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  • Father Maurice Lester
    Ring-kissing Papist dog
    • Sep 2006
    • 3366

    #1

    More Papal Leadership Brilliance!

    I do appreciate that retro-fitting forty year old tractors and AMX Gremlins for solar energy is not easy so I suppose we can give Landrover Baptwit a pass for remaining, both technologically and theologically, stuck in the distant past.

    Meanwhile, The Vatican have begun to move boldly towards renewable energy sources as part of a two-thousand year old plan to maintain our status as History's most socially progressive and spiritually pure movement.

    It brings a tear to this old Padre's eye to knowing that beloved Pope Benedict, after discussions with our Heavenly Father, is so heartily continuing the Catholic tradition of forward thinking.

    As I write this we have a crack team of experts at South Bend attempting to re-engineer existing solar technology to work with tin-roofed shacks. If they can solve the problem much of the third world, from India to Iowa, will once again benefit from Roman Catholic generosity.


    Bless you, my cow-patty cooking corn huskers,
    Father Mo





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    A Cardinal in the making.

  • Pastor Al E Pistle
    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 9323

    #2
    Re: More Papal Leadership Brilliance!

    You mis-read it. They are trying to get Catlick priests smarter by warming their heads with tin-foil caps.
    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22883

      #3
      Re: More Papal Leadership Brilliance!

      It's a plot by the pope - you watch, he'll use the electricity for getting heretics to recant.

      If he wants real photo-electric power, he should stick a few cells up his rear end - he thinks the sun shines out of it.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: More Papal Leadership Brilliance!

        Speaking of Paypal.................. Have you tithed to your favorite Baptist Church lately Father Mo?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #5
          Re: More Papal Leadership Brilliance!

          Solar energy, like all crackpot global warming theories, is a communist plot to destroy Christianity. The end of the world is a good and desirable thing to True Christians(tm), because that will be the time that Jesus returns with a flaming sword sticking out of His mouth, sending all the papist filth to eternal damnation. Praise Jesus!!

          That the roman pope is involved in foisting yet another load of diabolical nonsense upon the world that flies in the face of Scripture should not surprise anyone. I worship THE SON, not the sun. Glory!!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Father Maurice Lester
            Ring-kissing Papist dog
            • Sep 2006
            • 3366

            #6
            Re: More Papal Leadership Brilliance!

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            Speaking of Paypal.................. Have you tithed to your favorite Baptist Church lately Father Mo?
            Do you mean the PayAL button on the page bottom? I think not.


            Speaking of page bottoms... is Youth Pastor Marty still working for ex-congressman Foley?


            Bless you, my future Lesuit,
            Father Mo



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            A Cardinal in the making.

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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #7
              Re: More Papal Leadership Brilliance!

              Pardon me, Mother Mo --

              The 1.2 million euro ($2.37 million) system, devised and donated by German companies SolarWorld and SMA Solar Technology, will allow the city-state to cut its carbon dioxide emissions by about 225 tonnes and save the equivalent of 80 tonnes of oil each year.
              What exactly did your precious Roman Catholic Cult DO that was so progressive? Say, "Why yes, we're willing to accept a donation of $2.37M in goods and services in exchange for continuing to lead millions to an eternal reward in Satan's clutches"?
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Meek and Humble
                Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
                Biblical Black Belt
                Jr. Pastor
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2008
                • 6197

                #8
                Re: More Papal Leadership Brilliance!

                God HATES solar power! How do I know? Read the scriptures! God's choice of power for punishing the wicked is burning brimstone! Not giving them a suntan! If you are getting power from anything other than a burning fuel, you are evil!

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