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  • OfficialChristian
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Oct 2008
    • 3

    #1

    Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist



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  • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
    Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
    • Oct 2008
    • 120

    #2
    Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

    Originally posted by OfficialChristian View Post
    Lol! With good reason!
    Check the youtube page for the person who made this video. The background all says "God Bless The Pope."
    Even if he's Catholic, I'm pretty confident that, given enough time, you won't find too many comments in support of you.
    Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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    • OfficialChristian
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Oct 2008
      • 3

      #3
      Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

      True!

      I never checked his page, just saw that video when watching videos of Barack OBooma.

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      • SayvedByTheLord
        Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
        True Christian™
        • May 2007
        • 3151

        #4
        Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

        He sure does talk funny. Is he from that Godless island ?


        Leviticus 26:27-29

        27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
        28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
        29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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        • OfficialChristian
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Oct 2008
          • 3

          #5
          Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

          Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
          He sure does talk funny. Is he from that Godless island ?
          I think he is English?

          Sounds it anyway.

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          • Brother J.H.
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Feb 2008
            • 291

            #6
            Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

            He's from the Unsaved Kingdom. I know that accent, because I used to live there.
            http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

              It's you, isn't it?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22922

                #8
                Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

                A papist eh? A minion of the antichrist! We must be getting under the skin of the Father of Lies! Praise!

                Yet all this is foretold in 2 Timothy:

                2Tm:3:8: Now as Jannes and Jambres withstood Moses, so do these also resist the truth: men of corrupt minds, reprobate concerning the faith.
                2Tm:3:9: But they shall proceed no further: for their folly shall be manifest unto all men, as theirs also was.
                2Tm:3:10: But thou hast fully known my doctrine, manner of life, purpose, faith, longsuffering, charity, patience,
                2Tm:3:11: Persecutions, afflictions, which came unto me at Antioch, at Iconium, at Lystra; what persecutions I endured: but out of them all the Lord delivered me.
                2Tm:3:12: Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
                2Tm:3:13: But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
                2Tm:3:14: But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
                2Tm:3:15: And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
                2Tm:3:16: All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
                2Tm:3:17: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works.
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                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Brother J.H.
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 291

                  #9
                  Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  It's you, isn't it?
                  me? Gosh, no. I believe in God and Landover Baptist. I am working studiously towards salvation.
                  http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/

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                  • Nobar King
                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                    Christ's Guardian
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2007
                    • 23748

                    #10
                    Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

                    No, I meant the OP, who is banned, so it was really just a rhetorical question.
                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                    • Billybob Sunday
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 261

                      #11
                      Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

                      Is it just me, or does everyone in England talk like a homer?

                      Sadly, all I can offer is the ad hominem insult. This English feller is so brilliant that good old BillyBob will not even attempt to match wits with him. /s

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                      • Vayhr of the Warhost
                        Unruly True Christian™ Maverick
                        Forum Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 347

                        #12
                        Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

                        I couldn't understand a thing he said. I've heard women with manlier vocal cords. He was probably too stoned to speak like a man. He did look pretty dazed.



                        Can we get the FBI to arrest this criminal?

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                        • Daisy Mae Johnson
                          The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                          Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                          aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 15708

                          #13
                          Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

                          No wonder he posts such rubbish. He is stoned out of his freaking mind. Where are his parents?

                          Such a sad, sad, heart wrenching sight. He is just a baby, but already hopelessly addicted to the dope.

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                          • Mr. Old Iron Crotch
                            Unsaved Trash, Married to a sadistic witch
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 120

                            #14
                            Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

                            Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                            No wonder he posts such rubbish. He is stoned out of his freaking mind. Where are his parents?

                            Such a sad, sad, heart wrenching sight. He is just a baby, but already hopelessly addicted to the dope.

                            Yeah, he smokes a little weed.
                            Whatever he smokes doesn't mess up his mind nearly as much as whatever it is you smoke.
                            Now that Obama is president I get to watch my wife have one of those black guys he promised her.

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                            • Daisy Mae Johnson
                              The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                              Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                              aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15708

                              #15
                              Re: Another YouTube Video About LandoverBaptist

                              Originally posted by Mr. Old Iron Crotch View Post
                              Yeah, he smokes a little weed.
                              Whatever he smokes doesn't mess up his mind nearly as much as whatever it is you smoke.
                              I know you and your wife Old Iron Crotch are used to a life of depravity where it is A-OK to see a precious young 15 year old smoke the dope, but I can't handle it. That boy need JESUS. Please send him to me or a Pastor straight away!!!!!!!!!!!! I've been in my prayer closet praying for him for hours.

                              Nest thing yanno we are going to be hearing reports oh how he lost control and killed 3 fellow students in the school yard!

                              Send him to us straight away! We can help!
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