over how somebody else decides to live his or her life and I'll go have fun.
                  One has to wonder why you bothered to return her to inform us that you are living in sin. You aren't a True Christian© so it was already self evident that you were, more than likely, a wanton trollop. But I guess I should thank you for affirming our faith in our own ability to judge the character of unbelievers.

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                  • Brother Enoch
                    The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                    True Christian™
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 4392

                    #10
                    Re: The bitch is back!

                    Originally posted by Off Base View Post
                    Yeah, I know you think of me as a bitch. Bite me, whatever.

                    Moderation. That's.... just pathetic. You disagree with someone, so you don't let them post? Just gonna live in your own little sad, pathetic little bubble, hiding away from the rest of society and the modern world, trying to figure out a way to kiss Jesus ass, right? What a waste of time!

                    Me, I had fun. I wasn't going to tell you about it (at least not in detail) but while on moderation, I spent alot of time fornicating! Yay fornication! Geeze, I don't know if I'll officially be dating him or if he's just going to be a fukk buddy, but if he's just a fukk buddy, man, is he ever a good one! He really knows how to work his tounge!

                    (BTW- I have no intention of marrying him, either. I'm still going to have lots of fun sex with him.)

                    Anyway, you losers can go get all pissy over how somebody else decides to live his or her life and I'll go have fun.

                    My Eskimo wife's retarded half-brother is looking for someone now that Dogspit is gone. He must be good with his tongue since he's covered in drool all the time. You game? PM me.

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                    • Off Base
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                      • Sep 2008
                      • 116

                      #11
                      Re: The bitch is back!

                      Originally posted by Brother Avatar View Post
                      My Eskimo wife's retarded half-brother is looking for someone now that Dogspit is gone. He must be good with his tongue since he's covered in drool all the time. You game? PM me.
                      Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that. Not interested in dating retarded guys and, besides, this guy, I guess, is kinda turning into a boyfriend, so why would I need someone else?

                      Not that I would expect any of you to even know what a real man is.
                      Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78552

                        #12
                        Re: The bitch is back!

                        Originally posted by Off Base View Post
                        Not that I would expect any of you to even know what a real man is.
                        REAL Men worship Jesus.

                        Real women shut up and do as they're told.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Capt. Aaron Portway
                          One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                          Salvation from Above
                          God's Favorite Pilot™
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 6309

                          #13
                          Re: The bitch is back!

                          Originally posted by Off Base View Post
                          Yeah, I'm gonna pass on that. Not interested in dating retarded guys and, besides, this guy, I guess, is kinda turning into a boyfriend, so why would I need someone else?
                          I wouldn't put it past a slut like you to take on a whole football team! Most sex-hungry whores like yourself need more and more to satisfy their desensitized nether regions. It won't be long until there is a line out your door, one pervert after another waiting for sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, and up into infinity as your stretched and insatiable parts beg for ever more perverse "filling"!
                          Originally posted by Off Base View Post
                          Not that I would expect any of you to even know what a real man is.
                          Real men don't "feast on the yeast" as they say. Sex is not for pleasure you little slattern, it is for procreation alone. Some near-homo lapping away "down there" is technically Sodomy harlot! Did you know that? The same as a man doing another man. And just as soul-damning too.
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                          • Off Base
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 116

                            #14
                            Re: The bitch is back!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            REAL Men worship Jesus.

                            Real women shut up and do as they're told.
                            You have no idea what a real man is, do you?

                            A real man doesn't need to hit his girlfriend/wife/partner to get her/him to do what he wants. You encourage it.

                            A real man knows how to respect women. You treat them like sex/breeding slaves and household servants.

                            A real man is intelligent and can listen to other people. You automatically decide that anyone who doesn't believe like you is evil and must be ignored.

                            And, I should mention, a real woman wouldn't put up with half the crap you describe. My man decides to hit me and I'll be pulling a Loraina Bobbit on him when he goes to sleep.... and that's if I'm feeling nice.
                            Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

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                            • Ezekiel Bathfire
                              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                              Christ's Rottweiler
                               
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 22834

                              #15
                              Re: The bitch is back!

                              Originally posted by Off Base View Post
                              [...]A real man doesn't need to hit his girlfriend/[...]My man decides to hit me and I'll be pulling a Loraina Bobbit on him when he goes to sleep.... and that's if I'm feeling nice.
                              You know, I read that and I see someone who starts off saying that violence is unacceptable and ends with a gross act of sexual violence. You’re weird.



                              You need demons taking out of your head. Your reaction is an overreaction and I’m sure that Joo psychologist, Sigmund Freud, would have something to say about your proposed cold blooded revenge.

                              As I say, you’re weird, deeply weird.
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                              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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