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  • stuartyboy
    Unsaved trash
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    • Nov 2008
    • 1

    #1

    You guys are class

    This site is great, watched the video of Pastor Deacon Fred converting the Godless at the Athiest rally on youtube, inspirational, if you haven't seen it watch it. Keep up the good work! PRAISE!!!!!!
    Last edited by Mrs. Mary Whitford; 11-06-2008, 01:25 AM. Reason: It's Pastor Deacon Fred, not "Pastor Fred Deacon". Fixed that for you.
  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
    Ladies of Landover Senior VP
    One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
    Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2006
    • 12414

    #2
    Re: You guys are class

    Thank you. Even though most of those Godless atheisn'ts were too "whacked" on marihuana cigarettes to hear his words, the good Pastor won several souls to Jesus that day!
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22885

      #3
      Re: You guys are class

      The work of Pastor Deacon Fred is not subject for hilarity, despite the God Mockers into whose cage he gladly steps, protected only by his KJV 1611 and Faith in The Lord.

      M'r:2:15: And it came to pass, that, as Jesus sat at meat in his house, many publicans and sinners sat also together with Jesus and his disciples: for there were many, and they followed him.
      M'r:2:16: And when the scribes and Pharisees saw him eat with publicans and sinners, they said unto his disciples, How is it that he eateth and drinketh with publicans and sinners?
      M'r:2:17: When Jesus heard it, he saith unto them, They that are whole have no need of the physician, but they that are sick: I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.


      One soul saved from amongst the sinners in the crowd is worth any amount of work to The Good Pastor Deacon Fred. Praise!
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      • maneack
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Nov 2008
        • 18

        #4
        Re: You guys are class

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        Thank you. Even though most of those Godless atheisn'ts were too "whacked" on marihuana cigarettes to hear his words, the good Pastor won several souls to Jesus that day!
        So called Damnation is alot funnier when high... while we can laugh in the faces of those looking to be saved by clouds... -.-

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        • Marshall
          Righteous and Patriotic
          Highest body count at the VFW
          True Christian™
          • Oct 2006
          • 3322

          #5
          Re: You guys are class

          Originally posted by manea1 View Post
          So called Damnation is alot funnier when high... while we can laugh in the faces of those looking to be saved by clouds... -.-
          May God Almighty forgive your blaspheming organ whetter.
          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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          • maneack
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2008
            • 18

            #6
            Re: You guys are class

            I have nothing to be forgiven for... God gave us Marijuana so people can smoke it...

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            • Marshall
              Righteous and Patriotic
              Highest body count at the VFW
              True Christian™
              • Oct 2006
              • 3322

              #7
              Re: You guys are class

              He created Marijuana so He could smell who to shoot with lightning bolts and so prison rapists would have someone to target(long hair and feminine man boobs).
              The reefer is a gateway drug that leads to homosexual prostitution and AIDS.
              Ever notice how heroin addicts all smoke pot too?
              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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              • maneack
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2008
                • 18

                #8
                Re: You guys are class

                Thats just according to your Idea that god created everything, not mine by the way...

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                • maneack
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 18

                  #9
                  Re: You guys are class

                  *sigh* Preaching that "women are filthy" to young children is what leads to homosexuality... alot more than pot does...

                  "My daddy says girls are filthy, so ill just go play doctor with this guy then. YAY!"

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                  • Marshall
                    Righteous and Patriotic
                    Highest body count at the VFW
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2006
                    • 3322

                    #10
                    Re: You guys are class

                    Hey kid, don't blame me when you are in prison being broomstuck by some blue gum. If you don't mind smoking weeds and infuriating Jesus with your hippy stench then have at it.
                    The Bible says you should respect your body not use it as a chemistry set.
                    God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                    • maneack
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 18

                      #11
                      Re: You guys are class

                      also note that god has given all of us a brain... Just Use It™

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                      • maneack
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 18

                        #12
                        Re: You guys are class

                        and Hippies, Prison, chemistry set... you sound like somone having Fantasies over it...

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                        • Marshall
                          Righteous and Patriotic
                          Highest body count at the VFW
                          True Christian™
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 3322

                          #13
                          Re: You guys are class

                          Hey tinkerbell, don't get all grabby with me. I'm straight.
                          God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                          • maneack
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 18

                            #14
                            Re: You guys are class

                            and yet call us women Filthy... sad, you know there only ONE other solution then...

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                            • Marshall
                              Righteous and Patriotic
                              Highest body count at the VFW
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 3322

                              #15
                              Re: You guys are class

                              Calling yourself a woman is very telling. Are you a gay?
                              It's all clear now. You came here to complain because Jesus Christ won against the gays in Commiefornia and you can't get married.
                              Transparent.
                              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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