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  • Jerome
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    • Oct 2008
    • 16
    #1

    Why is it that people who live in Europe...

    Why is it that people who live in europe are more likley to be the "Euroheathen" and sinners as you proclaim them to be? I'm going to assume that because we all live in America we have a greater chance to be saved? Keep in mind that America is a fairly young country who has made a great impact on the world.

    Now I have a german friend who lives in germany will he be going to hell? He is a follower of God and is just as good as anyone else. Will he be going to hell since he lives on a different continent and is German?
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    • Father Maurice Lester
      Ring-kissing Papist dog
      • Sep 2006
      • 3366
      #2
      Re: Why is it that people who live in Europe...

      Originally posted by Jerome View Post
      Now I have a german friend who lives in germany will he be going to hell? He is a follower of God and is just as good as anyone else. Will he be going to hell since he lives on a different continent and is German?
      No dear boy, it doesn't work like that although there surely are a large number of Germans either in Hell or waiting at the gates. (See: WW2 atrocities, Joachim Kroll, Peter Kurten, Martin Luther etc...) On the other hand, many of us here in Europe are Roman Catholics and clearly on the path to salvation through our love and acceptance of Jesus Christ our Saviour.

      Remember, The Pope himself lives at The Vatican which is in Roma... here in Italy... here in Europe. If our Heavenly Father's vicar on earth lives in Europe then most certainly Europeans are welcome into the eternal Kingdom of our Lord.



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        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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          True Christian™
          • Dec 2006
          • 12414
          #3
          Re: Why is it that people who live in Europe...

          Don't listen to this unrepentant boy-diddler, Jerome. There is nothing remotely Christian about him or his fellow papist pedophiles. In fact, they're a large part of why Europe is a wasteland of sin and deprivation.
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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22929
              #4
              Re: Why is it that people who live in Europe...

              I think the problem is Euro-Socialism – everyone is told they are equal, when clearly they aren’t; everyone always wins a prize even if they are second from last in the sack-race; and no-one bothers with their health because all medicine is free. (I’m trying to remember the name of the great Baptist luminary who said, “Socialism is the opiate of the masses*.”)

              The other problem is that they speak foreign and therefore have difficulty with KJV1611. Who will translate this into Serbo-Croat? Ro:8:26: Likewise the Spirit also helpeth our infirmities: for we know not what we should pray for as we ought: but the Spirit itself maketh intercession for us with groanings which cannot be uttered.?

              They also have the metric system:

              Proverb:20:10: Divers weights, and divers measures, both of them are alike abomination to the LORD.

              And finally, and as witnessed above, the place is beset with Catix like maggots on a carcass

              *I’ve just remembered, it was me.
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                • Jean Poole
                  Mother of 20
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 384
                  #5
                  Re: Why is it that people who live in Europe...

                  Let's all think of words to follow the title...

                  Why do all Europeans...

                  Smell!
                  have homer relations!
                  Steal things!
                  Dance with garlic!
                  Hit each other with fish!

                  Stupid Euroqueers!
                  God hates Seth Cochrane.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556
                      #6
                      Re: Why is it that people who live in Europe...

                      Originally posted by Jerome View Post
                      Why is it that people who live in europe are more likley to be the "Euroheathen" and sinners as you proclaim them to be? I'm going to assume that because we all live in America we have a greater chance to be saved? Keep in mind that America is a fairly young country who has made a great impact on the world.

                      Now I have a german friend who lives in germany will he be going to hell? He is a follower of God and is just as good as anyone else. Will he be going to hell since he lives on a different continent and is German?
                      No, you are going to hell for being an unrepentant sodomite and a God-mocker.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                        • Wide-Open
                          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 18449
                          #7
                          Re: Why is it that people who live in Europe...

                          Originally posted by Jean Poole View Post
                          Let's all think of words to follow the title...

                          Why do all Europeans...

                          Smell!
                          have homer relations!
                          Steal things!
                          Dance with garlic!
                          Hit each other with fish!

                          Stupid Euroqueers!
                          Indeed Sister. These questions need to be asked!

                          Lamentations 5:15
                          The joy of our heart is ceased; our dance is turned into mourning.
                          Psalm 81:10:
                          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639
                              #8
                              Re: Why is it that people who live in Europe...

                              Originally posted by one of our resident Mary-hailers View Post
                              See: WW2 atrocities....
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