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  • OnYourKnees
    On Extended Furlough
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2006
    • 4729

    #106
    Re: A Women's Forum

    Originally posted by Myers View Post
    Fascinating...You can't actually disban all attempts of a Women's Forum just over a mediocre post...If you're Godly Americans, then you should believe in privacy, Freedom of Speech and Press.
    The Pastors run this Forum, and they can do whatever they choose. This is not a demoncracy!

    Kindly show us where in the Bible God says He supports privacy, or the freedom of speech or the press?

    I'd say striking Onan dead for pulling out instead of impregnating his brother's sister would mean God was watching to see what was going on. Does that sound like privacy to you?

    I'd say declaring the blaspheming of the Holy Spirit to be the unforgivable sin would pretty much kill that whole "freedom of speech" idea, no?
    Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
    snicker...snicker....

    Myers, love...why don't....YOU....ask Bro Love about...about...LMAO...his "best buddy"...the "Deacon Jack Daniels"? You know, love, they DO get together EVERY evening!! ROFL

    Ahhh...interesting INSIGHT, Myers, love....an evangelist with HIDDEN gay....MOTIvations!!!!!!!!!
    Originally posted by Myers View Post
    And I don't find them getting together every night a coincidence either. They must be closet cases... Is there something you'd like to share with us, Brother Love?
    You really are an idiot. Why, you make TwinkBoy look like a (comic) genius.
    Originally posted by lilith View Post
    Indeed,I'm still waiting for that bolt of lightning - which by now must be several decades overdue.
    <joke removed> Eh, it was too easy. Kinda like you, Sea Hag.

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    • Mom
      Unsaved Trash
      Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
      • Dec 2006
      • 115

      #107
      Re: A Women's Forum

      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
      The Pastors run this Forum, and they can do whatever they choose. This is not a demoncracy!

      Kindly show us where in the Bible God says He supports privacy, or the freedom of speech or the press?

      I'd say striking Onan dead for pulling out instead of impregnating his brother's sister would mean God was watching to see what was going on. Does that sound like privacy to you?

      I'd say declaring the blaspheming of the Holy Spirit to be the unforgivable sin would pretty much kill that whole "freedom of speech" idea, no?
      The key word was American, if you hadn't noticed. And there are moderators for forums, so it wouldn't be freedom of speech anyway.

      Freedom of speech on here would mean I could say Jesus F***ing Christ, God's a dumb f***ing a** who needs to be kicked in the face, godd***it. But I would never say that....

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      • OnYourKnees
        On Extended Furlough
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2006
        • 4729

        #108
        Re: A Women's Forum

        Originally posted by Myers View Post
        The key word was American, if you hadn't noticed. And there are moderators for forums, so it wouldn't be freedom of speech anyway.
        No, the key word is Godly.

        Now, about you showing us where God supports privacy, etc.?

        Oh, that's right. You don't read God's Word, you just come here to mock it.

        10 infraction points for being wilfully vexatious.

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        • Mom
          Unsaved Trash
          Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
          • Dec 2006
          • 115

          #109
          Re: A Women's Forum

          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
          No, the key word is Godly.

          Now, about you showing us where God supports privacy, etc.?

          Oh, that's right. You don't read God's Word, you just come here to mock it.

          10 infraction points for being wilfully vexatious.
          I won't deny that God's a perv who watches people shower. I bet you like it.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #110
            Re: A Women's Forum

            Originally posted by Myers View Post
            The key word was American, if you hadn't noticed. And there are moderators for forums, so it wouldn't be freedom of speech anyway.

            Freedom of speech on here would mean I could say Jesus F***ing Christ, God's a dumb f***ing a** who needs to be kicked in the face, godd***it. But I would never say that....
            VILE SINNER! To take the Lord's name in vain like, and in PUBLIC! I don't know how you can show your face among good, godly people but judgment is coming and you will be sorry if you don't fall on your knees right now and BEG God for His infinite mercy!
            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
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            • Mom
              Unsaved Trash
              Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
              • Dec 2006
              • 115

              #111
              Re: A Women's Forum

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              VILE SINNER! To take the Lord's name in vain like, and in PUBLIC! I don't know how you can show your face among good, godly people but judgment is coming and you will be sorry if you don't fall on your knees right now and BEG God for His infinite mercy!
              I'm the sinner? You're the one spelling "Godly" with a lower case "g". Now that's a first class ticket to Hell.

