Scotland be damned!

[Mr. Jingles]

When you think about it, what country could be more depraved than Scotland? Look at the way the men there dress; they wear kilts-i.e., skirts. They also wear those gay-looking little hats, & play bagpipes; fagpipes is more like it. Moreover, Scotland invented golf, the most homer sport there is. Most of them are catholics, which should suprise nobody. If they could, most Scots would probably vote for Obama; a great punishment from Jesus awaits this demonic nation.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: Scotland be damned!

...Most of them are catholics...

Have you tried using the powers of the internet to help you do basic research?


One of the main reasons the Scots are perpetually doomed is their LACK of Catholicism. Think of them as a cross between Anglicans, Jews and canoes.

They also tend towards dyslexia and often phone radio stations asking to her the Rolling Stones song "Hey, Hey, McCloud, McCloud get offa my ewe!



Upon further reflection they are even more similar to Landrover Baptwits... they both love Johnny Cash because they thought he "Kilt a man in Reno, just to watch him dye."





Bless you, Jerry-Jeff Walker lyric,
Father Mo



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[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I spoke sometime ago with one of our Missionaries in England, he is convinced that the fault with the Scotch is that they harbor a fierce inferiority complex that they are not English. History has shown them time and again that the English are basically superior in all respects: invention, the arts, politics, soldiering, creating wealth, etc.

My missionary colleague pointed out that there is more than a little irony in this, as the English are nothing more than a load of buck-toothed, hygiene-challenged, fluffy-bunny Church of England, homer-facilitating, false Christians.

It is my considered opinion, once having read a book about a man who knew someone who went to Scotchland, that the Scotch are basically held back by being drunken, ginger-haired malignant dwarves whose vocal chords and lack of civilization do not allow them to speak an intelligible language.



PS - who let our bead-fumbling friend ^^ in? When I opened the post, I could smell the incense.

[Callisto]

Re: Scotland be damned!

I lived in Scotland for a few years (but am not a Scot myself). Very pleasant country and people with the best sheep stomach based cuisine in the world.

[Wash O'Hanley]

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Don't forget that the bagpipe-fueled beats of Big Country turned an entire generation onto the dangers of rock music, poofy hair, electric bagpipe music and three-wheeled utility vehicles.

[Glendora Christianson]

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Scottish are cheap bastards too...

I am reminded of a golfing story...

Three men and their wives are out golfing, a Scott, a Brit, and an American. As each wife bends over to retrieve her ball from the cup, each husband is confronted with the fact that his wife has forgotten to wear panties...

When the American sees his wife's cooter bared to the world, he says "Mother, take my credit card to the clubhouse and buy yourself some panties".

When the Brit sees his wife's muff flapping in the breeze, he says "Goodness deary, look in the car boot and see if you can find some knickers!"

But when the Scott sees his wife's berd bared to all, he says "Jazus Chroist woman, get yerself a comb!"

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Don't forget that the bagpipe-fueled beats of Big Country turned an entire generation onto the dangers of rock music, poofy hair, electric bagpipe music and three-wheeled utility vehicles.

Oh Bless my Soul!!! Was I just Rick Rolled? That was terrifying music (if you can call that music).

[sinnersbedamned]

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Tis a shame, because I invested in royal bank of scotland (RBS) with the intention of tithing proceeds to jesus. It appears that I made a very poor decision and there will be no profits for Jesus. I'm definately going to hell for this

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Scotland be damned!

Don't forget that the bagpipe-fueled beats of Big Country turned an entire generation onto the dangers of rock music, poofy hair, electric bagpipe music and three-wheeled utility vehicles.

I read where that faggot singer killed himself out of self-loathing. Like all dead satan worshiping rocking rollers, he's gargling satan's scalding hot spunk in hell right now. Amen!

[s@ul77]

Re: Scotland be damned!

When you think about it, what country could be more depraved than Scotland? Look at the way the men there dress; they wear kilts-i.e., skirts. They also wear those gay-looking little hats, & play bagpipes; fagpipes is more like it. Moreover, Scotland invented golf, the most homer sport there is. Most of them are catholics, which should suprise nobody. If they could, most Scots would probably vote for Obama; a great punishment from Jesus awaits this demonic nation.

You really need to get out more, have you ever traveled aboard? Scots only wear the Kilt at weddings and baptisms(and a few others) and not in everyday life.

• Scotland is predominantly a Protestant country.

• Most Scots would not Obam-bam or McCain(Scottish name), more than likely they would vote fro Ron Paul

I spoke sometime ago with one of our Missionaries in England, he is convinced that the fault with the Scotch is that they harbor a fierce inferiority complex that they are not English. History has shown them time and again that the English are basically superior in all respects: invention, the arts, politics, soldiering, creating wealth, etc.

My missionary colleague pointed out that there is more than a little irony in this, as the English are nothing more than a load of buck-toothed, hygiene-challenged, fluffy-bunny Church of England, homer-facilitating, false Christians.

It is my considered opinion, once having read a book about a man who knew someone who went to Scotchland, that the Scotch are basically held back by being drunken, ginger-haired malignant dwarves whose vocal chords and lack of civilization do not allow them to speak an intelligible language.



PS - who let our bead-fumbling friend ^^ in? When I opened the post, I could smell the incense.

The Scots do not have inferiority complex, there were 14 major battles between the Scots and the English, the Scots won 8.

• It was a Scot who founded the Special Air Service(SAS), the most feared special forces in the world, generally over 60% of the those that pass SAS selection are Scottish.

• Even the Roman empire could not defeat the Scots, unlike the English

[quote=Wash O'Hanley;258373]Don't forget that the bagpipe-fueled beats of Big Country turned an entire generation onto the dangers of rock music, poofy hair, electric bagpipe music and three-wheeled utility vehicles.