[Brother Love]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

He ain't comin dressed up in NO black dress like thems Cathylicks wear! That would be an ABOMINATION cuz he'd be dressin' likes a WOMAN and that be a SIN! The LORD DON'T SIN. JeSuS is comin as a WARRIOR leadin and ARMY of ANGELS!!

[TwinkBoy]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

I voted for His wearing blood-drenched robes too - which, I imagine, He will slowly remove, standing before us naked ... clothed only in His Holy Wounds, oozing His eternal love for True Christians™. Perhaps then He will cast the bloody robes into Hell, where Lilith and Hellsinker await; having never bothered with anything as domestic as a washing machine during their earthly reign of terror, they will spend eternity trying to scrub Our Saviour's precious blood out of the cloth ... crying and wailing and gnashing their teeth, and gashing their knuckles on Hell's washboard ... which is, one assumes, made entirely of barbed wire; a marvel of Satan's evil technology.

I'm just a sweet transvestite frrrrrommmm Transsexual Transylvania...a...ha....a.............

Woooo...Mrs. Rogers...now that is MY kind of JESUS girl!! Slowly removing those old nasty sinful robes.....suggestively but not to bold.....HOTtttt........and then his NAKED body is REVEALED.....OH SO masculine and finely CUT....truly he is a creature to behold!! And ooozzzzinggggggg his eternal "love" for T.C.'s....goddddddddd............Are you sure Sista Rogers that you never wrote "Romance Novels"??? HA! I've got it!....I knew praising of your Jesus........JESUS IS HOT, HOT, HOT.....LMAO..............

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Run Mrs Rogers, run!!!!!

Twink, I thought you liked men?

[lilith]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Run Mrs Rogers, run!!!!!

Twink, I thought you liked men?

Iwill NOT say it!

Jeez! For an older,fa..um..generously built person Mrs R can move when she has to can't she!

[lilith]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Blechhh. There's no way those soiled drawers are coming within 50 miles of me! Blecchhh!! You're the xtian, Dean, you wash out the 'holy skidmarks'!!

And furthermore,would JC WANT any but Christian hands washing out his smalls?

I vote we volunteer Dean.

[Mrs. Rogers]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

Jeez! For an older,fa..um..generously built person Mrs R can move when she has to can't she!

How your words wound me, Lilith. I admit my backside is not as pert as yours; however, that is to be expected, as I am not in your line of work, whereby one is always clenching one's "glutes" and throwing one's legs over the shoulders of sailors. Indeed, when Judgement Day© arrives Jesus will take one look at my firm housework-honed biceps - and my friendly triceps, triceps that are always waving "hello" to fellow Baptists - and He will know that I am Saved©; be sure to take a good, hard look at my rear then, Lilith, as I turn my back on you and walk through the Pearly Gates ... my True Christian™ bottom may hang halfway down the back of my thighs, but it is a righteous bottom, and one which will not feel the terrible heat of Hellfire, nor be subject to the lustful attentions of Satan.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

How your words wound me, Lilith.

The horrid woman is just too insulting!

I admit my backside is not as pert as yours; however, that is to be expected, as I am not in your line of work, whereby one is always clenching one's "glutes" and throwing one's legs over the shoulders of sailors.

AHA! So she's a mugger then?

I guessed it all along.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

The horrid woman is just too insulting!

Hmm, you know, Pastor Al, I'm beginning to think you actually fancy her. But I'm guessing her type doesn't include 'religious nut'.....lol.

[lilith]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

How your words wound me, Lilith. I admit my backside is not as pert as yours; however, that is to be expected, as I am not in your line of work, whereby one is always clenching one's "glutes" and throwing one's legs over the shoulders of sailors. Indeed, when Judgement Day© arrives Jesus will take one look at my firm housework-honed biceps - and my friendly triceps, triceps that are always waving "hello" to fellow Baptists - and He will know that I am Saved©; be sure to take a good, hard look at my rear then, Lilith, as I turn my back on you and walk through the Pearly Gates ... my True Christian™ bottom may hang halfway down the back of my thighs, but it is a righteous bottom, and one which will not feel the terrible heat of Hellfire, nor be subject to the lustful attentions of Satan.

Oh gee Mrs R - that was a compliment to your truly amazing,nay,astonishing speed!

And I'll take your word for your ars..um..bottom being a righteous one....you do know you can have bum lifts now?

[lilith]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

I guessed it all along.

So Al,sweetie...HOW much dosh did you collect in tithes today then?

[neko-lear]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

personally I'd see him coming back in jeans and a tee shirt since that's basically what he came in the first time he showed up.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: What Will Jesus Wear?

personally I'd see him coming back in jeans and a tee shirt since that's basically what he came in the first time he showed up.

Can you provide chapter and verse in support of that statement, sinner?