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  • Hyper-Calvinist
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2008
    • 9

    #1

    How to assume the truth of the bible in debate...

    without sounding like a redneck idiot.

  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #2
    Re: How to assume the truth of the bible in debate...

    That guy isn't a redneck, he's just an idiot.

    Oh sorry, was that you posting?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #3
      Re: How to assume the truth of the bible in debate...

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      That guy isn't a redneck, he's just an idiot.

      Oh sorry, was that you posting?
      Talk about DYNAMIC! That guy could be the next Mel Gibson!

      I can't think of anything I rather watch than the top of a motionless bald guy's head while he doesn't look into the camera and drones on and on in monotone about EVILution!



      Post your non-videos elsewhere you Sodomite!
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      God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



      Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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      • Brother J.H.
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2008
        • 291

        #4
        Re: How to assume the truth of the bible in debate...

        blah, blah, blah, blah. I barely got past the first 10 seconds.
        http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22834

          #5
          Re: How to assume the truth of the bible in debate...

          “…accumulated it into my collective unconscious…”
          He doesn’t have a collective anything – he has an individual something and I doubt he is fully conscious.


          The boy has put himself into a match above his weight and class – he’s managed to get a technical knock-out on himself.


          Epic Fail!
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Juliette
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 705

            #6
            Re: How to assume the truth of the bible in debate...

            Why should I watch a video from someone who himself admits within 10 seconds that 'he hasn't read enough' on the topic he's posting the video about?

            Can one of the Pastors send a KJV 1611 - bible over to the poor guy?


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