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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118

    #1

    End Times in Illinois

    This happened the day after the Election in the Illinois

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    I'M READY JESUS!!

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



  • SayvedByTheLord
    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
    True Christian™
    • May 2007
    • 3151

    #2
    Re: End Times in Illinois

    I heard thunder rumble here in Iowa Sister Tali when this happened.

    Rapture® is coming soon !


    Leviticus 26:27-29

    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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    • Remy Lebeau
      LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire
      President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association
      Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2058

      #3
      Re: End Times in Illinois

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      This happened the day after the Election in the Illinois

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      I'M READY JESUS!!
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      • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
        Scientific Advisor
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2373

        #4
        Re: End Times in Illinois

        Jesus is rallying the troops! I am preparing for Him as we speak! I even unplugged my alarm for tomorrow, I'm that sure that He will come before tomorrow at 11am!

        PRAISE JESUS, WE ARE SAVED! I can hear the thunder of His Army as we speak!
        Trump 2020: "For Real This Time"

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        • Talitha
          Deaconess
          Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
          True Christian™
          • May 2026
          • 15118

          #5
          Re: End Times in Illinois

          Revelation 15
          And I saw another sign in heaven, great and marvellous, seven angels having the seven last plagues; for in them is filled up the wrath of God.
          And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire: and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, and over the number of his name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of God.
          And they sing the song of Moses the servant of God, and the song of the Lamb, saying, Great and marvellous are thy works, Lord God Almighty; just and true are thy ways, thou King of Saints



          .GLORY!!

          Sister Talitha

          Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


          HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
          being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22895

            #6
            Re: End Times in Illinois

            Praise! We are saved from Obamification! I will retire to the Billiard room with a Brandy, the Good Book and a generous slice of Mrs Bathfire’s Blackberry and Apple pie. Mrs Bathfire herself has made her way to “The Concerned Christian Women’s Guild” and says she will see me later – I wonder where we’ll be?
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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #7
              Re: End Times in Illinois

              Now that those numbers are played out I wouldn't recommend playing them for a while. The odds of them repeating are small.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • May 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: End Times in Illinois

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                Now that those numbers are played out I wouldn't recommend playing them for a while. The odds of them repeating are small.
                The Lord is coming and day, any hour, any second. He may even be here right now.

                I hope you have no intention of gambling Brother Nobar?
                You don't want to annoy Jesus before he get's here and get left behind do you?

                Proverbs 28:22
                He that hasteth to be rich hath an evil eye, and considereth not that poverty shall come upon him

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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