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #112
                Re: A Women's Forum

                Originally posted by Myers View Post
                I'm the sinner? You're the one spelling "Godly" with a lower case "g". Now that's a first class ticket to Hell.
                God is His name and is a noun, "godly" is an adjective used to describe True Christians™ who are almost perfect, but nowhere near as perfect as God. The important thing to remember is that you can't distract us from your disgusting display, and I am praying hard that you will soon be quarantined so we don't have to suffer through such garbage tainting our blessed board any more.
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • OnYourKnees
                  On Extended Furlough
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 4729

                  #113
                  Re: A Women's Forum

                  Originally posted by Myers View Post
                  I won't deny that God's a perv who watches people shower. I bet you like it.
                  Sorry, that was 40 points for being wilfully vexatious.

                  Let's see how many for blaspheming the Holy Spirit, shall we?

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                  • Mom
                    Unsaved Trash
                    Hellion, Clown Boy, etc. -- witless and vexations dunderheads
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 115

                    #114
                    Re: A Women's Forum

                    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                    Sorry, that was 40 points for being wilfully vexatious.

                    Let's see how many for blaspheming the Holy Spirit, shall we?
                    This is me, not caring....

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #115
                      Re: A Women's Forum

                      Originally posted by Myers View Post
                      This is me, not caring....
                      This is you being anally assaulted by an endless conga line of demons for eternity in hell.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Glendora Christianson
                        Spiritual Mother of LBC
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2329

                        #116
                        Re: A Women's Forum

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        This is you being anally assaulted by an endless conga line of demons for eternity in hell.
                        I am so sorry that our own Pastor Zeke has been assaulted by secular scum like Myers. And I'm not surprised that talk of a women's forum has gotten us into this mess. As a (reluctant) daughter of Eve, I have accepted the fact that we women lead to nothing but trouble. I pray this thread will soon pass and be forgotten! DISGUSTED MOTHER GLENDORA
                        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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                        • tommy
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 392

                          #117
                          Re: A Women's Forum

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                          The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                          Exodus 15:3

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                          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2006
                            • 12414

                            #118
                            Re: A Women's Forum

                            Originally posted by tommy View Post
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                            We you trying to beg us to "h"elp you out of a life of degradation and sin before Satan cut you off? Don't let him or his minions stop you from getting yourself a Holy Bible™ (KJV1611) and praying to Jesus for Salvation!
                            Posted via Prayer

                            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                            Blogging for CHRIST!
                            Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                            All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                            Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                            On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                            My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                            • tommy
                              Forum Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 392

                              #119
                              Re: A Women's Forum

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                              We you trying to beg us to "h"elp you out of a life of degradation and sin before Satan cut you off? Don't let him or his minions stop you from getting yourself a Holy Bible™ (KJV1611) and praying to Jesus for Salvation!
                              hmmm. Actually I was experimenting with smilies and submitted the post by accident. I erased everything and wrote and h.

                              I do have a KJV Bible(your site inspired me to buy one ) and there are plenty on the internet.
                              The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
                              Exodus 15:3

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                              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                                True Christian™
                                • Dec 2006
                                • 12414

                                #120
                                Re: A Women's Forum

                                Originally posted by tommy View Post
                                hmmm. Actually I was experimenting with smilies and submitted the post by accident. I erased everything and wrote and h.

                                I do have a KJV Bible(your site inspired me to buy one ) and there are plenty on the internet.
                                Well then, instead of wasting precious time with emoticons, crack that Bible open and start studying! Jesus in on His way, and slacking now will only get you a one-way ticket to eternal damnation!
                                Posted via Prayer

                                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                                Blogging for CHRIST!
                                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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