[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Do you ever think?

Seriously, I have been saved for about twelve Years.

But you're still a pathetic pothead? I can see right through your demonic facade. You're no Christian.

[The most pathetic dopehead]

Re: Do you ever think?

Listen, I love Jesus and he loves me. Therefore I WIN!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Do you ever think?

Listen, I love Jesus and he loves me. Therefore I WIN!

If you smoke the marijuana, you're not a Christian. Jesus hates drugs.

"Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven." Matthew 7:21

Do what Jesus says and then you might become a Christian. Look son, Jesus is more than willing to forgive your sins, but you have to calm down a little bit first so we can tell you how. Jesus is a perfect gentleman. He won't force himself on you. You have to ask him to become Lord and Savior of your life, but right now your mouth is too full of accusations and personal attacks to say anything else. Let me know when you're ready to be civil.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Do you ever think?

Listen, I love Jesus and he loves me. Therefore I WIN!

Could you share with us exactly how you show your love and respect for Him?

Other than the continual disrespectful behavior of not putting forth the required effort to hit the SHIFT key to capitalize His holy pronouns, that is.

Got a favorite Bible verse?

What sins do you not engage in anymore?

Do you know how God spots a Christian?

[The most pathetic dopehead]

Re: Do you ever think?

If you smoke the marijuana, you're not a Christian.

I don't, I'd rather not damage my lungs.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Do you ever think?

I don't, I'd rather not damage my lungs.

Oh, it must be a different kind of dope. Are you ready to give up the drugs and be filled with Jesus instead? You have nothing to lose except an eternity in Hell.

[The most pathetic dopehead]

Re: Do you ever think?

Could you share with us exactly how you show your love and respect for Him? Verbally, through thoughts, and feelings, also through trying to treat people decently.

Other than the continual disrespectful behavior of not putting forth the required effort to hit the SHIFT key to capitalize His holy pronouns, that is.

Got a favorite Bible verse? A lot of favorite Bible verses, such as:
John 10:10, John 3:7, John 3:16, the entire 54th chapter of Isaiah, and Revelation 12:10.

What sins do you not engage in anymore?

Do you know how God spots a Christian?

a

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Do you ever think?

a

Da:10:15: And when he had spoken such words unto me, I set my face toward the ground, and I became dumb.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Do you ever think?

So, you know my standing with God? Last time I checked, the on two who know where I stand with God are him and me. Not you.

Sinner the only place you stand is next to the gutter vomiting and high on dope.

You are partially right however in that God sent you to His forum so that you possibly could be yanked back from the precipice. He does not want you to roast in hell but he did give you the free will to do so if you choose.

Let us help you find the True Path to Righteousness®. You may begin by clicking the PayPal button below and tithing generously

YIC,
Sayved

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Do you ever think?

Sinner the only place you stand is next to the gutter vomiting and high on dope.

That probably proves to be an awful sensation. It's not even mentionable, however, when compared to the absolute terror and repugnance of Hell. This sinner had better get used to the feeling.

You are partially right however in that God sent you to His forum so that you possibly could be yanked back from the precipice. He does not want you to roast in hell but he did give you the free will to do so if you choose.

And so far, he is choosing to go to Hell. It's rather droll that even though we warn him of the consequences and offer him the ability to escape an eternity of torture (for a relatively small fee), he persistently refuses.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Do you ever think?

<< Pastor Ezekiel's avatar makes him look like a serial killing meth head >>

Blasphemy....patent BLASPHEMY!!!!!

I only pray that (after a good de-lousing) you will someday know the joy, redemption and complete fulfillment of having your frail soul cradled in the strong, loving, and all-curing arms of our Beloved Pastor Zeke, while the angels sing on High.

I pity you.

[The most pathetic dopehead]

Re: Do you ever think?

My soul belongs to the following:
1. Jesus
2. My family
3. My friends
4. Lauren Lee Smith

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Do you ever think?

My soul belongs to the following:
1. Jesus
2. My family
3. My friends
4. Lauren Lee Smith

Of course your soul belongs to Jesus. The soul of every kiddy-buggering priest in Rome belongs to Jesus. Not in the sense of love, but in the sense of ownership. He can do whatever he wants with your soul, including kick it into Hell, and you're powerless. I don't know who those last people are but I can tell you've never read the Bible. Jesus wants NO "gods" before him. That means family, friends, and whoever that girl is at the end have to come after Jesus. Period.

[The most pathetic dopehead]

Re: Do you ever think?

All of those other people are gifts from God! Jesus loves all souls, He said so.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

Re: Do you ever think?

All of those other people are gifts from God! Jesus loves all souls, He said so.

I'd like to see where He says that. Are you quoting from a false Bible?

You sound like one of those mamby-pamby false Christians that think that Jesus loves everyone and aborted babies go to Heaven, right? I think you should take a look at what I posted here.