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  • Turdhead
    Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
    • Oct 2008
    • 80

    #16
    Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    He's God. He doesn't need to sell Himself. He's not a hooker.

    Because He wants you to go to Hell.

    Could you make any less sense? That's like saying "he can't walk, but he's not a cripple".
    A few questions:

    If God wants me to go to hell why bother letting me live.

    And learning difficulties do not make him a burden he's just younger mentally than his actual age and struggles with reading/writing and understanding certain things.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22899

      #17
      Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

      Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
      If God wants me to go to hell why bother letting me live.
      God allows you to seek Salvation at any time up to your death. Regardless of what you do, right up until you buy the farm you can repent.

      And learning difficulties do not make him a burden he's just younger mentally than his actual age and struggles with reading/writing and understanding certain things.
      ... and when he is, say, 35 years old?
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Brother_Percy
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 1359

        #18
        Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        His brother is a spaz or mong of some sort, yet despite the brother's not being able to comprehend the Compassion of the Lord, Turdmion's undiluted pride makes him think that the brother is better than a True Christian.
        Well that explains a LOT! I wonder if his mother was raped by a incubus or succubi or some sort of demon, which would explain his mong brother ... or if these retarded 'genes' are 'genetic' (As science explains these things). ie. All his family may be retarded in some way or another. If that was the case, Turdmion would be part-demon too, which explains the abuse he posts to these forums. I find his posts are very offensive.

        Tell me, Turdmion, has your 'tard brother raped any children yet?

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        • Turdhead
          Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
          • Oct 2008
          • 80

          #19
          Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

          Considering he doesn't what sex is I doubt it and he is 15, also he is not a tard I believe that to be you, and btw your eyes look pretty demonic you sure you're not possesed?

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          • Brother_Percy
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 1359

            #20
            Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

            Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
            Considering he doesn't what sex is I doubt it and he is 15
            I hear retards start rapin' babies when they turn 9, so that's no excuse. Have you ever had unnatural urges towards small boys yourself? It's very common among retards to have these sick urges, usually for children who's actual age match their mental age and low IQ.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #21
              Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

              Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
              I doubt it I imagines it's pretty crowded down there, the ratio of true christains to unsaved trash being what it is, I'll probaly find someone I like even if I can't see, hear or speak to them.
              Popular depictions of Hell are an underground cavern with some fire around, where you can have fun if you dodge the demons.

              The Bible describes God's Hell as a vast lake of fire, which burns for eternity and in which the tormented souls never die.

              God wrote the Bible, and God created Hell. I'll take His word on what it is, not some cartoon depiction.
              Originally posted by Turdmion View Post
              A few questions:

              If God wants me to go to hell why bother letting me live.

              And learning difficulties do not make him a burden he's just younger mentally than his actual age and struggles with reading/writing and understanding certain things.
              That sounds like one question and a statement.

              God lets you live so you have ample opportunity to stop doing what He already knows you will do and beg Him to forgive you. Sure, He knows you won't, but He gives you the opportunity. Sure, He could pop up in a burning bush or something and point you in the right direction, but He wants you to come to Him and devote your entire existence to Him all by yourself.

              That's because He loves you.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Turdhead
                Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
                • Oct 2008
                • 80

                #22
                Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                I don' have a low IQ it was 69 last time it was tested which was late may, and like I said my brother doesn't know what sex is what these urges are, he doesn't seem to have them, and no I don't have urges towards small boys or grown ones for that matter, I'm quite straight. Just a half demon r-tard who likes metal.

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                • Turdhead
                  Unsaved Trash, rabid God-mocker
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 80

                  #23
                  Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                  Yay you changed my post, how very mature and adult like of you, wonder how long this one'll last?

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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22899

                    #24
                    Re: Why Turdmion and his Brother are Hellbound

                    Originally posted by Turdmommy View Post
                    Yay you changed my post, how very mature and adult like of you, wonder how long this one'll last?
                    Oh! That was a pity, I thought you'd come to your senses...
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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