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  • Minister Smith
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    • Oct 2008
    • 20

    #16
    Re: You Do'nt go to hell if you don't believe in hell.

    Pastor Ezekiel, do not call me boy, that is an insult to me on a personal level. How dare you, you can address me as Mr. Smith. Also, yes I have read the bible, and why should I tell you how old I am? I could be 1, i could be 100. It doesn't matter.
    Jesus saves.

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: You Do'nt go to hell if you don't believe in hell.

      Originally posted by Minister Smith View Post
      hey Mary, thanks for banning me for misplacing an apostrophe, i doubt you have made similar mistakes in your lifetime. And I do accept Jesus, I have said nowhere that I don't. And what does hell have to do with rejecting God's love???
      You're obviously not very bright if you think you've been banned but can yet still post. However, being a retarded is no excuse for ignoring scripture. Only through God and the temporary sacrifice of His only begotten Son can you avoid Hell. Some of the appropriate scripture is even conveniently quoted just above in my previous post.
      If you accept Jesus as you claim, then why do you reject His Word?
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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78552

        #18
        Re: You Do'nt go to hell if you don't believe in hell.

        Originally posted by Minister Smith View Post
        Pastor Ezekiel, do not call me boy, that is an insult to me on a personal level. How dare you, you can address me as Mr. Smith. Also, yes I have read the bible, and why should I tell you how old I am? I could be 1, i could be 100. It doesn't matter.
        You have exactly 5 minutes to tell me how old you are boy, otherwise you'll get tossed into Quarantine.

        You are uninvited, unwelcome and unsaved boy. Don't get uppity with me.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22833

          #19
          Re: You Do'nt go to hell if you don't believe in hell.

          Originally posted by Minister Smith View Post
          [...]why should I tell you how old I am? I could be 1, i could be 100. It doesn't matter.
          Boy, let me explain. Put down that melon and listen up. You have to be 18 to post on these forums. (We were thinking of making that a mental age of 18 but then our joo accountants said we'd never get anyone here.)
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          • Minister Smith
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            • Oct 2008
            • 20

            #20
            Re: You Do'nt go to hell if you don't believe in hell.

            idk, look it up, i said how old I was when i registered
            Jesus saves.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22833

              #21
              Re: You Do'nt go to hell if you don't believe in hell.

              Originally posted by Minister Smith View Post
              idk, look it up, i said how old I was when i registered
              You seem like a misguided but honest fellow, would you believe we have all manner of idiots here who lie about their age? A lot of them forget what they have written and then say,
              Originally posted by Minister Smith View Post
              idk, look it up, i said how old I was when i registered
              The "False Witness" part doesn't seem to have much effect on their Godless souls.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • JennyD
                Honorary True Christian™
                Sweet Placid Sister
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2007
                • 9567

                #22
                Re: You Do'nt go to hell if you don't believe in hell.

                Originally posted by Jerome View Post
                I'm just using a bunch of wrong examples based off something of similar idea.
                Yes, wrong examples based on idiocy. Well done!
                God's wisdom is infinite perhaps there are some bits of valuable knowledge that weren't included in the bible.
                If they were important, God would have included them.
                Who knows cause I certainly don't.
                Yes, that's apparent.
                Originally posted by Minister Smith View Post
                Pastor Ezekiel, do not call me boy, that is an insult to me on a personal level. How dare you, you can address me as Mr. Smith. Also, yes I have read the bible, and why should I tell you how old I am? I could be 1, i could be 100. It doesn't matter.
                I think you're about 15, and you have not read the Bible aside from a few lessons in the Sunday School your parents made you go to.

                I think you're another Ginger Goth, here to mock us and then attack, sodomize, and murder our older gentleman members, just like that Seth Cochran!
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